The Umbrella Rantolution

[Caryh 5,206]

Like the little rascals geese powered racing boat.....

Well, I didn't sit on one lol. But it wouldn't surprise me lol. There are new slippers in there too, like on an airplane.

Like these

2 any likely with a trigger for an air freshener when ever someone sits or gets up lol

[SAT 9,609]

That boat will get waked every 2 minutes and flip over in the NY bight...

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of saving used milk cartons, where's the lunchroom monitor.....

[Caryh 5,206]

That boat will get waked every 2 minutes and flip over in the NY bight...

Half those boats fall apart and sink 5 minutes after hitting the water. Its half of the fun lol

[SAT 9,609]

Talking about fun.....

You guys think any work boots got looted in Ferguson?

[Caryh 5,206]

Speaking of saving used milk cartons, where's the lunchroom monitor.....

Stretch or Tark?

Stretch has a sick kid, either tending to the little nipper or trying to get some sleep I'd guess.

Tark is making a deal in Mexico to get illegal immigrants in Mexico to refurbish dead cacti into toilet seats to pawn them as unpreviously owned toilet seats.

[SAT 9,609]

Half those boats fall apart and sink 5 minutes after hitting the water. Its half of the fun lol

You just reminded me that I gotta go down to the dock and put away the tender.....

But it's raining and snowing man.....

Stretch or Tark?

Stretch has a sick kid, either tending to the little nipper or trying to get some sleep I'd guess.

Tark is making a deal in Mexico to get illegal immigrants in Mexico to refurbish dead cacti into toilet seats to pawn them as unpreviously owned toilet seats.

Stretch is more like.....the um.....the......what was a feminine group in school?

[Caryh 5,206]

You just reminded me that I gotta go down to the dock and put away the tender.....

But it's raining and snowing man.....

Stretch is more like.....the um.....the......what was a feminine group in school?

1 Send Tiff to handle it

2 The hall monitor?

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff is about to pop man......

And um....the home ec squad?

The fallopian squad.....

Uh oh.....

[SAT 9,609]

The mere mention of the word "fallopian" empties the thread, stops it cold.....

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Lucas has a fever, was Many.Many haven't taken it yet this morning but he is still feeling warm. Night was terrible he is either having some major teething going on or ear infection. What I do know for sure is I have a very crabby baby! He slept on my chest part of the night in my arms the rest of the night.

Poor baby -- anytime the temperature is above Many, they get crabby. Welcome to Mommyhood, D ma'am. And this explains where you were during this morn's frantic company-man activity, exhausted man.

What is with sales people? Again our sales idiot was all over me trying to talk and give apparent advice yesterday while I'm trying to troubleshoot and fix a network problem. I kept trying to politely brush him off, as I need to concentrate and think to find and solve a problem, but he kept showing back up, babbling on and asking what I'm doing now and how am I going to fix it. Maybe its because they've never worked a day in their life where they had to actually concentrate, just run their mouth is the solution to them. After 10 minutes of him not getting the hint, I finally had to tell him I can't do my job to find and fix the problem when I'm constantly interrupted by him. The guy knows nothing about computers and would understand a word I said if I even attempted to tell him what the problem was, or how I was finding and solving it. I wish this guy would spend half the time doing his own job as spends trying to manage everyone else's job.

Many% of salespeople give the remaining 1% a bad name, sigh man.

http://www.amazon.com/Professional-Resistant-Trimmer-Lifetime-Guarantee/dp/B00E4PMQAO/ref=sr_1_4?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1417011840&sr=1-4&keywords=nose+trimmer

My nose wasn't overly long to begin with, but thank you regardless, si man.

[SAT 9,609]

Except the Tarklar, he enjoys fallopial chat.....

[TBoneTX 45,579]

I am officially now clean, squeaky freaking clean.

Clean, clean, clean for Gene, whee ma'am!

from the POTS web site of course. it was on the franchising page, saying you too could be rich enough to own a Rolex.

Dammit, Bro C. -- I'm not allowed to post the URL, but you are, si man. You can still redeem yourself and have the satisfaction of increasing our already-stellar Butt Friday sales, si man.

Edited November 26, 2014 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

I thought it was the "azz Wednesday" sale.....

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Five and Dime stores

I was thinking of those just yesterday, uncanny man. And I miss Woolworth's, Kresge...

I need furniture for house.

Niki-Bone love Steveklar long time, huh ma'am?