The Umbrella Rantolution

[Jacque67 7,328]

Eating PB and Jam. I have strawberry and the Tornado has white grape, she shares her crust with Lucas.

He has been practicing pulling himself up to a standing position when in the tub. Not sure why he insists on the slipperiest spot to practice but he likes it. Now when you put him down he wants to stand. He is so proud of himself it's so cute.

I think I need another sandwich

Sounds like he wants to challenge himself. Future alpha male/Steve???????

Well, even the king's gotta go to work....

so....sayonara.....

Toodle pip!

[Caryh 5,206]

Husband threw out my bag of super sale fleece fabric I had gotten last week thinking it was garbage because I had tied a knot on the bag.

Well why did you make it look like a handle tie garbage bag if you wanted to keep it? I bet if it was garbage, your husband would catch heII for not throwing it out.

[Caryh 5,206]

Here Troph......read up on it. You don't have to believe it. But hundreds of millions swear by it......

Look at Tiff, she looks like she's 18 years old......

http://community.babycenter.com/post/a9888915/chinese_postpartum_soup_-_what_is_it

That's because you married her when she was 11, and she's only 17 now!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Well why did you make it look like a handle tie garbage bag if you wanted to keep it? I bet if it was garbage, your husband would catch heII for not throwing it out.

I didn't get upset at him about it, I see how it could be an honest mistake as we don't normally tie shopping bags unless they are going out as garbage.

[Caryh 5,206]

I didn't get upset at him about it, I see how it could be an honest mistake as we don't normally tie shopping bags unless they are going out as garbage.

Well I woulda got upset with him. ####### he doesn't have a nose? Garbage smells and is heavy, your fabric musta been light and smelled nice. Tell him to go to dump and find it!

[Caryh 5,206]

10 pounds for 6 weeks? The baby and the car seat is more than that when you leave the hospital....

As far as it was told to me last time, no real exercise (walking was encouraged), no sex, and no heavy lifting.

Good thing Bill Clinton settled the issue of BJ's not being sex.

[Caryh 5,206]

I think I got suckered in to maternity chat.....

Yah whythehelldidyou start up all that Fallopian chat?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Good thing Bill Clinton settled the issue of BJ's not being sex.

Well maybe if he underwent some surgery too.

[Caryh 5,206]

Well maybe if he underwent some surgery too.

You're going to neuter Dutch?

[Caryh 5,206]

Speaking of neutering, my wife has been watching this telenovella on Filipino TV called "The Two Wives". She turns to me while watching it and says if I ever do that in the Philippines, she's gonna cut my dong off.

[Caryh 5,206]

I spent the night in the hospital with Mrs. T-B. and newborn Mini-B., me and she and wee man. The next morn, when the OB/GYN came in, he observed that, Many% of the time on the next morn, it's the father who looks like he's been through labor & delivery, rather than the mother. I was no exception, no man.

After my first kid was born, my ex had been through a 48 hour labor. Most of which she slept through due to medications with reduced her nausea. I on the other hand had been up for 48 hours straight without sleep. As evening rolled around after the birth, the nurses chased away the visitors and closed the door because the father needed his rest Seriously I looked at pictures of me from that day and I looked like death warmed over by that point.

[Caryh 5,206]

You kill anyone with that yet, or are you saving it for someone special?

How dare you doubt the real King of England.....

Speaking of killings, are you boarding up your doors and windows in preparation of Ferguson breaking out in NYC this weekend?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

You're going to neuter Dutch?

He walked in on his way back out to work right after I had read this and asked "why do you have such a big smile on his face?"

Me: "I was thinking about neutering you."

He walks out, comes back and says that he is sleeping alone and locking the door from now on.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

He walked in on his way back out to work right after I had read this and asked "why do you have such a big smile on his face?"

Me: "I was thinking about neutering you."

He walks out, comes back and says that he is sleeping alone and locking the door from now on.

*rather your face

Anyways, it seems that with the Dane's schoolwork and work schedules lately, I'm going to have to do the second coat of paint in the living room and get started on the trim. Uggggghhhhhhhh.

[TBoneTX 45,579]

1) No

2) May be

2) Then you're volunteering, oj tak.

When you give birth, everyone gives you money gifts. The catch is you have to buy a present in return of at least the same value !

That rule could only be Made in Japan, sigh man.

Well that is annoying. Why not just not do it at all?

No duh, man.

Going on holiday is another pain. You have to buy gifts for all of your acquaintances.

No wonder Japanese work themselves to death so often, keel over man.