The Umbrella Rantolution

[Merrytooth 5,748]

My hubs likes to give suggestions when I cook but when it is the other way round, he gets annoyed.

He likes to cook breakfasts on Sat/Sunday but makes a mess on the counter top without cleaning up.

He said I should I clean up since he made me breakfast.

[Ontarkie 14,299]

Sorry no way would I keep my mouth shut if someone was spraying disinfectant while my food is cooking. I don't want that ####### in my food!

Getting ticked off because someone gave you advice is one thing but it's childish to so something just to spite you, that is completely nuts.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

it's childish to so something just to spite you, that is completely nuts.

I actually missed that part because I lack reading comprehension skills, but yes that is terrible.

Worst anyone would get from me is a "GTFO of my kitchen"

[SAT 9,609]

Um....I missed that part too.....

[Darnell 8,478]

i prepped/built a kitchen she could use, then watched her use it. I never suggested she learn other stuff, but sometimes she'd watch me making pancakes and omlettes, then learned more about it.

Is possible he just doesn't know how to use the kitchen gear properly?

[SAT 9,609]

I have too wash my hiker boots. It's full of deer blood....

[SAT 9,609]

Did I ever tell you guys that Tiff has never ironed anything for me?

She does however, know how to take stuff to the dry cleaners...

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Did I ever tell you guys that Tiff has never ironed anything for me?

She does however, know how to take stuff to the dry cleaners...

File a complaint with your in-laws that they had failed to raise their daughter well to cater to men's needs.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

File a complaint with your in-laws that they had failed to raise their daughter well to cater to men's needs.

She's not American and she's Asian, she's totally failing to meet expectations.

Chain her to the ironing board in the kitchen, that should do the trick.

[NikLR 13,228]

i prepped/built a kitchen she could use, then watched her use it. I never suggested she learn other stuff, but sometimes she'd watch me making pancakes and omlettes, then learned more about it.

Is possible he just doesn't know how to use the kitchen gear properly?

I know he doesn't and he admitted at much. He so rarely cooks unless to make himself a snack and then it's snack foods already done most often. He says he just doesn't think about how to put things together but I only have learned how to because I've followed recipes and gradually figured out what can go together and what can't. It's not something you learn overnight and I don't have a good palate, due to a lack of sense of smell.

But honestly the worst part is the hypocrisy... don't say don't worry about mistakes when you never forgive me for mine. So I learned not to say anything when he's cooking, even if the lysol can comes out, but I'll never get food again so what's the ###### point of learning?

[SAT 9,609]

I wanna kill her again.....

Can't find a single brush in the basement to wash my hikers. Now I know I had 2 or 3 brushes in Gumps bathroom trying to clean it.

I bet you she threw them away because they were dirty. Now I have no brush!

How can I clean if she throws away the cleaning supplies?!

She's sick I tell you...

[SAT 9,609]

Man I'm telling you, this is Tiffs aren't at becoming American. But she's doing it all wrong.

[NikLR 13,228]

ah well at least she cleans right?

[SAT 9,609]

Not everything. She has no need for a scrub brush. She doesn't clean the bathrooms ever. Yet expects me to clean then with no brush. I don't know why, but she loves to throw away scrub brushes. I have to buy them a dozen at a time just to have 1 or 2 laying around.

She treats scrub brushes and sponges as disposable items.

I swear there's a new sponge by the kitchen sink everyday.

I wanna choke her.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

At least she puts out though, right?