The Umbrella Rantolution

[Caryh 5,206]

Every time I sit down at my favorite dim sum joint. I get surrounded by loudmouths and fing idiots.....

Well whodahelldoya thinks eat dim sum? Same thing happens here, now our local dim sum place no longer serves it.

[SAT 9,609]

This fing guy was at another table with another bunch of idiots. He comes over, sits down, slaps me on the thigh. I said, excuse me. He starts yapping and yapping. I have a table full of stuff, I excuse myself and go outside. This fing guy is the loudest schmuck.......

Why don't you just tell everyone here what I do.....

Fing ashole.

I had to go outside until he decided to leave my table. ...

[Caryh 5,206]

This fing guy was at another table with another bunch of idiots. He comes over, sits down, slaps me on the thigh. I said, excuse me. He starts yapping and yapping. I have a table full of stuff, I excuse myself and go outside. This fing guy is the loudest schmuck.......

Why don't you just tell everyone here what I do.....

Fing ashole.

I had to go outside until he decided to leave my table. ...

You need to get a badge so you can shoot him.

[SAT 9,609]

Well whodahelldoya thinks eat dim sum? Same thing happens here, now our local dim sum place no longer serves it.

No, I mean me personally. A stream of idiots come talk to me.....

These fing Chinamen never heard of privacy.....

I'm no celebrity, but....

I kinda know how they feel....

And they f'ers are all screaming at the top of their lungs standing right next to me.

You need to get a badge so you can shoot him.

I left the gun at home today....

Don't wanna be the first Chinaman to be shot by the cops.....

[SAT 9,609]

I'm outside again. This stupid mfer came back, even louder than before

Edited December 5, 2014 by SAT

[NikLR 13,228]

Why are you leaving the restaurant? Can't you just tell him to ####### off?

[Caryh 5,206]

I'm outside again. This stupid mfer came back, even louder than before

Just say don't make me go get my gun and shoot you so I can eat in peace.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm about to. Trying to be diplomatic here.....

I can't even fing eat.....

I mean the second I walked in, I'm swarmed.....

The poor bastage owner of the restaurant, he's trying to be nice to them in trying to shoo them away from me.....

[Caryh 5,206]

Why are you leaving the restaurant? Can't you just tell him to ####### off?

apparently Steve can only say off in places where the ####'s come up automatically

[Asia 2,498]

Why are you leaving the restaurant? Can't you just tell him to ####### off?

Exactly.

[Caryh 5,206]

I'm about to. Trying to be diplomatic here.....

Quit trying! as long as you're nice, idiots will follow.

Exactly.

See Asia says that all the time with the aging boy band members try to follow her home.

Edited December 5, 2014 by Caryh

[SAT 9,609]

They're all gone lol. Now the owners father is sitting with me, but he's a gentle guy.

Now I've lost my appetite.....

[SAT 9,609]

well, I came home.....

%$@#$%*&^ can't sit down to have dim sum in peace......

[Caryh 5,206]

well, I came home.....

%$@#$%*&^ can't sit down to have dim sum in peace......

Maybe you need to go to NJ to get dim sum.

Edited December 5, 2014 by Caryh

[SAT 9,609]

Maybe you need to go to NJ to get dim sum.

Now there's an idea......but I'd fall asleep on the drive home.....

And the idiots probably has the Verrazano Bridge blocked. And I have to get through that to get to NJ.

10 miles, 2 bridges, and 35 dollars for gas and tolls to and from NJ.