Friday Game

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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because I have a tiger too. But I begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed 'ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on.'

I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing and Pitt inside fridge I heard laughing from a naked Angelina Jolie 'Hey what did you do to Brad's finger?" I replied "Where in this world is Jennifer to kick your a$$ homewrecker!!!" But, after this, who was going to explain this to my daughter Kelly who should have been coming down to breakfast? But she ran off with the runcible spoon, thanks to Bettle Juice

She met him while swimming across the English Channel with a school of whales, and their song reverberated to the shores of somewhere far far away. She knew he was in route to Dubai for