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TBoneTX Grand Master

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Saturday GS/ES report, see and whee man:

Got on road later than usual, at Many:Many a.m., not fatal to goals man.

Most GSs yielded nil, part of the game man.

Serendipitously found an ES via signage, whee man. The take, see man:

-- At Many% off (2x2x2x2x2+2+1% off): Many (2+1) toothbrushes, 2 each matching hand- & bath-towels, pair of office scissors, mag light, nearly full box of Wet Ones wipes, 2 cans carrots/peas, Many (2+2) cans Progresso soup*, nearly full bottle liquid detergent = just under $Many ($2x2x2x2-2) with tax, steal man.

*Lunch report, see man: If old lady who died was into feeding people, she fed us lunch today by virtue of toucans of this stuff, ingest man. And, should anyone wonder, no cans were expired, no can.

At other GSs, see man:

-- book for Mini-B., pack of cosmetic wedges**, pack of party invitations = half a buck, deal man

-- Many (2+2+2) ties***, 2 packs mailing-labels = $1 & a quarter, deal man

-- serrated steak-knife handmade and verrrry sharp = $1, cut man

**Almost typed "wedgies," habit man.

***All old-style, but most from premier men's store in Houston, rationale man. Might keep one and will donate the others, wear and ciao man.

Total expense = $Many, satisfying take man. Mag light (clean & working) was greatest find, whee man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,572

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Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:


Came home at noon and fulfilled Lunch Report above, ingest man.


Was allowed a 2-hour nap by Mrs. T-B., what got into her man.


First, warshed kitchen rags and towels newly purchased (in new liquid detergent), domestic man.


Napped for allotted time with cat, me and miu zzz man.



Awoke and played Trains with Mini-B., delightful wee man.


Folded contents of warsher with help of Mini-B., delighted wee man.



Mrs. T-B. left at Many p.m. for a Chica's Night Out, call the rubias rapidly man.


Played more Trains with Mini-B., delightful wee man.


Ate dinner with Mini-B., ingest me and wee man.



Took Mini-B. to mall, road trip man.


Went into JCPenney, si man.


Shall never return and now hope entire co. goes under, grrr man.



Watched Mini-B. run & jump at length in mall's Play Area, delighted energetic wee man.


Shared huge tub of Marble Slab chocolate ice cream with Mini-B., male bonding man.


Fruitlessly walked mall, looking for Santa, nowhere and disappointed wee man.

Took exhausted Mini-B. home to awaiting Mrs. T-B., tired wee man.


Mrs. T-B. busted our chops for not answering cell phone, couldn't hear it man.

Mrs. T-B. probably had an argument with the rojo, logical conclusion man.


Dished the warsher, egad man.

Played aforementioned Wrappers with cat, miu purr man.


Must de-dish the warsher, double-egad man.

Will first be re-required to play Wrappers, one just re-dropped at feet man.

(Must devote attention to both children, Daddyhood man.)


Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babe(s) with refulgent +1 inventories!

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I'd take the joke better if I wasn't so serious that we need more natural selection. Sometimes this forum makes my brain hurt from trying to understand how things are so difficult to understand or how people get themselves into messes that are just so ridiculous. This stuff has to be made up.

I am no longer surprised that the internet brings out the incredibly stupid people I'd otherwise avoid in day to day life.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

Ontarkie Grand Master

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Why is it that I get the little guy back to sleep, then my husband thinks it's a good time to start talking. Now I'm out of bed after trying for another hour to get the baby to sleep but he's now wide awake so no more sleeping for me. Of course the man is back to sleep :ranting:

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SAT Grand Master

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With Steveklar ready to leave Ciudad de Nueva York, I keep picturing the mansion with acreage that he could have around here, envision man.

Oh I'm leaving the city.....had enough of the clowns here.....

Texas is a political battleground right now. So I'm not going there either.

Why is it that I get the little guy back to sleep, then my husband thinks it's a good time to start talking. Now I'm out of bed after trying for another hour to get the baby to sleep but he's now wide awake so no more sleeping for me. Of course the man is back to sleep :ranting:

Hillbilly wants to make babies with you :)

The price of that townhouse gave me a heart attack :P

There's no shortage of heart attack prices here. The corrupt Chinese officials need places to park their money.

Ontarkie Grand Master

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Hillbilly wants to make babies with you :)

Not unless he figured out how to have them himself!

He keeps this up he will be neutered!

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

Ontarkie Grand Master

Ontarkie   14,296

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No!

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

 
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