The Umbrella Rantolution

[Vanitas 310]

and how many tines on how many forks did you bend?

There is no fork.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

2 Specific gravity of seawater is 1.028, does that break Polish math rules? Should it be 1.02many or 1.02 +.002+.002+.002+.002 to be specific? And if its not specific, is it still gravity? Si Issac Newton man.

Si, man; either one is correct, man; serve me some gravity with mashed potatoes, please man.

1. again, Dutch.

2. So buy the one at full price, then gimme the free one (Do I sound like Tark? )

1. Sigh, man.

2. Not bad, oj nie, but not enough to be appointed my Apprentice, oj nie.

Man this is turning out to be a bad work week.....

Just go on vacation again, like always, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

1. Houston is an international city - I am happy to report _many_ sold at the better pawn shops here...

2. I swear, he was asking about nose-hair trimmers.

1. I don't like pawn shops, no man; they're overprices, too, si man.

2. I bought this nose-hair trimmer, see man:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B0078KW97W/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used

'Cuz those are the only ones that should be electric?

Should all eels be electric, oj huh?

Edited November 26, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,579]

Half-Tuesday half-report, half-see man:

Made it back to casa in mystifyingly heavy traffic, move it you tortoises man.

Mrs. T-B. then wanted to run errands for "an hour or so," she man.

The above statement means "for at least 2 hours and probably Many," she man.

Played trains with a jovial Mini-B. during Mrs. T-B.'s absence, wee man.

Almost all was "crash the train into towers of blocks," creative variants man.

The creative variants productively occupied even me, wee and he man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babe(s) with gargantuan +1 inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

Played trains with a jovial Mini-B. during Mrs. T-B.'s absence, wee man.

Almost all was "crash the train into towers of blocks," creative variants man.

Used to be my nephews' fave creativity as well

[Ontarkie 14,303]

Lucas has a fever, was 100.4 haven't taken it yet this morning but he is still feeling warm. Night was terrible he is either having some major teething going on or ear infection. What I do know for sure is I have a very crabby baby! He slept on my chest part of the night in my arms the rest of the night.

[Asia 2,498]

Poor Lucas

And I can only imagine how tired you are...

[Darnell 8,478]

Prefer antique rolexes, actually!

I thought you were in the clothing designing biz? cloth swatches, is what I've got.. not that watch brand thingie.

Still, an excursion for rolex purchasing is do-able.

bonus points for getting one that fits round yer ankle, as well.

[Caryh 5,206]

cuz every day steve is not on vacation is a bad work day...

I was gonna say the same thing when I read his post

[Jacque67 7,328]

I thought you were in the clothing designing biz? cloth swatches, is what I've got.. not that watch brand thingie.

Still, an excursion for rolex purchasing is do-able.

bonus points for getting one that fits round yer ankle, as well.

It was a joke/pun on the word swatch. I am actually a hippie at heart, and don't really care for rolexes - I like looking at them though!

I love auction catalogues.

Edited November 26, 2014 by Jacque67

[Caryh 5,206]

What is with sales people? Again our sales idiot was all over me trying to talk and give apparent advice yesterday while I'm trying to troubleshoot and fix a network problem. I kept trying to politely brush him off, as I need to concentrate and think to find and solve a problem, but he kept showing back up, babbling on and asking what I'm doing now and how am I going to fix it. Maybe its because they've never worked a day in their life where they had to actually concentrate, just run their mouth is the solution to them. After 10 minutes of him not getting the hint, I finally had to tell him I can't do my job to find and fix the problem when I'm constantly interrupted by him. The guy knows nothing about computers and would understand a word I said if I even attempted to tell him what the problem was, or how I was finding and solving it. I wish this guy would spend half the time doing his own job as spends trying to manage everyone else's job.

Edited November 26, 2014 by Caryh

[Caryh 5,206]

It was a joke/pun on the word swatch. I am actually a hippie at heart, and don't really care for rolexes - I like looking at them though!

I love auction catalogues.

I can let you have this rare antique diamond Rolex for only $5000

[Caryh 5,206]

2. I bought this nose-hair trimmer, see man:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B0078KW97W/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used

2 too bad, I did some research and found this one for you

http://www.amazon.com/Professional-Resistant-Trimmer-Lifetime-Guarantee/dp/B00E4PMQAO/ref=sr_1_4?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1417011840&sr=1-4&keywords=nose+trimmer

[Jacque67 7,328]

I can let you have this rare antique diamond Rolex for only $5000

There are many collectors of Mickey Mouse memorabilia. This might be worth a fortune. Is it yours?????