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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because i have a tiger to. But i begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on. I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing

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K-1 Visa Journey

04/20/2006 - file our I-129f.

09/14/2006 - US Embassy interview. Ask Lauren to marry me again, just to make sure. Says Yes. Phew!

10/02/2006 - Fly to New York, EAD at JFK, I'm in!!

10/14/2006 - Married! The perfect wedding day.

AOS Journey

10/23/2006 - AOS and EAD filed

05/29/2007 - RFE (lost medical)

08/02/2007 - RFE received back at CSC

08/10/2007 - Card Production ordered

08/17/2007 - Green Card Arrives

Removing Conditions

05/08/2009 - I-751 Mailed

05/13/2009 - NOA1

06/12/2009 - Biometrics Appointment

09/24/2009 - Approved (twice)

10/10/2009 - Card Production Ordered

10/13/2009 - Card Production Ordered (Again?)

10/19/2009 - Green Card Received (Dated 10/13/19)

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Savanphil   3

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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because i have a tiger to. But i begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on. I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing. I heard a noise

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12/03/2005: Married

10/13/2006: Interview Approved

10/26/2006: POE: EWR (ARRIVED) [/size]

182 days from filing to Visa in Hand!!![/color]

AOS/EAD

01/22/2007: Sent to The Lockbox.....let the games begin.....again

02/02/2007: NOA1's for both....the waiting game officially begins

02/15/2007: Biometrics appt.

04/11/2007: EAD APPROVED!! YI-HAW

04/21/2007: Received SSN#

05/23/2007: AOS Interview -------> APPROOOOOOVED!!!!!!

05/29/2007: Received Welcome letter

06/04/2007: Green Card in Hand!!!

122 Days from filing AOS to Green Card in Hand!!!

REMOVING CONDITIONS

05/21/2009: Filed to Remove Conditions

6/18/2009: Biometrics Done

09/14/2009: Approved!!!

Citizenship

2/15/2011: Filed N-400

3/28/2011: Biometrics <-- Done

5/09/2011: Naturalization Interview <--- APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/09/2011: Swearing in Ceremony (We're Done)

MY HUSBAND IS NOW A US CITIZEN

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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because i have a tiger to. But i begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on. I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing and Pitt inside fridge i heard a noise coming from my nailed pink sox

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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because i have a tiger to. But i begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on. I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing and Pitt inside fridge

2005/07/10 I-129F filed for Pras

2005/11/07 I-129F approved, forwarded to NVC--to Chennai Consulate 2005/11/14

2005/12/02 Packet-3 received from Chennai

2005/12/21 Visa Interview Date

2006/04/04 Pras' entry into US at DTW

2006/04/15 Church Wedding at Novi (Detroit suburb), MI

2006/05/01 AOS Packet (I-485/I-131/I-765) filed at Chicago

2006/08/23 AP and EAD approved. Two down, 1.5 to go

2006/10/13 Pras' I-485 interview--APPROVED!

2006/10/27 Pras' conditional GC arrives -- .5 to go (2 yrs to Conditions Removal)

2008/07/21 I-751 (conditions removal) filed

2008/08/22 I-751 biometrics completed

2009/06/18 I-751 approved

2009/07/03 10-year GC received; last 0.5 done!

2009/07/23 Pras files N-400

2009/11/16 My 46TH birthday, Pras N-400 approved

2010/03/18 Pras' swear-in

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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because i have a tiger to. But i begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on. I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing and Pitt inside fridge I heard laughing from

Refusing to use the spellchick!

I have put you on ignore. No really, I have, but you are still ruining my enjoyment of this site. .

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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because i have a tiger to. But i begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on. I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing and Pitt inside fridge i called all VJ

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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fozzie   41

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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because i have a tiger to. But i begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on. I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing and Pitt inside fridge I heard laughing from a naked angelina jolie

K-1 Visa Journey

04/20/2006 - file our I-129f.

09/14/2006 - US Embassy interview. Ask Lauren to marry me again, just to make sure. Says Yes. Phew!

10/02/2006 - Fly to New York, EAD at JFK, I'm in!!

10/14/2006 - Married! The perfect wedding day.

AOS Journey

10/23/2006 - AOS and EAD filed

05/29/2007 - RFE (lost medical)

08/02/2007 - RFE received back at CSC

08/10/2007 - Card Production ordered

08/17/2007 - Green Card Arrives

Removing Conditions

05/08/2009 - I-751 Mailed

05/13/2009 - NOA1

06/12/2009 - Biometrics Appointment

09/24/2009 - Approved (twice)

10/10/2009 - Card Production Ordered

10/13/2009 - Card Production Ordered (Again?)

