>>Never Tick Off A Texas Woman

[almaty 19]

Never Tick Off A Texas Woman

An East Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to find her husband in

bed with another woman. With super-human strength, borne of fury, and

cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and

into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his tally-whacker in a

vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw.

The banged up Cowboy was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not

going to cut it off with that rusty damn saw, are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her

husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this old shed on fire,

and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want.

[brnidokiegurl 0]

and your point being???? (fr a OKLA girl)

[isleta521 5]

and your point being???? (fr a OKLA girl)

[brnidokiegurl 0]

texas, okla., isnt this the rule of the south for handeling this kind of problem

[jordanianprincess 0]

Becareful Brother Dean, a similar thread of mine was locked. Apparently making fun of family quirks is a violation of TOS