The Umbrella Rantolution

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I don't really believe in "falling in love".

In the middle of watching this and it is really pathetic/depressing.

[SAT 9,609]

Very depressing. No justice.

[SAT 9,609]

Need a movie suggestion for Tiff

Cable, not currently in theaters

[SAT 9,609]

NM she watching the hunger games

[TBoneTX 45,572]

I'm glad Mrs TB is going to be okay tbone!

Gracias, Niki-B. ma'am.

T-B, it's great to hear the surgery isn't necessary!

Gracias, oj tak.

Tarklar was flirtin' with Brat......

[excitedly] Is she a rubia, huh man?

[SAT 9,609]

[excitedly] Is she a rubia, huh man?

Nuh uh, she's 4 ft 12......

[kitthekat 1,317]

i'm 5'2" in 4 inch heels...

[SAT 9,609]

i'm 5'2" in 4 inch heels...

Too bad the name "stretch" is taken......

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Many-foot-many can see directly up and inspect how well I've picked my nose, too short for safety man.

Many'2" in Many" heels, tiny ma'am?

Most-of-Saturday and GS report, mostly read man:

Sleep largely like dead thing overnight, hearing only periodic Mini-B. coughs, zzz and wee man.

Awaken unwillingly early to alarm, truncated zzz man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. deeply zzz-ing, zzz she and wee man.

Head out for GSs, few and close man.

The GS take, see man:

Many cigar boxes = buck-&-a-half, cool to have even if no specific use man

2 portable food-storage containers = $1, deal man

Run couple of errands along way, efficient man.

Return to casa at Many:Many a.m., not long man.

Mrs. T-B. up and peeved with us for "leaving her with a sick child," she peeve man.

Mini-B. apparently up with intestinal woes at Many a.m., why not wake Daddy man.

Mini-B. coughing fruitily, phlegmatic wee man.

Mrs. T-B. says that our clinic had no appointment openings, no man.

With Mrs. T-B.'s grocery list & approval, take Mrs.-T-B.-mobile for shopping, back out man.

Gas Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, good husband man.

Patronize two supermarkets, using $Many-off-a-$Many purchase at Aldi Foods, deal man.

Return to casa to find T-B.-mobile missing & seat-contents on garage floor, uh-oh man.

Run inside and find no note, no note man.

No phone message, no man.

Mrs. T-B. not answering cell phone, no she man.

Call 2 emergency rooms to no effect, two and no man.

Call pediatric clinic; brood was there, she and wee man.

Tell clinic staff to have Mrs. T-B. call, plea man.

Mrs. T-B. explains that trip was routine to check out Mini-B., why not leave note man.

Mrs. T-B. says that cell phone was silently buried in bottom of purse, great help man.

Despite no emergency, break traffic laws to reach packed clinic, weave man.

Mama T-B. there; if looks could kill, we would have left in a basket, condemnation man.

Mama T-B. suggests that Mrs. T-B. should divorce such an irresponsible husband, gee man.

Mama T-B. leaves, bye angry senior she man.

Wait with Mrs. T-B. & happy, energetic Mini-B. to be seen, cool heels man.

Pay $GreatMany co-pay for diagnosis that Mini-B. has a cold, headsmack man.

Swap -mobiles with Mrs. T-B., back in proper chariots man.

Mrs. T-B. takes Mini-B. home, she and wee man.

Go next door to Babies 'R Us, bring back memories man.

Use $Many-off-a-$Many-purchase coupon on usable household items, whee man.

Return to casa, home man.

Mrs. T-B. on phone with Mama T-B.; informs us that Mama T-B. still angry, senior she man.

Put groceries away, domestic man.

Mini-B. happily & loudly playing with trains, wee man.

Mrs. T-B. cooks lunch with some of recent groceries, pretty good man.

Mrs. T-B. informs us that we will have no nap because she's exhausted, no zzz man.

Despite notice, we curl up on family bed for nap, show the flag man.

Continuous gleeful ruckus in contiguous room prevents anything but fitful zzz, man.

Have vivid nightmare about Mrs. T-B., she man.

In it, Mrs. T-B. orders huge dining-room table, no notice man.

Table is delivered by helicopter with many spectators, grandiose man.

C.O.D. price is precisely $Many,ManyManyMany.21, payable immediately man.

Mrs. T-B. cheerily states, "You will have a big credit-card bill this month," what's new man.

Spectators to delivery include Mrs. T-B.'s entire Ecu family, how'd they get visas man.

Arise exhaustedly from dream and pop mega-Tylenol, worthless nap man.

Mrs. T-B. informs us that it is her turn for a nap, she zzz man.

We and Mini-B. watch "Hero of the Rails" DVD, Thomas movie man.

Mini-B. gets bored and wants to crash trains, smash-&-crash man.

Mini-B. steps on own train and begins squalling loudly, deafening wee man.

Mrs. T-B. awakens and sleepily glares at us, sigh man.

End of interim Most-of-Saturday report, stay tuned man.

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff is driving me nuts, she gets distracted from the movie, and every 5 minutes asks me what's going on this and why are they doing this that......

Howdahel do I know, I'm not paying attention to the movie.....

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Tiff is driving me nuts, she gets distracted from the movie, and every Many minutes asks me what's going on this and why are they doing this that......

Howdahel do I know, I'm not paying attention to the movie.....

Keep your cotton-pickin' hands off her so that you can explain the movie, see man.

ADD report, sigh man:

Has been raining outside since 2 p.m., wet man.

TV weatherman says "it's raining and will continue," quote man.

Looking straight at TV, Mrs. T-B. asks, "Is it raining?", man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Weatherman on Channel Many here is uncannily accurate, seer man. Yesterday's evening-news forecast has come true exactly as stated, so far. Severe storms have just begun, cower under furniture soon man.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

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What kind of coupon are you using at Aldi?

Aldi mostly has its house brands stuff.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

These coupons are in their weekly newspaper flyers once a month around here, a generic "$Many-off-a-$Many purchase," see ma'am. Around here, I've found that they'll take them without question even if they're expired, whee man. Last month, I bought several extra newspapers just to get more of the coupons, financial investment man.

Aldi also does postcard mail-outs of the coupons when a new store is to open in a particular area, si man.

I have already eaten half a bag of cheaps that I bought there this morn, ingest man.

Edited November 23, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Corpulent, loudly purring feline is occupying my lap, resting her head on my forearm, and looking up at me with an expression of unadulterated love, miu man.