The Umbrella Rantolution

[Caryh 5,206]

Curry is good for you.....

http://www.livestrong.com/article/518618-curry-leaves-cancer/

But breathing on someone with curry breath can lead to a life shortened through violence.

[SAT 9,609]

Some scammer printer cartridge company has been calling me all day. Twice they went to voice mail, then didn't leave a message. I see them on the caller ID for the third time today and decided to answer. They start with their usual spiel about hearing I make decisions about blah blah blah, when I cut them off and ask them to no longer call here. When she tried to go on about their wonderful deals, I told them we don't do business with scam firms with a two month old name, that have had over two dozen names in the last 4 years. I think I floored them by knowing so much about who they are when they hadn't even introduced themselves yet, they had no idea how to respond to it. Caller ID and internet search are wonderful things.

Did she sound hot?

Man I remember the black box rep that sold us the phone system here, she was smoking hot. She coulda sold us kupa on a stick and we woulda bought it.

She coulda sold Tarklar his own panties that he's wearing.....

She could sell an ice maker to an Eskimo......

[Darnell 8,478]

I'm getting all sorts of strange phone calls in today, when i call back there's no registered # - is this some 'Cyber Monday' HiJiinks?

[Caryh 5,206]

Did she sound hot?

Man I remember the black box rep that sold us the phone system here, she was smoking hot. She coulda sold us kupa on a stick and we woulda bought it.

She coulda sold Tarklar his own panties that he's wearing.....

She could sell an ice maker to an Eskimo......

My wife is more than hot enough for me. The strip tease she did for me last weekend still has my blood boiling.

[SAT 9,609]

My wife is more than hot enough for me. The strip tease she did for me last weekend still has my blood boiling.

You been breathing manure gas too?

[Caryh 5,206]

I'm getting all sorts of strange phone calls in today, when i call back there's no registered # - is this some 'Cyber Monday' HiJiinks?

I think this one was only getting thru because the office girl who handles the phones wants us to use recycled cartridges as they're cheaper. The issue is they have a tendency to not work, have poor quality print, and occasionally blow up printers. Savings are totally lost in destroyed printers and wasted time with nonworking cartridges. In particular wasting my time, because everyone who uses them calls me when they don't work. There's places to save money in business, but this isn't one of them.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm getting all sorts of strange phone calls in today, when i call back there's no registered # - is this some 'Cyber Monday' HiJiinks?

Or black box phone system, the undercover lines portion, generates a new fictitious # for caller ID every time it dials

[Caryh 5,206]

You been breathing manure gas too?

You're the one with the wife in her 11th month of pregnancy.

[SAT 9,609]

You're the one with the wife in her 11th month of pregnancy.

But I have a hazmat mask.....

[Caryh 5,206]

Or black box phone system, the undercover lines portion, generates a new fictitious # for caller ID every time it dials

You do know its illegal for a business to fake their caller ID in the USA. Doesn't stop some unscrupulous businesses, but its still illegal.

But I have a hazmat mask.....

Given some of the people you appear to hang out with, I would to if I were you.

[SAT 9,609]

You do know its illegal for a business to fake their caller ID in the USA. Doesn't stop some unscrupulous businesses, but its still illegal.

Given some of the people you appear to hang out with, I would to if I were you.

Mmmm......you are a little confused between spoofing, and disguising.......

A traceable caller ID is legal......

And ours is traceable.

It just has a number that you cannot call back. If you look hard enough, the number is traceable through black box.

[SAT 9,609]

Once again, a lot has to do with intent. Malicious intent is illegal......

It's a complex law spanning several house bills.....we left it for black box. (Also a good stock)

[Caryh 5,206]

Mmmm......you are a little confused between spoofing, and disguising.......

A traceable caller ID is legal......

And ours is traceable.

It just has a number that you cannot call back. If you look hard enough, the number is traceable through black box.

I did say faked. If you want to call the number "You really want to take this call!" That totally up to you. But to make the number you send not track back to you but to someone else's or totally fake number is not legal.

[Ontarkie 14,304]

Curry should be banned from planet Earth. People should have to go into outer space to eat that ######.

Yeah but in Arkansas, they babysit by tying then to the same tree with the dogs....

The dogs would let her go!

But the dogs licking will clean the kid up. No need for that weekly bath, or at least there will be more room in the family tub without the tornado in it too.

and they can put cilantro there with it. Why do so many places feel the need to bury food in cilantro? I tiny amount might not be bad, put they seem to like to put so much on you can't taste anything else.

[SAT 9,609]

I did say faked. If you want to call the number "You really want to take this call!" That totally up to you. But to make the number you send not track back to you but to someone else's or totally fake number is not legal.

It really depends on what you use it for. Without legal jargon.....if a law enforcement entity wants to use this system, they can. If it has something to do with certain fields, they can use it.

We don't use these numbers for marketing anything. And, the origins of these numbers are available to law enforcement agencies.

I guess it's legal. At least, that is what black box says. I briefed through the law a few years ago, we should be ok.