The Umbrella Rantolution

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Have a hard time finding fittable shirts, sigh man; slightly better luck finding pants, si man; and one can't beat the price, no man.

Just wait till Black Fridayl, when you can order a POTS of your very own, nearly free man!

What is your POTS website?

[TBoneTX 45,572]

cat launched off my lap and gouged my leg in the process. grrrr.

Welcome to Mommyhood, miu ma'am.

What is your POTS website?

Oh -- it's going to be for the first Many telephone customers only, see ma'am. And you have the phone number, si ma'am.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Oh -- it's going to be for the first Many telephone customers only, see ma'am. And you have the phone number, si ma'am.

No man..

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I'm really itching to rip my bathroom apart. But I haven't decided if I want to do the bathroom or replace the carpet with hardwood floors first. I want to do both, but the budget says start with one or the other.

Probably depends on what is worse, right? I can't stand carpets and have serious allergic problems with them, so for me, unless the bathroom was super bad, I'd do the floors first.

Then again, our bathroom was renovated in like 2007 or something, they just did a really bad job.

My only bathroom in the house is still unfinished when my hubs decided 1 day 3 YEARS ago to tear down the bathroom wall and floor.

but at least I still can shower or use the bathtub.

We need to hire someone to finish off the bathroom or maybe redo it.

See, I'd probably kick him out of the house for not finishing after even a fraction of the time.... well, no I wouldn't, but I'd do it myself and make him live with the terrible results forever.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

No man..

Well, here it is again (for you and for all), see ma'am and man:

(2Many1) 2ManyMany-2ManyManyMany.

Remember: special offer is for first Many customers only, act now mna.

I can't stand

did a really bad job

I'd probably kick him out of the house

make him live with the terrible results forever

Tremble in the presence of the She-Nola Who Must Be Obeyed, pregnant ma'am.

[Caryh 5,206]

What is your POTS website?

Found it

http://www.pots.com/

Welcome to Mommyhood, miu ma'am.

Oh -- it's going to be for the first Many telephone customers only, see ma'am. And you have the phone number, si ma'am.

I'll handle that phone number for you its 1-many00-manymanymany-manymanymany1

[TBoneTX 45,572]

1. http://www.pots.com/

2. I'll handle that phone number for you its 1-many00-manymanymany-manymanymany1

1. Blocked from my use here at the office, no POTS man.

2. No wonder your order hasn't been processed, no man.

[Caryh 5,206]

1. Blocked from my use here at the office, no POTS man.

2. No wonder your order hasn't been processed, no man.

And I'm getting very tired of waiting. Do you know how uncomfortable it is to have no toilet seat? If I have to wait another many months, I'm gonna go buy one from GPOTS.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Wednesday/Mexico report, see man:

Arose at Many (2+2):Many, truncated zzz man.

On road by Many (2+2+1):Many, efficient man.

Arrived at airport in due time, infrequent happening man.

Flight arrived Many minutes early, serendipity man.

Was first to rental-car counter, ignore objecting bladder man.

Was on road just a few minutes after flight was originally supposed to land, go man.

Paid $2.Many toll to drive straight into Mexico, same as parking on U.S. side man.

Got great parking space in first block, whee man.

Paid $Many ($2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2]+2) for complete bloodwork + urinalysis, whee man.

Dropped Many (2x2x2+2) pairs of shoes at shoeshine stand, buff man.

Went to dentist, deep clean/rebond/Zoom whitening man.

Paid $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2x2x2]+[2x2x2x2]+[2x2x2]), deal man.

Got haircut for $Many ($2x2+2); should've been only $Many ($2x2), grrr man.

However, long-time barber hadn't connected with me for Many (2+2) years, no man.

Chica who owned shop kept trying to sell me mani-pedi-massage, shut up ma'am.

Noonishly, was quite ravenous, fast-before-bloodwork man.

Headed toward distant plaza to restaurant, hoof it man.

Retrieved lab results, pink of health man.

Stopped at jewelry-repair shop, surprisingly open man.

Dropped wedding ring for resizing, skinnier man.

Job was promised in half an hour, efficient man.

Ate large Mexican platter in otherwise-deserted restaurant, unclear why empty man.

Ate almost entire basket of real Mexican tortilla cheaps, despite tender mouth man.

Proprietor hoped that winter gringos would arrive in earnest in a month, fingers crossed man.

Stopped at only pharmacy/gift shop on plaza, empty man.

Weather was optimal to look around closely, too hot other times man.

Proprietor helped look for belt in our size, only wrong styles available man.

Proprietor asked what pharmaceuticals we were looking for, huh man.

We told him and asked for prices in $Gringo, apprehension man.

Bought all desired products there & then, whee man.

Purchase included 2 "expensive" items, si line below man.

Price was $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2)+[2x2x2x2]+[2x2x2+2+2] less than in U.S., deal man.

Exited plaza from redone egress sidewalk, different man.

Walked Many blocks (2+2+2) in wrong direction, lost man.

Got to see residential areas and tiny businesses, real-life man.

Managed, in broken English + pidgin Spanish, where tourist area was, compass man.

