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Darnell Grand Master

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I'll cook him up some eggs and bacon if he is still hungry by the time he comes home.

can sew em into a bikini top? that'd get my attention, if'n you were wearing it and holding a power tool.

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Darnell Grand Master

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pfft *you* make a turkey! or...um...i call your ex wife and complain!

why you so lazy? it's the weekend, cooking is fun !

look, my funsies for thanksgiving is dead. First time in 7 years, dead.

Last year I deep fried 17 turkeys with my chinese auntie krewe up in Dallas area, and we had a blast !

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Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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N-o-l-a Grand Master

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can sew em into a bikini top? that'd get my attention, if'n you were wearing it and holding a power tool.

I think he'd be more into this:

b4cc747dacb7a845f41ca4a402a6a444.jpg

You live in a country your whole life with real gender equality and no housewives and you begin to fetishize housewives in dresses.

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N-o-l-a Grand Master

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Trophie bikini hard hat tool belt pic now

I have my mining hard hat around somewhere. :rofl:

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Darnell Grand Master

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see? now yer thinking... get busy, lass, and get that man focused on doing some work at the house, right as he hits the door tonight.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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SAT Grand Master

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I think he'd be more into this:

b4cc747dacb7a845f41ca4a402a6a444.jpg

You live in a country your whole life with real gender equality and no housewives and you begin to fetishize housewives in dresses.

I got this.....

Trophie wearing nothing but that apron pic now....

And the stripper heels...

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why you so lazy? it's the weekend, cooking is fun !

look, my funsies for thanksgiving is dead. First time in 7 years, dead.

Last year I deep fried 17 turkeys with my chinese auntie krewe up in Dallas area, and we had a blast !

not lazy, just don't see why i have to cook something neither i nor my family will eat. :sleepy: MIL is cooking up a feast, but she prefers making a ham to a turkey. i am bringing appetizers...SIL bringing dessert i believe.

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SAT Grand Master

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Those heels would make brat 5 ft tall.


not lazy, just don't see why i have to cook something neither i nor my family will eat. :sleepy: MIL is cooking up a feast, but she prefers making a ham to a turkey. i am bringing appetizers...SIL bringing dessert i believe.

We usually cook a turkey and a ham or a roast. The el turkey is largely symbolic....

N-o-l-a Grand Master

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Oh, forgot this one, got sidetracked....

And why, may I ask, do you have a miners hat......

From the 3 years I spent doing mining engineering silly pants.

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3/26/18 Biometrics

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