The Umbrella Rantolution

[Caryh 5,206]

Need you even ask? Hmmmph, man.

I didn't mean heated by your butt!

[SAT 9,609]

I didn't mean heated by your butt!

Heats up to 98.6 in 2 hours

[Caryh 5,206]

That's not native American, that's Fooks!

Native American are descendant from fooks who crossed the bridge between Asian and America back during the ice ages. White man came and took it away from Native American Fooks. Chinese fooks have now returned to take it back again, starting with NYC.

[SAT 9,609]

Asia, you really should immigrate to America, legally or otherwise. You're missing all the fun.....

[Caryh 5,206]

Heats up to 98.6 in 2 hours

I noticed his latest ad talks about personally tested

Asia, you really should immigrate to America, legally or otherwise. You're missing all the fun.....

Steve will find a nice fook to marry you!

[Asia 2,499]

Asia, you really should immigrate to America, legally or otherwise. You're missing all the fun.....

LOL

I'm enjoying the fun here

And I don't want to immigrate illegally. That's no fun for me

Steve will find a nice fook to marry you!

No thank you

[SAT 9,609]

Native American are descendant from fooks who crossed the bridge between Asian and America back during the ice ages. White man came and took it away from Native American Fooks. Chinese fooks have now returned to take it back again, starting with NYC.

I saw a surveillance clip this morning......

From an incident on Monday night

Fook restaurant on 8th ave.

2 tables full of fooks smoking (illegal) eating and drinking. The forward table guy stands up, looks back and motions for the waiter. The back table fooks starts to taunt him. They continue, and said something to the first fooks wife. That Fook, had enough and said something back. 2 fooks from the back table gets up and approaches the forward table. It turns into a kung fu movie. Like Pai Mei and Fong Sai Yuk. Resulting in 3 fooks from the forward table stabbed, 2 were likely (to die). But are now recovering......

And the Fook owner of the restaurant wad trying to mop up and clean up like nothing happened lol.....

Native American are descendant from fooks who crossed the bridge between Asian and America back during the ice ages. White man came and took it away from Native American Fooks. Chinese fooks have now returned to take it back again, starting with NYC.

See? I told you Chinese people discovered America and invented buffalo jerky!

[Caryh 5,206]

I saw a surveillance clip this morning......

From an incident on Monday night

Fook restaurant on 8th ave.

2 tables full of fooks smoking (illegal) eating and drinking. The forward table guy stands up, looks back and motions for the waiter. The back table fooks starts to taunt him. They continue, and said something to the first fooks wife. That Fook, had enough and said something back. 2 fooks from the back table gets up and approaches the forward table. It turns into a kung fu movie. Like Pai Mei and Fong Sai Yuk. Resulting in 3 fooks from the forward table stabbed, 2 were likely (to die). But are now recovering......

And the Fook owner of the restaurant wad trying to mop up and clean up like nothing happened lol.....

See? I told you Chinese people discovered America and invented buffalo jerky!

What happened to the third fook?

Actually I think the Eskimos went over the land bridge and formed China.

[SAT 9,609]

Third Fook stabbed in arm, not likely (to die)

The words "likely to die", and "not likely to die" is police jargon here to describe the seriousness of an aided person's injury. It is a determination made at the scene at the time of removal to a hospital facility.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Are the fooks legal or illegal in US?

[Ontarkie 14,571]

Boy you guys got chatty.

Baby asleep again, fever broke but he's still miserable. No other symptoms so I'm thinking teeth. Would be his first tooth, I sure hope the rest don't hurt like this.

I'm tempted to get the ember teething necklace. Daddy thinks they are useless, mommy says I don't care I'll try anything to make him feel better.

So now I'm trying to figure out what to make for supper that won't make left overs or very little. I need to get pies done too.

Tornado is her usual loud self so trying to keep her away form the bedrooms

[SAT 9,609]

Are the fooks legal or illegal in US?

Ah helrow....earth to toothache.....do I rook like the case detective?

In all seriousness, they're likely all illegal.

Now, there's a special waiver here, in NYC only....

If the victim of a violent crime comes forward and cooperates with the authorities. The NYC police commissioner, and or the Manhattan district attorney (only Manhattan DA, the 5 boroughs have their own DAs) can sign a waiver, honored by the uscis, to keep them from being deported, and gives them an EAD.

Now the U.S. only issues about 50000 immigration visas to China each year. If you came here and saw the magnitude of the Fook migration, solely in NYC alone. You'd realize no way in hell are any of these fooks legal.

[Caryh 5,206]

Third Fook stabbed in arm, not likely (to die)

The words "likely to die", and "not likely to die" is police jargon here to describe the seriousness of an aided person's injury. It is a determination made at the scene at the time of removal to a hospital facility.

well you gave no jargon for the third fook. Could have been DOA.

[SAT 9,609]

So now I'm trying to figure out what to make for supper that won't make left overs or very little.

1 chicken wing tip per person oughta do it.....

[Caryh 5,206]

Boy you guys got chatty.

Baby asleep again, fever broke but he's still miserable. No other symptoms so I'm thinking teeth. Would be his first tooth, I sure hope the rest don't hurt like this.

I'm tempted to get the ember teething necklace. Daddy thinks they are useless, mommy says I don't care I'll try anything to make him feel better.

So now I'm trying to figure out what to make for supper that won't make left overs or very little. I need to get pies done too.

Tornado is her usual loud self so trying to keep her away form the bedrooms

Well if you start screaming, it won't matter if she goes there or not.

1 chicken opossum wing tip per person oughta do it.....

fixed that for you