The Umbrella Rantolution

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Well, that's good, then, si man -- English-only outside the regionally trimmed forums, oj tak.

1. We might use gas tools if the infernal builder hadn't built a cracker-sized garage with no room to store, let alone swing, a turtle, grrr man.

2. He's regionally prejudiced, see ma'am. All else equal, I might get the last one listed, given that it has the least offensive price, $igh man.

1. We might and incredibly tightly at that be able to fit our compact Subaru into the garage and it really is about the size of a compact car. The garage looks to be about a 1940s thing and I don't think any car from then could really get in either. It basically just fits the snowblower and some bicycles. We do have a small shed, though. That helps.

2. They make good quality stuff. My husband wouldn't dare touch a Swedish brand if it weren't quality, in general the Danes dislike the Swedes. He hates Ikea.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

1. If I were designing my own casa, I'd make the garage big enough for two huge cars to open their doors fully and have half again as much space for storage, si ma'am. I think that builders ought to have to live in their products for a year and then redo whatever they did insufficiently the first time, grrr man.

2. They do make decent stuff. I need a cheap Many-amp (2+2) trimmer, see man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

The house I grew up in had a six car garage, so I have to admit that my expectations are a little high.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Who wants to come and finish cleaning my house before my mom comes?

[Ontarkie 14,303]

I hate the word pop also, much prefer soda, but that is not the norm in Minnesota where everyone calls it pop. At least we say sucker though.

I call it pop! Little one also calls it pop I teach her Canadian EH!

what do you guys call $ 1 dollar bills locally?

Here in NYC, it's called a "Single"

Tree hugger.....

I think in Arkansas, it's called a "Loonie"

(The dollar bill, not your ex....well, may be your ex too)

Well I like Loonie better. Hubby calls them Ones I think or maybe he changed that so I knew what he is talking about.

I've tried dry shampoo before and I don't think it works.

And I am not putting raw egg in my hair.

Depending how long it's been I'd put it in a ponytail. If it got real gross the sink it is.

I don't like dry shampoo, or this no fad of No poo shampoo!

[TBoneTX 45,578]

The house I grew up in had a Many car garage, so I have to admit that my expectations are a little high.

Anything from Many on up is something upon which one can expectorate (uh... or something), si ma'am.

I have decided to go with this one (Used - Like New), see man:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B0078KW97W/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used

Am ramping up this week's already-lucrative sales of pre-owned toilet seats, whee man. Today is Round Tuesday; tomorrow is Oval Wednesday; Friday is Black or White or Any Color Friday; and the website shall be hopping on Cyber Monday, si man. Everyone here needs to order soon to be served soon, see man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie-babes!

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Who wants to come and finish cleaning my house before my mom comes?

Mrs. T-B. fully understands this terror when Mama T-B. is about to come over, si ma'am.

1. I teach her Canadian EH!

2. No poo!

1. English-only etc., D ma'am. Reported!!!!!!!

2. Tell that to little Aloysius Jehosephat, wee man.

[Caryh 5,206]

In parts of Texas, it's called a Co-Coler, as follows, read man:

"Howdy! Ah wanna Co-Coler."

"Awrighty; what kind?"

Priceless, $i man.

And the specific gravity, of course, can be 1, 2, or Many, si man. (A+ for moi, whee man.)

1 Sounds a bit like the Philippines

"Hello Sir, would you like a Coke, Sir?

"Why yes I would"

"Which kind Sir? We have Sprite, Pepsi and San Mig, Sir"

BTW Sam Mig is beer. And they're really big on saying sir or mam all the time. My wife lost that habit as soon as she married me

2 Specific gravity of seawater is 1.028, does that break Polish math rules? Should it be 1.02many or 1.02 +.002+.002+.002+.002 to be specific? And if its not specific, is it still gravity? Si Issac Newton man.

[Caryh 5,206]

I call it pop! Little one also calls it pop I teach her Canadian EH!

Well I like Loonie better. Hubby calls them Ones I think or maybe he changed that so I knew what he is talking about.

Depending how long it's been I'd put it in a ponytail. If it got real gross the sink it is.

I don't like dry shampoo, or this no fad of No poo shampoo!

1 They're going to make fun of her in school if you don't teach her they call it ####### piss down in Arkansas.

2 Hope hubby don't learn you like Loonie from next door better, he might call immigration and have you all deported.

many doesn't that irritate the pony?

many No poo, constipates a real problem, si mam. *tarklar voice off*

[Caryh 5,206]

Who wants to come and finish cleaning my house before my mom comes?

We're running a Ferguson special tonight. No charges with a fire sale, and she won't even see your house by morning, let alone any mess.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Caribou coffee, buy one get one free today only!

[SAT 9,609]

With no shower?

ANd then smell like rotting egg?

And that's different than your hair now.....how?

As my husband would say, real men use gas powered tools.

And then he would probably say get a Husqvarna one.

Dutch has expensive tastes Like a Singapora....

2. They make good quality stuff. My husband wouldn't dare touch a Swedish brand if it weren't quality, in general the Danes dislike the Swedes. He hates Ikea.

But does he like products of Holland?

The house I grew up in had a six car garage, so I have to admit that my expectations are a little high.

Rich brat......

Who wants to come and finish cleaning my house before my mom comes?

again, Dutch.

Caribou coffee, buy one get one free today only!

So buy the one at full price, then gimme the free one

(Do I sound like Tark? )

[Ontarkie 14,303]

1 Sounds a bit like the Philippines

"Hello Sir, would you like a Coke, Sir?

"Why yes I would"

"Which kind Sir? We have Sprite, Pepsi and San Mig, Sir"

BTW Sam Mig is beer. And they're really big on saying sir or mam all the time. My wife lost that habit as soon as she married me

2 Specific gravity of seawater is 1.028, does that break Polish math rules? Should it be 1.02many or 1.02 +.002+.002+.002+.002 to be specific? And if its not specific, is it still gravity? Si Issac Newton man.

The Coke thing is big here too. I hate mam or sir drives me nuts! I also refuse to let my child call me mawmaw

1 They're going to make fun of her in school if you don't teach her they call it ####### piss down in Arkansas.

2 Hope hubby don't learn you like Loonie from next door better, he might call immigration and have you all deported.

many doesn't that irritate the pony?

many No poo, constipates a real problem, si mam. *tarklar voice off*

[SAT 9,609]

Man this is turning out to be a bad work week.....

[Jacque67 7,328]

Why?