The Umbrella Rantolution

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

pfft such a germaphobic one percenter!

Can't bathe with the plebeians now, can he?

[SAT 9,609]

Bob Stroller went back down to $330, which is basically the lowest you can ever get it for.

Now it is mine. All mine.

Get me one too

[Caryh 5,206]

I heard the Native Americans are well taken care of by the Casinos.

You've actually heard wrong. A few are, most are not. But it doesn't really all that much, the tribes are all fading away as they either need marry their cousin to keep enough percentage of blood from the tribe to be a band member, or marry outside their own band, which means their children won't be a member of the band. Casinos are owned by tribal bands, just as the reservations are divided up that way. Most reservations are close enough to a large population center to make much money from a casino. And of those that are, the most populous does not give profits to their members.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Get me one too

You don't need the handles to adjust up, 'cuz you both short. Buy the cheaper one.

[SAT 9,609]

Can't bathe with the plebeians now, can he?

"plebe" is a term that everyone called Darklar everyday

You don't need the handles to adjust up, 'cuz you both short. Buy the cheaper one.

Man I'm taller than you, ya freak

[Caryh 5,206]

Can't bathe with the plebeians now, can he?

hard to explain shrinkage when the water is warm

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Man I'm taller than you, ya freak

That is not rare amongst the human species, something about men being taller than women or so I've heard.

[Caryh 5,206]

Man I'm taller than you, ya freak

are you talking to toothache?

[SAT 9,609]

You don't need the handles to adjust up, 'cuz you both short. Buy the cheaper one.

OK fine! get me this one then. It's only 5 dollar shipping........

http://www.amazon.com/Orbit-Baby-Stroller-Travel-System/dp/B00OA1TL96/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1417812790&sr=8-8&keywords=orbit+baby+transport

are you talking to toothache?

No, Toothache is 4 foot 2.

Trophie is 5-3 while prego.

[Caryh 5,206]

OK fine! get me this one then. It's only 5 dollar shipping........

http://www.amazon.com/Orbit-Baby-Stroller-Travel-System/dp/B00OA1TL96/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1417812790&sr=8-8&keywords=orbit+baby+transport

I want this one

http://www.amazon.com/Britax-Affinity-Travel-System-Silver/dp/B00NT7EI4A/ref=pd_sim_sbs_ba_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=1APM40D2PPBA96S8SV6A

[SAT 9,609]

That baby carriage cost more to lease than my Honda Accord.......

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Get me one too

This is more high class, suitable for you

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

OK fine! get me this one then. It's only 5 dollar shipping........

http://www.amazon.com/Orbit-Baby-Stroller-Travel-System/dp/B00OA1TL96/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1417812790&sr=8-8&keywords=orbit+baby+transport

No, Toothache is 4 foot 2.

Trophie is 5-3 while prego.

Not this one?

http://www.amazon.com/Silver-Cross-Balmoral-Pram-Navy/dp/B000MQG64G/ref=pd_sim_sbs_ba_5?ie=UTF8&refRID=0ERC34D1NDB41N5QGNMJ

Only $4400

[SAT 9,609]

I want this one

http://www.amazon.com/Britax-Affinity-Travel-System-Silver/dp/B00NT7EI4A/ref=pd_sim_sbs_ba_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=1APM40D2PPBA96S8SV6A

Holy kupa.......

[Caryh 5,206]

OK fine! get me this one then. It's only 5 dollar shipping........

http://www.amazon.com/Orbit-Baby-Stroller-Travel-System/dp/B00OA1TL96/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1417812790&sr=8-8&keywords=orbit+baby+transport

No, Toothache is 4 foot 2.

Trophie is 5-3 while prego.

So Trophie is still taller than you even prego, you're only like 4-11 or something like that, which is why you got the 4-4 wife, so you'd look taller.