The Umbrella Rantolution

[SAT 9,609]

Sisters

[SAT 9,609]

I just had 2 very rare steaks for dinner. Yummy.

Well? What were they?

Rocky mountain oyster steaks? Left and right side?

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of cow balls, where's the hillbilly's wife?

[Ontarkie 14,291]

I had to go do groceries. Then I started watching tv.

The picture of the your two is adorable!

What did you name the little one?

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Ugh. That is all.

Specify. That is all. Si man.

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Marklar - get to an accupuncturist, nowish.

Done before, deja vu man.

We will henceforth call you Mr Squid to help aid in your reincarnation aims. My back is no longer the back of a Many year old myself.

Thank you, sirrah man.

Eh? Nothing's wrong with the other half. It's this bureaucratic nonsense. I'm really not sure what to do at this point.

You specified, obvious man.

can a needlephobic be cured by an acupuncturist?

Dunno, no man, but a true procrastinator will put off even his procrastination until tomorrow, riddle me that man.

he's been before, this year.

all the needles will do is relieve the pain for 2 or Many weeks, but he needs the pain-free time to do his work and life, right? surely he'll go in for the real surgery sometime soonish.

Been there, punctured that accurately, right man.

Many years ago, after the second spazzing episode, I was told, "You have degenerative disk disease, you degenerate. Control it with exercise, heat, and medicines as needed, and avoid surgery for another Many years at least and be damned glad that you are." We still have Many years to wait, see man.

I'm pretty good at acupuncting. I might be able to help him by needling him....

Stuck (up), huh man? And where are fotos of this alleged offspring, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,571]

$Many is still many many money, comparable to your coupons savings.

You state the obvious, see ma'am.

I have a Many% chance of lights out if I watch a needle go into someone, and a Many% chance if its a pet. I didn't even know I had this phobia until I was in my Manys.

That's either nearly a lifelong thing or very recent, si man.

I'm pretty good at drawing blood and giving II+IIs, you want me ta draw your blood and give you a II+II?

Are you that good an artist, huh man? I thought that you could only draw flies, see man.

Roman Polish math corrected above, All Gaul Is Divided into Many Parts man.

Years ago, at the hospital where Tiff is, there was a nurse in the ER. She wanted to marry me I tell ya.....

Was she a rubia, and are you therefore a regretful idiot, huh man?

Edited December 10, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,571]

I should name the baby Victoria Jamie. V.J. she's a VJ baby lol

You should more accurately name her Captain Ewok, see here man. Or Penguin, aaaack man.

1. Vajazzle.

2. I seriously just saw someone go by my window on a snowmobile.

1. Gesundheit, oj tak.

2. That's because you've seriously been smoking too much vajazzie, see ma'am. Next, multicolored tunaburgers will be whizzing past your ear, see next ma'am.

From both a municipal and private sector perspective. She's not entirely wrong. There are intangible situations that arise that you cannot plan for.

However, what you just mentioned is foreseeable. But in the field of education, that's often a tough call. Because your resources are limited.

In the private sector, the pressure is on to show profit, and make it grow year over year. And sometimes that'll call for doing more with less. The financial institutions are a perfect example. Every time they miss the target, they lay off thousands. They do turn around quickly.....

Thus spaketh'd the lobstah; I heard him declare: "You have baked me too brown, I must sugar my hair, si man."

[TBoneTX 45,571]

they are cheap if not free.

[perks up ears in excitement] What and where, huh ma'am?

I just had 2 very rare steaks for dinner. Yummy.

I just had a cured ham. Wonder what it had, huh man?

Sisters

Well, FINALLY, see wee ma'am man!

What did you name the little one?

If you'd been paying attention instead of watching groceries and buying TV, D ma'am, you'd know that the new wee ma'am is named Captain Belvedere Jehosephat Ewok, got it first try man!

[TBoneTX 45,571]

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A few posts removed for, in this thread, unmistakably mentioning another thread and its drama.

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[TBoneTX 45,571]

Other-half-Tuesday other-half-report, other-half-see man:

Achieved almost no sales of POTS because of back pain, ouch man.

Blew back to casa to retrieve Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B., mission man.

Reputable dealership had other-colored Mrs.-T-B.-type-mobile for sale, low-mileage man.

Same year as Mrs.-T-B.-mobile and Many years newer (2+2+1) than T-B.-mobile, hmmm man.

Seemingly a potential replacement for T-B.-mobile, look ahead man.

Same Many miles ([2x2x2x2x2-2-2],000) as Mrs.-T-B.-mobile when latter bought, hmmm man.

Still under factory warranty for another Many ([2x2x2],000) miles, amazing man.

Even slightly cheaper than Mrs.-T-B.-mobile when latter bought, perked ears man.

CarFax report very clean, positive man.

On dealer's books for over 2 weeks, gathering dust man.

Found very nice Katrina-refugee salesman, he man.

Vehicular interior & exterior in perfect shape, see man.

Test-drove, drive man.

Engine Many times louder than Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, shock man.

Alignment wobbly at highway speeds, sigh but fixable man.

Tyres (British spelling, si man) at midlife or worse, sigh man.

Driving condition seemingly in worse shape than much older T-B.-mobile, sigh man.

Previous single owner must have driven the hell out of it, inexplicable man.

However, barring killer issues, all is probably fixable under factory warranty, consideration man.

Salesman quoted trade-in and no-trade-in prices, $ee man.

Manager quoted trade-in of T-B.-mobile just a little under KBB value, surprising man.

Drive-out price just a hair over $Many,000 ([2x2x2+2],000), deal man.

Manager further agreed to a $Many tyre allowance, $i man.

Salesman readily agreed to let T-B.'s mechanic evaluate it, si man.

Salesman even agreed to drive it to mechanic and wait there for T-B., wow man.

How to proceed, huh man?

In other thrilling news, edge-of-seat man:

Back feeling inexplicably better, count blessings man.

Obviously no nap, no zzz man.

Dished the warsher after 2 days off, never again man.

Corpulent, purring cat on lap, jockeying to play Wrappers miu man.

Must de-dish the warsher, take forever man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babe with refulgent +1 inventory!

[*Snowdrop* 604]

Sisters

Gorgeous picture. How is big sis adjusting to losing only child status?

[SAT 9,609]

In the last few months, she showed a little jealousy. But now she likes it.

I told her she was like Elsa now, with a little sis to care for.

Was she a rubia, and are you therefore a regretful idiot, huh man?

She was Chinese, and hot hot hot.....

I was too busy being a single dude man.......

[SAT 9,609]

a little break between getting the kid to school and PTA meeting. Then back out to...Clownland.

[Caryh 5,206]

Sweet picture. Still waiting to see proud mama and papa with baby pics.

Sisters