Walked approx. Many blocks (2x2x2+2) to return, hoof it man.

Then walked 2+ blocks to jewelry-repair dude, retrieve ring man.

Resizing fee was $Many ($2x2x2-1), deal man.

Retrieved shoes from lustrador, $2 per pair man.

Shoes shone like an absolute baastard, blinded eyes man.

Dude + helper energetically rebagged shoes, industrious man.

Dude + helper efficiently restuffed them into duffel bag, good perception man.

Dude offered to carry duffel to rental car, polite decline man.

By now, was after 2 p.m., getting tired man.

Stopped at optometrist to see if long-known chica doc was there, See ma'am.

She was there, see See-she man.

Had eye exam, still blind as bat man.

Ordered frames, thin/coated/progressive bifocals, shipment to U.S. man.

Arrival promised in Many to Many days (2x2x2-1 to 2x2x2+2), fast man.

Drive-out total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2 - 2x2x2x2), increase over last time man.

Itinerary was completed, exhaustion man.

Had couple of hours to kill, shop man.

Chatted with several pharmacists/proprietors, caucus man.

All looked worried but hoped for gringo business in a month, fingers crossed man.

In one shop, found favorite bath soap, had a feeling there man.

Bought Many bars (2x2x2+2+2) for half a buck + Many (2x2+1) cents each, whee man.

Was only customer in largest gift shop in town, sad man.

After Many (2+2) p.m., was fully whipped, ready to leave man.

Walked back toward car, avoiding street-vendors & hawkers, persistent man.

Mexican exit toll $2, paid man.

No line at POE, none man.

CBP agent carefully questioned us as to purchases & intent, suspicious man.

We explained same-day visit & correctly cited time of return flight, convinced man.

Drove the approx. Many miles (2x2x2x2+2+2+2+2+2) miles back to big city, cruise man.

Briefly considered walking the shopping-mall, usually mandatory man.

Was far too beat, forget it man.

Stopped at locally very popular Mexican restaurant, not that hungry but should eat man.

Got huge Mexican plate for $Many ($2x2x2+2), almost too much man.

Was just as good as in-Mexico lunch, comparable man.

Packed various purchases in empty duffel bag, heavy & full man.

Topped off rental T-B.-mobile with $Many ($2x2+2) of gas, highway mileage man.

Arrived at airport, timely man.

Checked both bags for free, Southwest man.

TSA agents surprisingly nonauthoritarian, what got into them man.

Was #Many in line to board, but discreetly jumped line, success man.

Got window seat in first row of very full flight, serendipity man.

Was first off plane, blow out man.

Saw bags on conveyor promptly, grab man.

Was in remotely parked T-B.-mobile by Many:Many (2x2x2+1:Many) p.m., quick man.

Returned to casa just in time for late TV weather report, see it man.

Took much-needed shower, de-Mexify man.

At Many p.m., Mrs. T-B. doubled over in abdominal pain, uh-oh she man.

Called 'round-clock nurse, concerned man.

Nurse recommended emergency inspection, egad man.

Mrs. T-B. said to wait half an hour, she man.

Pain slowly dissipated, begone man.

Went to bed at 2 a.m., too late man.

And I'm getting very tired of waiting. Do you know how uncomfortable it is to have no toilet seat? If I have to wait another many months, I'm gonna go buy one from GPOTS.

Theirs are made in China, getwhatyoupayfor man.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Half-Thursday half-report, half-see man:

Awoke groggily after only Many (2+2+1) hours of sleep, inadequate zzz man.

Mrs. T-B. got doc appointment for mid-morn, she man.

Doc thinks gall bladder; has ordered GI tests tomorrow, alimentary dear Watson man.

We are on the Many hours of zzz after having been awake for Many hours, grog man.

Invest in coffee companies NOW, $i man.

Must return to sales of POTSs via correct phone line, now man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie-babe(s)!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

And I'm getting very tired of waiting. Do you know how uncomfortable it is to have no toilet seat? If I have to wait another many months, I'm gonna go buy one from GPOTS.

Just squat.

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Just squat.

That's all that a just-for-you pre-owned toilet seat WOULD cost, whee man! Order yours today!

[Merrytooth 5,748]

That's all that a just-for-you pre-owned toilet seat WOULD cost, whee man! Order yours today!

We should order from the Mexico! They offer even cheaper price than you

[SAT 9,609]

Sure, your wife Juna will do that to you first

I double dare Juna to cut his nads off....

Showering > work.

Who told him to work two jobs?

How dare he try to support a family!

I'm really itching to rip my bathroom apart. But I haven't decided if I want to do the bathroom or replace the carpet with hardwood floors first. I want to do both, but the budget says start with one or the other.

I dare ya to rip your bathroom apart!

[SAT 9,609]

1. Fotos or it didn't happen, no man. And NO, man.

2. If you paid retail price for any of your designer stuff, you lose, $i man. Furthermore, I've found that designer stuff either has design flaws or is utt-bugly, pass it up man.

Fotos or it didn't happen, see or no man.

no can find article from suklan over 20 years ago!

You guys wanna see deer butchering pic?

What is your POTS website?

Fotos or it didn't happen.....