The Umbrella Rantolution

[Asia 2,499]

You should come over 1 year to experience Thanksgiving with us. You're welcome here.

Awww, thank you

[SAT 9,609]

We just have my inlaws coming, so it will be just the 2 extra ppl for a whole many many ppl

But with the amount of food that will be out you could feed many many more!

I'm serving.....

a 25 lb turkey

a big ole ham

Venison back strap

Yams

stuffing

pillsbury doughboy rolls

mixed veggies

Mash potatoes

a shrimp cocktail

and soylent green.....

Awww, thank you

and if you come, I'll add potato pancakes and kielbasa to the menu lol

[Asia 2,499]

We just have my inlaws coming, so it will be just the 2 extra ppl for a whole many many ppl

Still take some pictures for me to see

[SAT 9,609]

We just have my inlaws coming

Tempted to ship em both to Mexico for the work

1- do you understand your in laws when they speak?

2- They gonna come back with 2 Mexican chicks......

[Asia 2,499]

I can't even yell at Tiff for getting the kiddo for school with 5 minutes to spare. She went back to sleep.

I had to rush, poor kiddo was complaining that her side hurts from walking too fast.....

Poor girl

and if you come, I'll add potato pancakes and kielbasa to the menu lol

If I come I'd rather eat something different than I can make home

Edited November 24, 2014 by Asia

[SAT 9,609]

Still take some pictures for me to see

what you will see, is the vast wastefulness of our resources here.

In my household, over half of the food goes to waste.

[Asia 2,499]

what you will see, is the vast wastefulness of our resources here.

In my household, over half of the food goes to waste.

And that I can't understand...

What's the point of making so much food and then throwing half of it away?

[SAT 9,609]

And that I can't understand...

What's the point of making so much food and then throwing half of it away?

Dunno....I'm not sure......

American indulgence? Extravagance?

Somewhere along the way, some capitalist decided that's the way it should go for all these holidays? Go spend money that we don't have?

[Ontarkie 14,565]

Still take some pictures for me to see

I will try and remember.

1- do you understand your in laws when they speak?

2- They gonna come back with 2 Mexican chicks......

1. Most of the time, every now and again they say something weird.

2. Na hubby can't afford to pay me if he screws up. The boy well he is too set on school. He has a plan and sticks to it.

what you will see, is the vast wastefulness of our resources here.

In my household, over half of the food goes to waste.

Nothing goes to waste here well almost nothing I can't say nothing because I'm sure something will, and well I don't keep the turkey bones for stock.

And that I can't understand...

What's the point of making so much food and then throwing half of it away?

Exactly! He needs to have more kids to eat all the left overs

[SAT 9,609]

Hey what's the big idea Jive Tarklar removed my insanely funny posts from the other thread.....

Nothing goes to waste here well almost nothing I can't say nothing because I'm sure something will, and well I don't keep the turkey bones for stock.

Exactly! He needs to have more kids to eat all the left overs

2- The hillbilly made turkey soup!

Gump and son knows how to eat pretty good. So I'm not worried. See, when you don't use your brain, you tend to use your muscles more. And when you use your muscles more, you tend to eat more......

The moral of the story, use your brain. You won't be so fat from overeating......

[Asia 2,499]

Somewhere along the way, some capitalist decided that's the way it should go for all these holidays? Go spend money that we don't have?

So you spend it on something you don't need?

I will try and remember.

Exactly! He needs to have more kids to eat all the left overs

1) Thank you

2) Exactly!

[SAT 9,609]

So you spend it on something you don't need?

yeah, it's like Christmas here.....you ever see ? Since when is Christmas a capitalist economic event? It sure is now.....

And even in places like Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Singapore, Malaysia...... Christmas is a big economic event. Most of the participants are not even Christian (Tiff included).

[SAT 9,609]

ah suka....I gotta go to Manhattan again.....

man can't I just continue my vacation til I retire?

[Ontarkie 14,565]

Hey what's the big idea Jive Tarklar removed my insanely funny posts from the other thread.....

2- The hillbilly made turkey soup!

Gump and son knows how to eat pretty good. So I'm not worried. See, when you don't use your brain, you tend to use your muscles more. And when you use your muscles more, you tend to eat more......

The moral of the story, use your brain. You won't be so fat from overeating......

Oh trust me he will if I let him. The only problem is he has no taste buds, he always adds some spice (one that has no buisness in it) to it that makes the whole house stink I can't stand the smell and it makes me sick every time.

Hmm that's my problem my brain is defective

[SAT 9,609]

I blame Tarklar for a humorless VJ.....

pie face.......

Penny pincher.....

Lunchroom monitor.......

I bet you he was a member of "The Audio/ Visual Squad" in school

Edited November 24, 2014 by SAT