The Umbrella Rantolution

[Asia 2,499]

Can't decide whether to kill my back and wash my hair in the sink, or put a headband in it and pretend it isn't dirty as ####.

Get some dry shampoo!

Or use the egg white

Edited November 25, 2014 by Asia

[Caryh 5,206]

Or use the egg white

eeewwww that just sounds gross.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

eeewwww that just sounds gross.

I've tried dry shampoo before and I don't think it works.

And I am not putting raw egg in my hair.

[Caryh 5,206]

I've tried dry shampoo before and I don't think it works.

And I am not putting raw egg in my hair.

come on, put a dozen egg whites in your hair and let us know how it works out.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

come on, put a dozen egg whites in your hair and let us know how it works out.

With no shower?

ANd then smell like rotting egg?

[Caryh 5,206]

With no shower?

ANd then smell like rotting egg?

that was my thought when she said it. Maybe its because it forces you to wash it out afterwards, and walla clean hair now

[Asia 2,499]

eeewwww that just sounds gross.

I used to do that when I was a teenager and I didn't want to wash my hair

Which is quite stupid when I think about it now. It's way faster to just wash your hair

With no shower?

ANd then smell like rotting egg?

The white doesn't smell.

After it dries on your hair, you can brush your hair normally.

Tho I think it might smell to you...

[TBoneTX 46,311]

1. Can't help with the trimmers sorry.

2. I've tried honey with the little Tornado for coughing it seemed to help. Also does he have a stuffy or runny nose? If so benadryl or allergy meds and saline spray will clear it/break it up and help with the coughing that could be post nasal drip. That stuff can be given to little ones. Does he have a humidifier in the room?

Many. What are you doing having naps so late just go to bed for the night

1. Hmmmph, D ma'am. Am still awaiting input from Bros D, C, or even S., hmmmph men.

2. Stuffy, wee snot man. Mrs. T-B. is feeding him honey instead of Real Gringo Medicine, grrr man. Humidifier hasn't been brought out yet, no ma'am.

Many. I TOLD Mrs. T-B. to always wake me up if I'm about to oversleep the late TV news, ADD she man. Naps are crucial to longer late-night VJ-ing, see D ma'am.

[Caryh 5,206]

I used to do that when I was a teenager and I didn't want to wash my hair

Which is quite stupid when I think about it now. It's way faster to just wash your hair

The white doesn't smell.

After it dries on your hair, you can brush your hair normally.

Tho I think it might smell to you...

I would think it would be faster. But I get how it works, the egg white dries, then when you brush it out, it carries away the dirt and oils. But makes you smell like a chicken's butt

1. Hmmmph, D ma'am. Am still awaiting input from Bros D, C, or even S., hmmmph men.

I'm no longer fluent in trimmers. Townhouse means I do no lawn work, and I don't miss it either.

[TBoneTX 46,311]

I'm eating cereal.

[puts on best Steveklar hat] Possum Chex, Stretch?

When I've gotten a cough, my wife has put a fresh lemon juice from a full squeezed lemon in warm water and added honey. She used brown sugar when we've been out of honey. the warm lemon water has really helped calm the cough and clear congestion up. One of those a night has done wonders for me when I've gotten a chest cold.

Mrs. T-B. has been doing something similar, si man. I'll ask her if it includes lemon, si man.

Here, and it has in it Lime, and orange rinds. It's really good. 1 heaping tablespoon. I bet you can find it there.

The Nurse Practitioner recommended something called Zarbee's, which might be a more expensive version of the lemon/honey remedy, $i man.

[TBoneTX 46,311]

I am starting my Black Friday shopping online.

Is it Black Friday in Singapore, huh ma'am?

Aren't you supposed to wait for Cyber Monday to do black friday shopping online?

Or tomorrow is Hump Day, which might suffice: the early bird gets the hump, see man.

[TBoneTX 46,311]

that is not the norm in Minnesota where everyone calls it pop

In parts of Texas, it's called a Co-Coler, as follows, read man:

"Howdy! Ah wanna Co-Coler."

