The Umbrella Rantolution

[Caryh 5,206]

I don't know, my husband likes it here. Our only problem is me nagging him to finish projects he has started. We have different ideas about what acceptable progress is.

Acceptable progress is never enough for the person who isn't doing the actual work.

[Caryh 5,206]

In my office we're about to get new computers.

The old ones are Many (2x2x2+2+2+1) years old and just barely working.

Can't wait to get a new, shiny computer to play

And the new ones will be only (2x2x2+1) years old?

But are you still keeping the 2x2x2x2-1-1-1 inch monochrome monitors?

Edited November 19, 2014 by Caryh

[SAT 9,609]

1 So you went to Target and found the My Size Elsa yourself? What else do you buy there?

2 1600 ft is nothing for elevation. What a New Yorker calls brutally cold, a Minnesotan calls a nice day out.

1- ya freak a nature. Toothache went there and got it for me. And sent it to me.

2- Ya freak a nature again. The Catskills is cold man.....

[Jacque67 7,328]

yes, last night.

may be go up again for a shorter trip in the next couple weeks

So how many deer(?) did you kill? Are you going to play Russian roulette next?

[SAT 9,609]

So how many deer(?) did you kill? Are you going to play Russian roulette next?

I promised Tiff that I wouldn't kill anything while she's prego. She's superstitious.

My friends killed 3. If I had shot half of what I saw, I woulda killed another 3 or 4.

Venison is delicious and healthy.

[Caryh 5,206]

1- ya freak a nature. Toothache went there and got it for me. And sent it to me.

2- Ya freak a nature again. The Catskills is cold man.....

1 because Target sucks too much for you to go into it? And remember I said Target is OK for women?

2 Catskills are a walk in the park, you New Yorkers are soft, si man

[Jacque67 7,328]

I promised Tiff that I wouldn't kill anything while she's prego. She's superstitious.

My friends killed 3. If I had shot half of what I saw, I woulda killed another 3 or 4.

Venison is delicious and healthy.

So have you eaten any of the kill? I was once given venison sashimi by a hunter. It was good.

[Caryh 5,206]

I promised Tiff that I wouldn't kill anything while she's prego. She's superstitious.

My friends killed 3. If I had shot half of what I saw, I woulda killed another 3 or 4.

Venison is delicious and healthy.

When deer hunting season talk started here, my wife asked why she's never had deer meat. I told her she refuses every year. Then she announces she wants to eat some this year. No problem, I'll get some from a friend. Next day she see's two dead deer on a trailer, announces she'll never eat deer meat, AGAIN. I wonder if we'll repeat this conversation next year, again. This is actually the 4th time we've gone through this.

Was watching Living Below Zero last night. Some natives shoot a caribou. She feels sorry for the caribou, asking why they shot it. I tell her that is what they eat up there, its hunt and kill or starve, there are no stores to buy food. She still feels sorry for the caribou. Had she been watching while they tracked down and finally killed the wounded caribou, she might have been even more upset, but she didn't get out of the bathroom until they were cutting it up.

[Darnell 8,478]

I actually have one in a wooden potty frame for adults - an antique. It is a nifty thing. Maybe I'll get around to posting a picture of it tomorrow.

That's not a chamber pot.

[SAT 9,609]

So have you eaten any of the kill? I was once given venison sashimi by a hunter. It was good.

no, hang for a few days, let it dry age in the skin. Then butcher.

I did drop off the livers, hearts, and kidneys at Ricky's restaurant. Going over there in a bit for a delicious Venison liver congee.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

That's not a chamber pot.

Technically speaking, it has a chamber pot in it.

[SAT 9,609]

When deer hunting season talk started here, my wife asked why she's never had deer meat. I told her she refuses every year. Then she announces she wants to eat some this year. No problem, I'll get some from a friend. Next day she see's two dead deer on a trailer, announces she'll never eat deer meat, AGAIN. I wonder if we'll repeat this conversation next year, again. This is actually the 4th time we've gone through this.

Was watching Living Below Zero last night. Some natives shoot a caribou. She feels sorry for the caribou, asking why they shot it. I tell her that is what they eat up there, its hunt and kill or starve, there are no stores to buy food. She still feels sorry for the caribou. Had she been watching while they tracked down and finally killed the wounded caribou, she might have been even more upset, but she didn't get out of the bathroom until they were cutting it up.

tell her "But those Caribous love to be someone's delicious dinner"

[Darnell 8,478]

Ohhhhh we're talking about Black Friday.

Have never gone out and never will. Nothing is that important to me :/

I think it's fun to tag along with a krewe of people who :

1. don't know what they're doing and

2. don't have a truck and

3. seem to be members of a wandering herd

you know, the regular demographic of the Black Friday Buyers.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

When deer hunting season talk started here, my wife asked why she's never had deer meat. I told her she refuses every year. Then she announces she wants to eat some this year. No problem, I'll get some from a friend. Next day she see's two dead deer on a trailer, announces she'll never eat deer meat, AGAIN. I wonder if we'll repeat this conversation next year, again. This is actually the 4th time we've gone through this.

Was watching Living Below Zero last night. Some natives shoot a caribou. She feels sorry for the caribou, asking why they shot it. I tell her that is what they eat up there, its hunt and kill or starve, there are no stores to buy food. She still feels sorry for the caribou. Had she been watching while they tracked down and finally killed the wounded caribou, she might have been even more upset, but she didn't get out of the bathroom until they were cutting it up.

You should take her hunting or to a small farm where they butcher the animals.

You got to toughen the lass up.

[SAT 9,609]

talk about trucks....the Yukon is running like kupa.....

I better take it over to cousin Roger.....

You should take her hunting or to a small farm where they butcher the animals.

You got to toughen the lass up.

I can take her to a pheasant farm here

She can fire a 20 gage shotgun....