The Umbrella Rantolution

[Ontarkie 14,304]

Non sense like just all Kindsa non sense.....

Ready for baby. Due any day.....

I'll be at work sporadically when baby is born. We hired a nanny for a month.

Oh Yay! babies are so exiting, when someone else is having them it's even better.

That is nice. I'd rather a maid

Oh kupa, it's almost 5! What am I still doing at work......later.....

Get home silly!

She is a lucky lady. I've still got to walk the little one to and from school every day right after the c-section and with a baby in tow. And cook.

I think that is most women in the modern world, though.

I've never had a c-section so can't relate to that part but take it easy!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

You are the viking lady, tough and strong.

I think Danish women get at least a year of maternity leave and men get like 8 weeks of paternity leave? America is tough, amiright?

[Merrytooth 5,748]

I think Danish women get at least a year of maternity leave and men get like 8 weeks of paternity leave? America is tough, amiright?

America sucks! No paid maternity leave for long period of time.

Chinese follows the 1 month long confinement after childbirth.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

That is nice. I'd rather a maid

I've never had a c-section so can't relate to that part but take it easy!

I had a nanny and a maid last time, but it was only because I went back to school right away. No nanny and no maid this time. How will I cope? #firstworldproblems

My c-section recovery last time was such a breeze, I can't even tell you. I hope, really hope, I'm going to get a repeat of it this time around. We are going to talk about when we are scheduling it next appointment, but I'll total flip if I have to go into labor because from what I've heard, having a planned one without any labor first makes the recovery easier.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Husband threw out my bag of super sale fleece fabric I had gotten last week thinking it was garbage because I had tied a knot on the bag.

[Ontarkie 14,304]

Oh that sucks!

[SAT 9,609]

You are the viking lady, tough and strong.

Trophie strong, Fook woman strong.....

[SAT 9,609]

Oh Yay! babies are so exiting, when someone else is having them it's even better.

That is nice. I'd rather a maid

Get home silly!

I've never had a c-section so can't relate to that part but take it easy!

1- this nanny is like a maid....

2- I'm pretty good at performing C-sections, ya want me ta give you one?

America sucks! No paid maternity leave for long period of time.

Chinese follows the 1 month long confinement after childbirth.

I dunno who you work for, we pay 12 weeks maternity for women. 2 weeks for men....

Husband threw out my bag of super sale fleece fabric I had gotten last week thinking it was garbage because I had tied a knot on the bag.

Hmm......Dutch and tiff.......

[Merrytooth 5,748]

1- this nanny is like a maid....

2- I'm pretty good at performing C-sections, ya want me ta give you one?

I dunno who you work for, we pay 12 weeks maternity for women. 2 weeks for men....

Hmm......Dutch and tiff.......

We have Short Term disability leave for children birth.

You want to employ me? I am very hardworking and smart

[Ontarkie 14,304]

1- this nanny is like a maid....

2- I'm pretty good at performing C-sections, ya want me ta give you one?

I dunno who you work for, we pay 12 weeks maternity for women. 2 weeks for men....

Hmm......Dutch and tiff.......

No I didn't go having natural child birth to have a c-section now when I'm not even pregnant!

[SAT 9,609]

She is a lucky lady. I've still got to walk the little one to and from school every day right after the c-section and with a baby in tow. And cook.

I think that is most women in the modern world, though.

Troph, listen to me and toothache. Ancient Chinese secret. Stay indoors for a month, eat lots of ginger and sweet vinegar. Chicken cooked in rice wine. You want to stay healthy, that's what you do. After dinner, I'll look up some recipes for you.....

Gotta go, kiddo pestering.....

No I didn't go having natural child birth to have a c-section now when I'm not even pregnant!

I didn't ask if you are prego.... Lmao

We have Short Term disability leave for children birth.

You want to employ me? I am very hardworking and smart

We need skills......

Specific skills....

Highest paid staff member is about 140k

[kitthekat 1,317]

now we know steve's salary...

i wanna marry someone who earns 140K daily...

[SAT 9,609]

Oh I make more than that.....

[kitthekat 1,317]

bragger

Is perfectly acceptable, here in 'Murica, to go to work without wearing the bottoms.

No, Seriously !

such a perv!

[SAT 9,609]

now we know steve's salary...

i wanna marry someone who earns 140K daily...

Holy kupa, 140k a day.....

That's almost like....... 20k a month man......

bragger

such a perv!

I still want Trophie to buy me a Yukon

Yes, Darklar is a member of NAMBLA.....