"Awrighty; what kind?"

what do you guys call $ 1 dollar bills locally?

Priceless, $i man.

In Arkansas, it's a Loonie, eh man.

What you never had a basic chemistry class?

No man, and obviously no Polish Math, either, no man. He's quite the Arkansas backwoods hick, man.

I even enjoy a little bit of grounds

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!"

"It should, sir; it was ground this morning." Ha, man.

I think in Arkansas, it's called a "Loonie"

I said that, plagiarist man. Reported!!!!!!!

By increasing the specific gravity in the fluids outside of cells, the fluids inside the cell will pass through the semipermeable membrane known as the cell wall. A cell which has had its fluids reduced is less effective in carrying on the cells chemical functions, making it weaker and easier to kill by the bodies natural defenses. Some bacteria thrive in alkali environments, some thrive in acidic environments, and some thrive in neutral environments, but all need an internal specific gravity of their internal fluids that is equal to seawater. So introducing an alkali or an acid might hurt some germs, but they'll cause others to flourish. But all germs are hurt by a large change in specific gravity of the fluids outside them.

English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak. Reported!!!!!!!

And the specific gravity, of course, can be 1, 2, or Many, si man. (A+ for moi, whee man.)

Edited November 25, 2014 by TBoneTX

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I've spent far too long searching semifruitlessly for hedge-trimmers, sigh man.

It MUST be lithium-ion-battery-powered with more than 2 amps of juice, grrrr man. Last Viernes Negro (or the one previous? Probably so), got a Craftsman on deep sale, seeming deal man. Used the infernal thing perhaps only Many times, and the battery or charger is fried, grrrr man.

Here are the identified options, see and sigh man. I'm tempted to go for the last one, but will appreciate constructive input, si men and ma'ams.

http://www.northerntool.com/shop/tools/product_200513074_200513074

http://www.stringtrimmersdirect.com/GreenWorks-22262-Hedge-Trimmer/p11154.html

http://www.sears.com/greenworks-22172-compact-20v-li-ion-20/p-SPM3202338221?prdNo=14&blockNo=14&blockType=G14

http://www.amazon.com/Toro-51496-Cordless-24-Inch-Lithium-Ion/dp/B007M8LKK2?psc=1?SubscriptionId=AKIAJWM33N36Z3ZXGKQQ&tag=trackingid285-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B007M8LKK2

http://www.amazon.com/Black-Decker-LHT2436-24-Inch-Cordless/dp/B00602J4MM?psc=1?SubscriptionId=AKIAJWM33N36Z3ZXGKQQ&tag=trackingid285-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B00602J4MM

http://www.homedepot.com/p/BLACK-DECKER-22-in-20-Volt-Lithium-ion-Cordless-Hedge-Trimmer-LHT2220/203245319

http://www.amazon.com/GreenWorks-22632A-24-Inch-Trimmer-battery/dp/B0078KW97W/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1416798709&sr=8-6&keywords=greenworks+hedge+trimmer

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B0078KW97W/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used

As my husband would say, real men use gas powered tools.

And then he would probably say get a Husqvarna one.

[TBoneTX 46,311]

man I only got about Many hrs sleep last night.....

Can you be more specific, huh man?

I slept for Many hours on Saturday night. Totally freaked me out because I never sleep that long typically Many hours, rarely ever over Many hours and never over Many.

Rarely has anyone said so much so obtusely, no and behold man. Can you be more specific, huh man?

[TBoneTX 46,311]

I'm no longer fluent in trimmers.

Well, that's good, then, si man -- English-only outside the regionally trimmed forums, oj tak.

1. As my husband would say, real men use gas powered tools.

2. And then he would probably say get a Husqvarna one.

1. We might use gas tools if the infernal builder hadn't built a cracker-sized garage with no room to store, let alone swing, a turtle, grrr man.

2. He's regionally prejudiced, see ma'am. All else equal, I might get the last one listed, given that it has the least offensive price, $igh man.