The Umbrella Rantolution

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Beaujolais nouveau

English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak. Reported!!!!!!!

Kardashian

Gesundheit, sneeze ma'am.

I woke up feeling sick... Dying

Sorry, but get your cotton-pickin' hands off Sick and return your attention to your husband. May you return to good dental health soonest, si ma'am.

Will me something.....

Will him something and will me $Many, plea and whee ma'am.

Edited November 24, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,575]

I vacuum every day, and will wash the floors too.

Where were you when we were single, huh D ma'am? And are you available for spousal training, huh D ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Did I ever tell you guys that Tiff has never ironed anything for me?

Yesterday's assumed news, yawn man.

I wanna kill her again

Nooooooo comment, oj nie.

1. She doesn't clean the bathrooms ever.

2. I wanna choke her.

1. Why is this also no surprise, huh man?

2. Nooooo comment, oj nie.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

It was better before we were married

And now, by your own hand, you're hoist on your own petard, see and sigh man. Sorry that you're petarded, sigh man.

Uh oh, the word "free" has been used. How long before Tarklar gets here...

[perks up ears, free man]

[TBoneTX 45,575]

I've spent far too long searching semifruitlessly for hedge-trimmers, sigh man.

It MUST be lithium-ion-battery-powered with more than 2 amps of juice, grrrr man. Last Viernes Negro (or the one previous? Probably so), got a Craftsman on deep sale, seeming deal man. Used the infernal thing perhaps only Many times, and the battery or charger is fried, grrrr man.

Here are the identified options, see and sigh man. I'm tempted to go for the last one, but will appreciate constructive input, si men and ma'ams.

http://www.northerntool.com/shop/tools/product_200513074_200513074

http://www.stringtrimmersdirect.com/GreenWorks-22262-Hedge-Trimmer/p11154.html

http://www.sears.com/greenworks-22172-compact-20v-li-ion-20/p-SPM3202338221?prdNo=14&blockNo=14&blockType=G14

http://www.amazon.com/Toro-51496-Cordless-24-Inch-Lithium-Ion/dp/B007M8LKK2?psc=1?SubscriptionId=AKIAJWM33N36Z3ZXGKQQ&tag=trackingid285-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B007M8LKK2

http://www.amazon.com/Black-Decker-LHT2436-24-Inch-Cordless/dp/B00602J4MM?psc=1?SubscriptionId=AKIAJWM33N36Z3ZXGKQQ&tag=trackingid285-20&linkCode=xm2&camp=2025&creative=165953&creativeASIN=B00602J4MM

http://www.homedepot.com/p/BLACK-DECKER-22-in-20-Volt-Lithium-ion-Cordless-Hedge-Trimmer-LHT2220/203245319

http://www.amazon.com/GreenWorks-22632A-24-Inch-Trimmer-battery/dp/B0078KW97W/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1416798709&sr=8-6&keywords=greenworks+hedge+trimmer

http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B0078KW97W/ref=dp_olp_used?ie=UTF8&condition=used

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Sunday report, see man:

Did not leave the casa all day, perfect Sunday man.

Subdued Many (2+2+1) laundry loads, Thread Laundress man.

Got a mediocre siesta, mediocre zzz man.

Mrs. T-B. made a wonderful lunch, she man.

Played trains with Mini-B., wee man.

Mini-B. coughing much less today, less-phlegmatic wee man.

Cat spent all day sleeping, miu zzz man, but now wants to play Wrappers, miu arise man.

Must make truncated week's lunches at this hour, pre-truncated zzz man.

Mornin', actual or would-be Commie-babes!

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[SAT 9,609]

Where were you when we were single, huh D ma'am?

Up to about her third kid?

Morning!

And what, may I ask, are you doing up O dark 30?

[SAT 9,609]

Steve, are you spending Thanksgiving day with your gump & co?

I didn't invite them. I think Gump is working. So leaves mother and child. May be Tiff invited. I was going to have a quiet Thanksgiving. Now I'm up to about a dozen people......

Well, there will only be the 4 of us and the 3 of us are easily satisfied with tons of leftover meat from a small turkey breast. Plus we'll have mash and stuffing, veggies and dessert. That is more than enough food.

planning on buying a 12lb turkey which is what I got last year tomorrow. Combined with the ham it should be plenty big enough. I"ll stuff it before we leave on Sat.

Hubs and I made up. He said I'm pretty much the only person in the world who will deal with him, even when he's being mean and I call him on it when he is. Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt my feelings, but when he's being an a-hole, I tell him so.

It's not about having the right amount of food. It's about the feast.....

But you gals are right. a small turkey is enough for 4 people or so.

[Asia 2,498]

And what, may I ask, are you doing up O dark 30?

It may be O dark 30 up where you are, but it's almost midday over here

So I should ask you what are YOU doing up at this hour

[SAT 9,609]

It may be O dark 30 up where you are, but it's almost midday over here

So I should ask you what are YOU doing up at this hour

my sleeping is all outta whack......

vacation is over

Back to work

for 3 days

Then take the long weekend

[Asia 2,498]

So I expect picturesof all your (all Ranters) food made for Thanksgiving!

[SAT 9,609]

So I expect picturesof all your (all Ranters) food made for Thanksgiving!

You should come over 1 year to experience Thanksgiving with us. You're welcome here.

[Ontarkie 14,302]

We just have my inlaws coming, so it will be just the 2 extra ppl for a whole many many ppl

But with the amount of food that will be out you could feed many many more!

Why is it when you go to the dentist your teeth hurt when they didn't before hand

One boy needs 2k plus of work due to his teeth crowding and being like chalk

Hubby wanted to get mouth device for sleep apnea but that is also 2k ish.

Tempted to ship em both to Mexico for the work

[SAT 9,609]

I can't even yell at Tiff for getting the kiddo for school with 5 minutes to spare. She went back to sleep.

I had to rush, poor kiddo was complaining that her side hurts from walking too fast.....