The Umbrella Rantolution

[SAT 9,609]

I'm hunting...gotta watch the tree line.

I know it's some kind spruce. But dunno which one, and the tree won't tell me. It's growing about a foot a year.

[rlogan 2,036]

You can come down to Minnesota and take your polar vortex back any time. I was hoping if it was going to slip off the Arctic again like last year, it would at least fall down on Europe or Asia this year. Wasn't last year exceptionally warm there too?

Sounds like your wife is getting ready to run away as soon as the freeze makes things passable. She's got you by 40 minutes now, you better start working harder.

Oddly, we want it back. Millions of acres that are impassable in the summer become superhighways in the winter, but it is only deep enough for the local trails right now.

Last winter we spent five months in the Philippines. Geez, if we had an extra $25K laying around I'd do that again. The core problem is the rule of 5. Every dollar to the mistress is five to the wife and kids.

[Caryh 5,206]

Oddly, we want it back. Millions of acres that are impassable in the summer become superhighways in the winter, but it is only deep enough for the local trails right now.

Last winter we spent five months in the Philippines. Geez, if we had an extra $25K laying around I'd do that again. The core problem is the rule of 5. Every dollar to the mistress is five to the wife and kids.

I've been watching some shows lately on Alaskans that live out in the boonies there. I saw how hard the warmer short winter made things on them. Just like you, their ability to get places and move supplies was curtailed early.

Oh I got why the wife is out running you now. If all things go to pot, she doesn't need to out run the wolves, she just needs to out run you

[Caryh 5,206]

I'm hunting...gotta watch the tree line.

I know it's some kind spruce. But dunno which one, and the tree won't tell me. It's growing about a foot a year.

waddaIlookliketoyou a lumberjack?

Here's a page with just spruce trees. Ain't that many, so you should be able to guess.

Hey is that a bear behind you?

[SAT 9,609]

waddaIlookliketoyou a lumberjack?

Here's a page with just spruce trees. Ain't that many, so you should be able to guess.

Hey is that a bear behind you?

Not a lumber Jack, but a paper loader

Too suklan cold. I think "Whitey" be hibernating.....

[SAT 9,609]

Man I think all my high tech kupas reached their limits today. Frozen yogurt here....I'm getting brain freeze without having to eat anything cold...

[SAT 9,609]

I think my buddy in the back just fired a shot...

[SAT 9,609]

Yeap, that's 3 all together

[rlogan 2,036]

I've been watching some shows lately on Alaskans that live out in the boonies there. I saw how hard the warmer short winter made things on them. Just like you, their ability to get places and move supplies was curtailed early.

Oh I got why the wife is out running you now. If all things go to pot, she doesn't need to out run the wolves, she just needs to out run you

Yup. We drive four wheelers and snow machines WAY more than vehicles. We drive a vehicle at most once in a week, and in the very deepest part of winter we've gone two months without driving a car, but we're on snow machines just about every day.

I tell her she can romp with the army boys that always leer at her when we are in town, but she isn't interested. She has this look of revulsion for the young guys. You'd have better odds hitting on her.

[Caryh 5,206]

Not a lumber Jack, but a paper loader

Too suklan cold. I think "Whitey" be hibernating.....

I ain't no paper loader. Or ink cartridge loader. If you can't do it yourself, you better get the heck outta my company, or I'll mess with ya and make your work life a living heII.

Look up ####### operator from heII, he'd be a nice guy compared to what I'd do.

Yeap, that's 3 all together

bye bye Whitey

[SAT 9,609]

No, not whitey, we're deer hunting. Not bear. They're pesky tho..

[Caryh 5,206]

Yup. We drive four wheelers and snow machines WAY more than vehicles. We drive a vehicle at most once in a week, and in the very deepest part of winter we've gone two months without driving a car, but we're on snow machines just about every day.

I tell her she can romp with the army boys that always leer at her when we are in town, but she isn't interested. She has this look of revulsion for the young guys. You'd have better odds hitting on her.

I go hitting on other women, and my wife would remove my family jewels in the night. Or at least that's what she makes me think she'd do. She might be like many Filipina and just put up with though. Buy I'm not taking my chances, I've seen how good she is with a bolo.

[SAT 9,609]

Wuss....

[Caryh 5,206]

No, not whitey, we're deer hunting. Not bear. They're pesky tho..

Your buddy got to thinking how much money he can get for that gall bladder. And he got bored.

Wuss....

Young grasshopper can risk his own testicles. Mine are happy attached to my body and well taken care of.

[SAT 9,609]

Nah he shot a doe. He radioed me. He's a good 2000 feet in the woods tho...gotta break out the cows later.

Young grasshopper can risk his own testicles. Mine are happy attached to my body and well taken care of.

Double wuss...