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Caryh Grand Master

Caryh   5,206

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It was good, my in laws are really nice people.

They invited their neighbour and his new wife from the Philippines. They were, well, interesting. Didn't sit next to each other at dinner, seemed to always be apart from each other, etc. Felt kinda sad for both of them.

Sounds like tampo :rofl:

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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In Poland, they thought "Many scores and Many years ago" is their soccer team's record

In people with brains, they thought that someone else didn't comprehend the first thing about Polish math, sigh man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Caryh Grand Master

Caryh   5,206

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In people with brains, they thought that someone else didn't comprehend the first thing about Polish math, sigh man.

I'm not sure I comprehend that sentence. Maybe its time to drink more coffee.

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Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
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Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

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Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,580

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Idiot salesman at my company sends me a text on Thanksgiving day asking me to look something up for him. No happy Thanksgiving, or sorry to interrupt your holiday or anything. He has now gone into the ignore feature on my phone. All calls and texts will be automatically ignored. I was tempted to tell him to send the holiday hourly pay times the minimum Many hours to my paypal account, but decided permanent ignore was better.

You should have billed him the Many hours at least, or as much as Many hours, si man.

My sales team is strictly prohibited from contacting anyone on Thanksgiving. However, "it's dinnertime somewhere," whee man.

I'm not sure I comprehend that sentence. Maybe its time to drink more coffee.

You typically comprehend P-math, however, si man.

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In thrilling news, I'm wearing one of my new Salvation Army shirts and a pair of pantaloons that I rediscovered while up-cleaning the stack in my bedroom, serendipity man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,580

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What did Tiff not cook you for dinner these last few weeks, Steveklar?

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Must cut out soon, ciao man -- Cyber Monday is really hot for sales of pre-owned toilet seats, whee man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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It was good, my in laws are really nice people.

They invited their neighbour and his new wife from the Philippines. They were, well, interesting. Didn't sit next to each other at dinner, seemed to always be apart from each other, etc. Felt kinda sad for both of them.

That's nice of your in laws. And, I didn't know your in laws live next door to Cary :)

SAT Grand Master

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You should have billed him the Many hours at least, or as much as Many hours, si man.

Man I need to bill you for troubleshooting your brokedick electrical system on domo arigato giving eve.....

Is she going to cook when she becomes full-time stay home mom?

If she doesn't, you can take her place :P

Caryh Grand Master

Caryh   5,206

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Dinner spread on Saturday's after Black Friday savings dinner at our place. During which my wife was very careful to avoid all contact with me.

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If she doesn't, you can take her place :P

I think Toothache orders pizza

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Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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Here Ache, this is really good coffee. And cheap.

http://www.costco.com/San-Francisco-Bay-French-Roast-160-OneCup™.product.100027070.html


Dinner spread on Saturday's after Black Friday savings dinner at our place. During which my wife was very careful to avoid all contact with me.


I think Toothache orders pizza

Wow man what an awesome looking spread......

(And I don't mean the broads)

N-o-l-a Grand Master

N-o-l-a   7,168

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In thrilling news, I'm wearing one of my new Salvation Army shirts and a pair of pantaloons that I rediscovered while up-cleaning the stack in my bedroom, serendipity man.

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Didn't realize you were into the whole steampunk thing.

3/2/18  E-filed N-400 under 5 year rule

3/26/18 Biometrics

7/2019-12/2019 (Yes, 16- 21 months) Estimated time to interview MSP office.

 

kitthekat Experienced

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so, on wednesday, i gave out a pack of white out to each classroom cos they are always #####ing about not having office supplies in the classrooms. come monday (first day back after wednesday), one classroom is already saying they never received it from me and can't remember me handing it over personally to them. @$*%#&!#

i would be more inclined to find some more white out for them if they just came out and said "i misplaced it."

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