The Umbrella Rantolution

[SAT 9,609]

whodaheckwants a pizza made by a fook?

Pizza made by a fook or a mexican, take your pick......

I've never seen this stuff, but then I wasn't looking either.

ingredients Lime, Honey, Rock Sugar, Salt.

Try it, it's really good.

They are also really bad for the environment

so's Dexter's wee wee pads. Ya tree hugger!

[Caryh 5,206]

lol I hate the word lollipop

I hate the word pop also, much prefer soda, but that is not the norm in Minnesota where everyone calls it pop. At least we say sucker though.

[SAT 9,609]

what do you guys call $ 1 dollar bills locally?

Here in NYC, it's called a "Single"

Edited November 25, 2014 by SAT

[Caryh 5,206]

1- what? you must work for Trophie!

2- Salt is alkaline.....(Sodium Bicarbonate)

Salt is NaCl sodium chloride. Sodium Bicarbonate is an alkali, not a salt. Salts can be formed by mixing alkali and acid, resulting in a pH neutral salt. What you never had a basic chemistry class?

[SAT 9,609]

Salt is NaCl sodium chloride. Sodium Bicarbonate is an alkali, not a salt. Salts can be formed by mixing alkali and acid, resulting in a pH neutral salt. What you never had a basic chemistry class?

of course I did ya freak a nature!

and of course there's sodium bicarbonate in salt.....

[Caryh 5,206]

They are also really bad for the environment

my preferred coffee is brewed in a percolator. None of this drip stuff that uses a filter that needs to be thrown away. I even enjoy a little bit of grounds at the bottom of my cup.

[SAT 9,609]

whadaya think kills the germs when you gargle with salt water? huh? your good looks?

[Caryh 5,206]

what do you guys call $ 1 dollar bills locally?

Here in NYC, it's called a "Single"

call them a single here too.

What does my ex and a dollar bill have in common? They'll both always be single.

[SAT 9,609]

my preferred coffee is brewed in a percolator. None of this drip stuff that uses a filter that needs to be thrown away. I even enjoy a little bit of grounds at the bottom of my cup.

Tree hugger.....

call them a single here too.

What does my ex and a dollar bill have in common? They'll both always be single.

I think in Arkansas, it's called a "Loonie"

(The dollar bill, not your ex....well, may be your ex too)

[Merrytooth 5,748]

My hubs often wants one cup of coffee before work in the morning and it's a hassle to make a pot.

So Keurig K-cup works best.

[SAT 9,609]

My hubs often wants one cup of coffee before work in the morning and it's a hassle to make a pot.

So Keurig K-cup works best.

Toothache whatcha get for me?

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of tree hugging. Who here is currently driving, has driven, or is about to drive a Subaru?

I wanna know, do you really think you can save the friggin trees by driving a Subaru? That ad campaign sure know how to sucker tree huggers....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Toothache whatcha get for me?

Ugly Christmas Sweater?

[Caryh 5,206]

whadaya think kills the germs when you gargle with salt water? huh? your good looks?

By increasing the specific gravity in the fluids outside of cells, the fluids inside the cell will pass through the semipermeable membrane known as the cell wall. A cell which has had its fluids reduced is less effective in carrying on the cells chemical functions, making it weaker and easier to kill by the bodies natural defenses. Some bacteria thrive in alkali environments, some thrive in acidic environments, and some thrive in neutral environments, but all need an internal specific gravity of their internal fluids that is equal to seawater. So introducing an alkali or an acid might hurt some germs, but they'll cause others to flourish. But all germs are hurt by a large change in specific gravity of the fluids outside them.

My hubs often wants one cup of coffee before work in the morning and it's a hassle to make a pot.

So Keurig K-cup works best.

If I want a fast single cup, I'll just nuke some water and thrown in instant coffee. Or have a tea.

Speaking of tree hugging. Who here is currently driving, has driven, or is about to drive a Subaru?

I wanna know, do you really think you can save the friggin trees by driving a Subaru? That ad campaign sure know how to sucker tree huggers....

And I thought that campaign was about how to nail an old hippy chick.

[SAT 9,609]

By increasing the specific gravity in the fluids outside of cells, the fluids inside the cell will pass through the semipermeable membrane known as the cell wall. A cell which has had its fluids reduced is less effective in carrying on the cells chemical functions, making it weaker and easier to kill by the bodies natural defenses. Some bacteria thrive in alkali environments, some thrive in acidic environments, and some thrive in neutral environments, but all need an internal specific gravity of their internal fluids that is equal to seawater. So introducing an alkali or an acid might hurt some germs, but they'll cause others to flourish. But all germs are hurt by a large change in specific gravity of the fluids outside them.

what text book you copy that from?!

We're gonna call you "Einstein" next.....