The Umbrella Rantolution

[SAT 9,609]

Did I tell you guys the nightmarish experience that happened to me on Saturday? They gave me a peppermint mocha at Starbucks. I took a swig without realizing because they had put the sleeve on it and then I had nowhere to spit it out because I was in the car. I ended up getting coffee all over my jeans and in many many tissues.

It is like drinking liquid toothpaste. I don't care who you are, but if you like to drink toothpaste, you've got some problems. I'm almost too traumatized to go back.

1- did you order it?

2- you don't have Muslim friends? They drink the kupa outta peppermint tea.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

1- did you order it?

2- you don't have Muslim friends? They drink the kupa outta peppermint tea.

1. No, it was from a different order (they use stickers at the Starbucks) and they had my skinny mocha waiting when I went back. I was expecting at least a free drink out of it, but no.

2. No and now I know why. Well, there was that one Saudi I hooked up with, but ummm, let's forget that happened otherwise I can't claim to have only dated Jews and Pagans, aye? Plus, that was scary.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Oh gods, today has been....

[Novembro 1,763]

I'm sorry I'm terrible at being around. I miss you all. What's wrong, Nola?

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I'm sorry I'm terrible at being around. I miss you all. What's wrong, Nola?

Big fight with husband over practically nothing, like a misunderstanding of nothing these past 2 days.

And of course, because we were fighting, no progress on my bathroom. I'd like to be able to take a shower whenever I damn please.

How's life down south?

Edited November 18, 2014 by N-o-l-a

[Novembro 1,763]

Big fight with husband over practically nothing, like a misunderstanding of nothing these past 2 days.

And of course, because we were fighting, no progress on my bathroom. I'd like to be able to take a shower whenever I damn please.

How's life down south?

We argue a lot now too. It's getting old.

Life down here has been better. Been the worst two-ish weeks in recent memory. But alas, what can we do.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

We argue a lot now too. It's getting old.

Life down here has been better. Been the worst two-ish weeks in recent memory. But alas, what can we do.

The weather is freaking cold for November!

Going for vacation next month to sunny punta cana all-inclusive resort

[Novembro 1,763]

Take me in a suitcase.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Take me in a suitcase.

Go book a vacation for yourself and hubs to rekindle the romance.

[Novembro 1,763]

Hah! He's going to CT in January.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

CT as in Connecticut?

Are you joining him there too?

Or just go visit Steve in NYC

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Mrs TBoneTX will be queuing at her favorite Kohl's store on Black Friday

Don't laugh, no ma'am... she's dangerous in there, sigh man...

1. Eh, Kohl's has a lot of overpriced and not well made stuff.

2. You gonna buy me something while you are there?

Many. The black friday deals this year are looking anemic.

1. I tend to agree; however, and to be fair, Mrs. T-B. has quite an eye for the stuff that's a Great Many% off, she man. As for me, I think only twice out of Many visits have I found anything there for myself, sparse man.

2. You love me long time, huh ma'am? I outrun Big Husband, huh ma'am?

Many. You obviously haven't priced pre-owned toilet seats from Someone I Know; however, to be fair, our Black Friday specials haven't been publicized yet. They will be called "Butt Friday" specials, idea man.

Oh thank goodness it takes way more then that.

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

Did I tell you guys the nightmarish experience that happened to me on Saturday? They gave me a peppermint mocha at Starbucks. I took a swig without realizing because they had put the sleeve on it and then I had nowhere to spit it out because I was in the car. I ended up getting coffee all over my jeans and in many many tissues.

It is like drinking liquid toothpaste. I don't care who you are, but if you like to drink toothpaste, you've got some problems. I'm almost too traumatized to go back.

If you patronize Starbucks regularly, then our marriage is off, hmmmph ma'am.

Speaking of awful taste that's chiefly in our mouths: A year or so ago, I tried UltraBrite toothpaste for the first time in at least two, and probably Many, decades. It still tastes like turpentine, yuck man.

Edited November 18, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Go book a vacation for yourself and hubs to rekindle the romance.

Whenever Mrs. T-B. or I suggest this to the other, the other immediately sings, "Take me to the river! Put me in the water!", si man.

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Second-half-of-Monday second-half report, second-see man:

Successfully caucused with sales team about POTS quotas, si man.

Retrieved dry-cleaning, patronized ManyMany Cents Only, came home, tired man.

Handled garbage, domestic man.

Mini-B. assisted with Big Sister the Cat's box, wee and miu pee man.

Colder than the dickens outside, brrr and minced oath man.

Am nearly prepared for day-trip on Wed., fly man.

The boon to some will be my on-line absence (off-line presence?), sigh or whee man.

Expect only cameo appearance, if that, on Tues. night, blink & miss man.

Expect only cameo appearance, if that, on Wed. night, exhausted man.

Expect return to full form on Thurs., watch your steps man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babe(s) with UNUSED +1 inventory!

Edited November 18, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!