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Ontarkie
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The little Tornado met Santa at Homedepot today She was there for a workshop. She made a bank.

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uscis online status changed to card production! interview went great, took about 25 minutes. now for a nice loooooong break from uscis...

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,580

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Can you put me on ignore for a fortnight? Just so I don't get so mudder-frackin constipated by Tarkulus replies to my posts here? I beg of you, attempt it, click the thingie, put me on ignore.

Can? Please?

Friends don't let friends post ignorably, no man.

I only had to tell him twice.....

You had to speak in tongues twice, see man. We (and only we) discovered this on our own, vigilant man.

[where Tarklar never goes]

And never will, no man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,478

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what's his inbox full of?

constipated moderators - 5 years worth. :D

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,580

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1. I actually totally don't believe in that star sign nonsense.

2. I agree with this Many%.

1. Hoorah, si ma'am. The position of the planets & stars during one's birth has about as much to do with one's personality as does the presence of a cigarette lighter in the delivery room, gee man.

2. I agreed and agree with it at least that much, perceptive D man.

constipated moderators - Many years worth.

Is there any other kind, huh man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

N-o-l-a Grand Master

N-o-l-a   7,168

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nola, u don't want him

I only jest. It is just my life is so vanilla right now. It is a trade off between excitement and crappy partner or good and steady husband. It is hard for the Dane to understand, we have very different backgrounds. Danishness is like the cultural and relationship equivalent of watching paint dry on a rough and pokey concrete wall.

Plus, I have two crappy British men in my life already, who I really could do without. Aaah, family.

Did Dutch eat your potatoes?

Yes. Man likes my cooking.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

Jacque67 Grand Master

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ye no

Well, if you want to live with a man, you have to lower your expectations. Here in Japan, they put in the effort before they are married, but once the ring is on the finger, they get drunk and sleep on the floor infront of the TV. Not surprising considering the work hours, but still frustrating. Is your husband working?

Darnell Grand Master

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And never will, no man.

le sigh.

I've made decent coin this year, buying vintage stuff at estate sales, dropping em off at the Vintage Shops in the Montrose - usually my profit margins start at 300 percent.

Does that make me a bank? well, sorta.

I never clear less than 300 percent on a vintage sale. Purses, belts, ties - gimme a brand-y estate sale and I make out like a bandit, a month later.

Still, tis sad whats-her-name, the soon to be new-ex, doesna understand about vintage. But I digress..

wth is yer problem, not making money in the Montrose District ? I don't get it - we have the same skills, what's keeping you from the big coin ?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

N-o-l-a Grand Master

N-o-l-a   7,168

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really?

Well, there is Jada, but she's been MIA.

Other things are broken with ox like strength too.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

Jacque67 Grand Master

Jacque67   7,328

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I only jest. It is just my life is so vanilla right now. It is a trade off between excitement and crappy partner or good and steady husband. It is hard for the Dane to understand, we have very different backgrounds. Danishness is like the cultural and relationship equivalent of watching paint dry on a rough and pokey concrete wall.

Plus, I have two crappy British men in my life already, who I really could do without. Aaah, family.

Yes. Man likes my cooking.

I know what you mean. I traded in the vanilla.

N-o-l-a Grand Master

N-o-l-a   7,168

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but I wasn't talkin' bout your cooking.....

And I was ignoring whatever reference you were making.

I don't even know what reference you were making. :ranting:

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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Well, there is Jada, but she's been MIA.

Other things are broken with ox like strength too.

Yeah, there's J, Dark, Frenchy, Wheels.......

And I was ignoring whatever reference you were making.

I don't even know what reference you were making. :ranting:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 
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