The Umbrella Rantolution

[SAT 9,609]

We shoulda all crashed Tarklars house.

Or trophies.....

[SAT 9,609]

My little niece is somewhat bratish, not nearly as bad as little Gump.

My sister and her husband are sukan drama queens. One smoke alarm goes off and they panic like a little girl. I dunno who's louder, the alarm, or them.

Oh yeah....The SIL and little Gump will be here.....

Then there's Tiffs friend Kit, she loves me I tell ya....

[Darnell 8,478]

Kit? Kit is plump, pleasing to the eye? yes? no? can she be had for infusions of shoes or purses?

[SAT 9,609]

About 6 years ago, Kits husband in Malaysia left her for another woman. Had a kid. So kit comes to the U.S.....she meets tiff.

Tiff tells me how rich they are, and that she needn't work. They own a tie shop in KL.....

My standard reply is "yes, everyone is rich, no one that comes to America is poor"

A year later, that dumb broad in Malaysia leaves kits ex. Realizing he's not do rich.

He contacts Kit here, tries to get her to go back. She comes crying to me.

She doesn't go back. He, somehow makes his way here. And begs for her to take him back. She does. And now, he's a waiter here.

I said to Tiff. I thought you said they're rich? :)

Kits a nice woman. They leave 2 high school kids in Malaysia to be raised by grandparents.

Kit? Kit is plump, pleasing to the eye? yes? no? can she be had for infusions of shoes or purses?

Ok horn dog. Lemme show you a pic of kit....

[Darnell 8,478]

Can Kit be had for a nice pair of Fendi shoes? or an oversize Fendi Purse? I have overstock on both, at the moment.

I note you not report back on plumpness. Bad StevKlar.

Edited November 27, 2014 by Darnell

[SAT 9,609]

Kit

And, I know for a fact that if the right guy comes along. She'd fly the coop. She doesn't respect her husband.

Now I need for my BIL to stop suklan screaming in my house. Stop repeated slaming my baby gate. Watch his kid.....

Can Kit be had for a nice pair of Fendi shoes? or an oversize Fendi Purse? I have overstock on both, at the moment.

Kit's a nice girl Dark. She's only ever been with this one guy. She's young too. may be 36? 37? I'm not sure.

The one on left

[SAT 9,609]

See? nice.....

I told you to go find yourself a Malaysian chick, ya old goat.....

[Darnell 8,478]

Kit

And, I know for a fact that if the right guy comes along. She'd fly the coop. She doesn't respect her husband.

Kit seems demure , quite appealing. There are teenage boys back in Malaysia? Yes? Well, maybe 'stuff' for them can be arranged. How quadlingual are the teenagers? I ask, because forced assimilation into USA society, for high schoolers, can be abysmal if said teenagers were tweaked for immediate, prior, locale.

[Ontarkie 14,304]

Me cooking long time....

10 pound baga taters last long time...

Amazingly not that long!

Did you guys eat already?

I didn't, we eat late around here.....

Still cooking here, but we have eaten so much so far it's crazy! Turkey and all is planned for 2+2+1 ish!

ya know - it's weird - i wrote up my errata , punched a button, and lost it all. maybe 900 words. circa 13:04 CST . was it a VJ problem? a gear problem? don't know, don't care.

me? my garden buddies called me early this morning, asking for meetup at the northern garden space at noon. They showed up with victuals, really good beer, boxes of wine, and we've been having an outdoor bacchanalia . I'm happy - my garden buddies are f'ing stellar [no buggering required]

11 people, each leaving with 50 pound bag o aged horse manure. local temps - 71 with sun. stellar f'ing weather.

Sounds like you had a good day. You needed that!

My little niece is somewhat bratish, not nearly as bad as little Gump.

My sister and her husband are sukan drama queens. One smoke alarm goes off and they panic like a little girl. I dunno who's louder, the alarm, or them.

Oh yeah....The SIL and little Gump will be here.....

Then there's Tiffs friend Kit, she loves me I tell ya....

Stop burning things and your smoke alarm won't go off!

[SAT 9,609]

Kit seems demure , quite appealing. There are teenage boys back in Malaysia? Yes? Well, maybe 'stuff' for them can be arranged. How quadlingual are the teenagers? I ask, because forced assimilation into USA society, for high schoolers, can be abysmal if said teenagers were tweaked for immediate, prior, locale.

I told you. she's very nice. Too bad I didn't know you when she was here by herself. I'm telling ya, if the right guy came along, she was a goner. This guy (her husband) don't deserve her, really.

They have 2 girls. I think 17 and 13. The older one does well in school. They all speak English.

The older one wants to come to the US for school. She's supposedly a great student.

My el turkey.....about 1 more hr.....

Stop burning things and your smoke alarm won't go off!

It was my dumb kupa BIL with the yams.....

Edited November 27, 2014 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

Kit seems demure , quite appealing. There are teenage boys back in Malaysia? Yes? Well, maybe 'stuff' for them can be arranged. How quadlingual are the teenagers? I ask, because forced assimilation into USA society, for high schoolers, can be abysmal if said teenagers were tweaked for immediate, prior, locale.

oh her daughter would assimilate alright, she's stunning. She'd have dum suklars at her beckon call.....

[SAT 9,609]

I got a new word......

"Turklar"

[Darnell 8,478]

StevKlar: re:Kit - does she like The White-y? I ask, cause I am one of them.

I also ask, cause a life-changing event, involving a white-y, is either good or bad, depending on the other's standpoint

[Ontarkie 14,304]

I told you. she's very nice. Too bad I didn't know you when she was here by herself. I'm telling ya, if the right guy came along, she was a goner. This guy (her husband) don't deserve her, really.

They have 2 girls. I think 17 and 13. The older one does well in school. They all speak English.

The older one wants to come to the US for school. She's supposedly a great student.

My el turkey.....about 1 more hr.....

It was my dumb kupa BIL with the yams.....

Looks good!

If I get a chance I'll take a pic of ours.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

StevKlar: re:Kit - does she like The White-y? I ask, cause I am one of them.

I also ask, cause a life-changing event, involving a white-y, is either good or bad, depending on the other's standpoint

Someone is on the rebound.