The Umbrella Rantolution

[Caryh 5,206]

I'm pretty good at injecting cortizone.....ya want me ta inject some cortizone in ya joints?

Are you good at being mental too? As I believe she mentalized the cortisone injection

[SAT 9,609]

Now my serious reply makes me look stupid lol.

You are what you post

[Caryh 5,206]

I tried it, it taste like kupa......

Pontious must have loved that.

[SAT 9,609]

Is that the Pontious guy who killed Christ?

Tarklar ran over Christ with his Pontious?

Are you good at being mental too? As I believe she mentalized the cortisone injection

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm a schidzo

And so am I

And I

And I

And I......

[shippingforecast 126]

You fit right in this thread with us misfits.....

Um, not me. Them----> The other posters here.

Not sure if compliment...

I'm car shopping; is it obligatory for me to buy a truck in Texas? I want a truck, but a truck with really great MPG. I fear I'm describing a paradoxical, non-existent vehicle.

[Caryh 5,206]

Tarklar ran over Christ with his Pontious?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm a schidzo

And so am I

And I

And I

And I......

That's great, maybe you can mentalize up a new Pontious for Tark to drive!

[shippingforecast 126]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm a schidzo

And so am I

And I

And I

And I......

RE: that schizophrenic death row inmate executed in TX last week, Mrs Shippingforecast was quoted as saying; "they couldn't prove which one did it."

[SAT 9,609]

I'm car shopping; is it obligatory for me to buy a truck in Texas? I want a truck, but a truck with really great MPG. I fear I'm describing a paradoxical, non-existent vehicle.

1- Yes. And I'll tell ya why pardna....because in Tickxas, every sentence must include the word "Pick up" and end with the words "Dudney"

For example....."Na that Billy Bob fella, I knows heem.....he drives a piggub trugg, dudney?"

2- You're gonna have to stop speaking in that british jargon if we're gonna understand you.....

Edited December 10, 2014 by SAT

[Caryh 5,206]

Not sure if compliment...

I'm car shopping; is it obligatory for me to buy a truck in Texas? I want a truck, but a truck with really great MPG. I fear I'm describing a paradoxical, non-existent vehicle.

Too be insulted or not to be? That is the question. Tis nobler to compliment or to insult. To insult I say, for that is the motto of the rant!

Not only that, but texans are required to drive gas guzzling vehicles. Doesn't really matter if its a truck as you can always chop off the trunk and weld on a pickup box to meet that requirement.

[Jacque67 7,328]

So was a even Roman, or did he steal that silly name from a Roman? And if he didn't kill Christ, who did he kill? All traditional husbands have to have killed someone. I read it in the rule book.

Yeah. I believe they killed a sense of humour!

[SAT 9,609]

Too be insulted or not to be? That is the question. Tis nobler to compliment or to insult. To insult I say, for that is the motto of the rant!

Not only that, but texans are required to drive gas guzzling vehicles. Doesn't really matter if its a truck as you can always chop off the trunk and weld on a pickup box to meet that requirement.

and they gotta put the long horn ornaments on the hoods......

Tarkmobile

[Caryh 5,206]

2- You're gonna have to stop speaking in that british jargon if we're gonna understand you.....

It was easy, I google translated and it appears she also looking for these. Must be why she needs a pickup dudney

[SAT 9,609]

now that shipping fella, now he's a man, ainthee?

ok I can't play with you marklelodians anymore. I gotta get back to Manhattan.....

Oh, I'm on vacation again lol

[shippingforecast 126]

Too be insulted or not to be? That is the question. Tis nobler to compliment or to insult. To insult I say, for that is the motto of the rant!

Not only that, but texans are required to drive gas guzzling vehicles. Doesn't really matter if its a truck as you can always chop off the trunk and weld on a pickup box to meet that requirement.

Doesn't that seem silly considering the state is so big? Its like saying, right, I'm going to sail a 2,000 mile voyage. What should I use for a sail? A newspaper you say?! Good call.

I feel like it should be a truck because everyone else drives a truck and godforbid I get in a wreck, I want to have at very least some chances of surviving. Y'see, all the cars be tiny here in the UK.

[shippingforecast 126]

It was easy, I google translated and it appears she also looking for these. Must be why she* needs a pickup dudney

*he, but at the weekends a convincing she**

**not entirely true