The Umbrella Rantolution

[SAT 9,609]

can I be a temp hire for Christmas week?

What you don't get a Christmas bonus either??

Hmmmm......perhaps tis time to reevaluate our company policies......

Thanks you guys, you just helped us save like 30k

And screwed my staff outta 30k

[Caryh 5,206]

Couldn't I just sit in the bathtub with the transmission?

its a holiday week. You should know the tub is full of moonshine this week and the transmission is in the tree

[SAT 9,609]

can I be a temp hire for Christmas week?

And, sure.....if you wanna spend about 10k living in NYC for a month lol

[Caryh 5,206]

What you don't get a Christmas bonus either??

Hmmmm......perhaps tis time to reevaluate our company policies......

Thanks you guys, you just helped us save like 30k

And screwed my staff outta 30k

Normally we do, but no thousand bucks. And I don't think there's gonna be anything coming this year. Tough year on the books this year.

[SAT 9,609]

its a holiday week. You should know the tub is full of moonshine this week and the transmission is in the tree

The motor AND the tranny? If the tree limb breaks, it'll crush the dog chained to the tree....

[SAT 9,609]

Normally we do, but no thousand bucks. And I don't think there's gonna be anything coming this year. Tough year on the books this year.

Honestly, in a profitable company, even 1000 is just par....

(Of course I get more )

[SAT 9,609]

Get this lol

I'm going to attend "Ebola training" next Tuesday over at the NYC-OMH....

[SAT 9,609]

Ya know....I've now come to understand how vital the ole "front yard tree" is in a southern household...

[Caryh 5,206]

Ya know....I've now come to understand how vital the ole "front yard tree" is in a southern household...

back yard tree is more handy. its where they hang the nosy northerners.

[SAT 9,609]

Well, the back yard tree gets in the way of the still....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

My mother is freezing up here. LOL.

[Ontarkie 14,304]

can I be a temp hire for Christmas week?

oh same here for 1k I'd get ya coffee!

Couldn't I just sit in the bathtub with the transmission?

Nope it's full!

He was such a cute little buger to, and now she's returning to get her money back. Such a shame.

What's the matter with bugg er? without the space. The censors on this forum get a bit carried away.

It turns out it's his throat. His throat is very angry

The motor AND the tranny? If the tree limb breaks, it'll crush the dog chained to the tree....

Well the dogs would be ties to it too but they seemed to have got the message that I won't put up with using my house as their toilet!

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Get well soon for baby Lucas.

I am still dying from the cold, runny nose and cough.

[SAT 9,609]

Get well soon for baby Lucas.

I am still dying from the cold, runny nose and cough.

1- ditto

3- man I told you to try that limey honey thingy.....

My mother is freezing up here. LOL.

Turn up the heat you cheapo.....

[SAT 9,609]

oh same here for 1k I'd get ya coffee!

Nope it's full!

It turns out it's his throat. His throat is very angry

Well the dogs would be ties to it too but they seemed to have got the message that I won't put up with using my house as their toilet!

You guys have no concept of Tarkculus....it'd cost you 5k in expenses to earn the 1k bonus. Wait, actually, that is the perfect example of Tarkculus.....

Poor baby. Are you giving him anything for it?

I give my kiddo hylands all natural cough syrup....

http://hylands.com/products