The Umbrella Rantolution

[SAT 9,609]

I can't see out the back of the blind, so every time I hear something from the back, I think I'm under attack...

all the more reason to make a rug out of him.

I promised the kiddo and Tiff that I wouldn't shoot the bear....this year....

I won't shoot something unless I'm gonna eat it. And, I don't wanna eat the bear.

[Ontarkie 14,286]

My ex had a Moose do that on a fishing trip. They were in a tent too bad it wasn't a bear.

I can't see out the back of the blind, so every time I hear something from the back, I think I'm under attack...



I promised the kiddo and Tiff that I wouldn't shoot the bear....this year....


I won't shoot something unless I'm gonna eat it. And, I don't wanna eat the bear.

I don't like bear meat, too greasy.

[Caryh 5,206]

I can't see out the back of the blind, so every time I hear something from the back, I think I'm under attack...

I promised the kiddo and Tiff that I wouldn't shoot the bear....this year....

I won't shoot something unless I'm gonna eat it. And, I don't wanna eat the bear.

Bear meat tastes good. And I bet you could get a hunnerd bucks for his testicles alone from the fooks in NYC.

Tell kiddo and Tiff you shot a different bear that was picking on your bear.

[Caryh 5,206]

My ex had a Moose do that on a fishing trip. They were in a tent too bad it wasn't a bear.

I don't like bear meat, too greasy.

Had a mama moose trap us in a lagoon fishing one time. She kept blocking the shallows we needed to cross to get out of there.

That's no way to talk about your husband.

[Ontarkie 14,286]

Had a mama moose trap us in a lagoon fishing one time. She kept blocking the shallows we needed to cross to get out of there.

That's no way to talk about your husband.

[SAT 9,609]

The gall bladder well go for 3000. The paws 1000, the rest I dunno. I'm not Jeremiah Johnson...

Stretches hubs is

[SAT 9,609]

I don't like bear meat, too greasy.

Hillbilly is greasy, and you like him....

[SAT 9,609]

I need one of those hunger games drones to bring me some hand warmers....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

But Steve, you've been complaining of the cold and a bear pelt would be warm.

[Caryh 5,206]

I need one of those hunger games drones to bring me some hand warmers....

That's what I gotta tell my wife I want this year, a drone I can operate from my iPhone! I can use it in the office to whack users in the back of the head when they do stupid stuff on their computers.

[SAT 9,609]

Isn't that jepadiah Springfield?

[Caryh 5,206]

But Steve, you've been complaining of the cold and a bear pelt would be warm.

Steve would probably look more like this

is stretch here yet, that probably won't last long

[SAT 9,609]

Man you're lucky I can't post pics from my phone...

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Man you're lucky I can't post pics from my phone...

I will help you..

This is Caryh, freezing in his cold office.

[SAT 9,609]

Lol.....thank you...