The Umbrella Rantolution

[SAT 9,609]

Now where, may I ask, is my kupa coffee.....

[Ontarkie 14,304]

And I was just saying how useless gov't employees are....

We should also consider banning

Stretch whining about driving chat

I would love to not drive

[SAT 9,609]

She wasn't avoiding me, just a joke in reference to other posts today. Although I was trying to keep out of her way while she was cooking. It was dangerous to get into the kitchen the way she was flying all over with a knife in one hand and a hot pan in the other.

I swear the methane in the manure got to his brain.....And caught fire, now there's a muck fire in his head.....

[Caryh 5,206]

Oh it's nuts. I have to make an appointment to make an appointment to apply

But you first need to make and appointment to get permission to make and appointment in order to make an appointment.

I would love to not drive

Then who's gonna make the road kill down there? Half the county will go hungry!

[SAT 9,609]

But you first need to make and appointment to get permission to make and appointment in order to make an appointment.

Then who's gonna make the road kill down there? Half the county will go hungry!

Lmao.....

[Ontarkie 14,304]

But you first need to make and appointment to get permission to make and appointment in order to make an appointment.

Then who's gonna make the road kill down there? Half the county will go hungry!

1. Yes that is exactly it!

2. Then they can starve.

[Caryh 5,206]

1. Yes that is exactly it!

2. Then they can starve.

They'll just stop over at your house for dinner. They can entertain the tornado while you cook.

[SAT 9,609]

Roast hog and moonshine

[Ontarkie 14,304]

They'll just stop over at your house for dinner. They can entertain the tornado while you cook.

Oh that would be awesome!

[SAT 9,609]

Oh that would be awesome!

Yeah but in Arkansas, they babysit by tying then to the same tree with the dogs....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I vote for curry chat, because I just don't like curry.

Curry should be banned from planet Earth. People should have to go into outer space to eat that .

[Caryh 5,206]

Yeah but in Arkansas, they babysit by tying then to the same tree with the dogs....

But the dogs licking will clean the kid up. No need for that weekly bath, or at least there will be more room in the family tub without the tornado in it too.

Curry should be banned from planet Earth. People should have to go into outer space to eat that ######.

and they can put cilantro there with it. Why do so many places feel the need to bury food in cilantro? I tiny amount might not be bad, put they seem to like to put so much on you can't taste anything else.

[SAT 9,609]

Curry should be banned from planet Earth. People should have to go into outer space to eat that ######.

Curry is good for you.....

http://www.livestrong.com/article/518618-curry-leaves-cancer/

[Caryh 5,206]

Some scammer printer cartridge company has been calling me all day. Twice they went to voice mail, then didn't leave a message. I see them on the caller ID for the third time today and decided to answer. They start with their usual spiel about hearing I make decisions about blah blah blah, when I cut them off and ask them to no longer call here. When she tried to go on about their wonderful deals, I told them we don't do business with scam firms with a two month old name, that have had over two dozen names in the last 4 years. I think I floored them by knowing so much about who they are when they hadn't even introduced themselves yet, they had no idea how to respond to it. Caller ID and internet search are wonderful things.

[kitthekat 1,317]

Some scammer printer cartridge company has been calling me all day. Twice they went to voice mail, then didn't leave a message. I see them on the caller ID for the third time today and decided to answer. They start with their usual spiel about hearing I make decisions about blah blah blah, when I cut them off and ask them to no longer call here. When she tried to go on about their wonderful deals, I told them we don't do business with scam firms with a two month old name, that have had over two dozen names in the last 4 years. I think I floored them by knowing so much about who they are when they hadn't even introduced themselves yet, they had no idea how to respond to it. Caller ID and internet search are wonderful things.

i've been getting that call too here. along with the "local google analyst" crud.