10/19/2009 - Green Card Received (Dated 10/13/19)

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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because i have a tiger to. But i begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on. I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing and Pitt inside fridge I heard laughing from a naked angelina jolie hey what did you

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because i have a tiger to. But i begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on. I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing and Pitt inside fridge I heard laughing from a naked angelina jolie hey what did you do to Brad's finger.

DCF - London

18 Jul 04 - Police Certificate Requested

19 Jul 04 - I-130 sent

22 Jul 04 - NOA I-130 logged with INS

29 Jul 04 - DS230 sent

29 Jul 04 - Had vaccinations

14 Aug 04 - Police Certificate Received

30 Sept 04 - I-130 approved

30 Nov 04 - Received I-864 from co sponsor

04 Dec 04 - Sent DS2001

13 Jan 05 - Interview date 04 Feb 05

04 Feb 05 - VISA APPROVED!!!

08 Feb 05 - Proud owner of IR-1 Visa

09 Jun 05 - Arrived in the USA

24 April 09 - US Citizen

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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because i have a tiger to. But i begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on. I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing and Pitt inside fridge I heard laughing from a naked angelina jolie hey what did you do to Brad's finger. I replied where......

12/03/2005: Married

10/13/2006: Interview Approved

10/26/2006: POE: EWR (ARRIVED) [/size]

182 days from filing to Visa in Hand!!![/color]

AOS/EAD

01/22/2007: Sent to The Lockbox.....let the games begin.....again

02/02/2007: NOA1's for both....the waiting game officially begins

02/15/2007: Biometrics appt.

04/11/2007: EAD APPROVED!! YI-HAW

04/21/2007: Received SSN#

05/23/2007: AOS Interview -------> APPROOOOOOVED!!!!!!

05/29/2007: Received Welcome letter

06/04/2007: Green Card in Hand!!!

122 Days from filing AOS to Green Card in Hand!!!

REMOVING CONDITIONS

05/21/2009: Filed to Remove Conditions

6/18/2009: Biometrics Done

09/14/2009: Approved!!!

Citizenship

2/15/2011: Filed N-400

3/28/2011: Biometrics <-- Done

5/09/2011: Naturalization Interview <--- APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/09/2011: Swearing in Ceremony (We're Done)

MY HUSBAND IS NOW A US CITIZEN

Proudmomwife.gifI_love_my_baby_boy.gif

3051_1113026182751_1139795553_30500807_687968_s.jpgZackie.jpgthumb_3051_1113025702739_1139795553_30500806_7039703_s.jpg

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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because i have a tiger to. But i begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on. I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing and Pitt inside fridge I heard laughing from a naked angelina jolie hey what did you do to Brad's finger. I replied where in this world is

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because i have a tiger to. But i begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on. I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing and Pitt inside fridge I heard laughing from a naked angelina jolie hey what did you do to Brad's finger. I replied where in this world is Jennifer to kick your...

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Savanphil   3

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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because i have a tiger to. But i begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on. I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing and Pitt inside fridge I heard laughing from a naked angelina jolie hey what did you do to Brad's finger. I replied where in this world is Jennifer to kick your a$$ homewrecker!!!

Edited by Savanphil

12/03/2005: Married

10/13/2006: Interview Approved

10/26/2006: POE: EWR (ARRIVED) [/size]

182 days from filing to Visa in Hand!!![/color]

AOS/EAD

01/22/2007: Sent to The Lockbox.....let the games begin.....again

02/02/2007: NOA1's for both....the waiting game officially begins

02/15/2007: Biometrics appt.

04/11/2007: EAD APPROVED!! YI-HAW

04/21/2007: Received SSN#

05/23/2007: AOS Interview -------> APPROOOOOOVED!!!!!!

05/29/2007: Received Welcome letter

06/04/2007: Green Card in Hand!!!

122 Days from filing AOS to Green Card in Hand!!!

REMOVING CONDITIONS

05/21/2009: Filed to Remove Conditions

6/18/2009: Biometrics Done

09/14/2009: Approved!!!

Citizenship

2/15/2011: Filed N-400

3/28/2011: Biometrics <-- Done

5/09/2011: Naturalization Interview <--- APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5/09/2011: Swearing in Ceremony (We're Done)

MY HUSBAND IS NOW A US CITIZEN

Proudmomwife.gifI_love_my_baby_boy.gif

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brnidokiegurl   0

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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because i have a tiger to. But i begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on. I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing and Pitt inside fridge I heard laughing from a naked angelina jolie hey what did you do to Brad's finger. I replied where in this world is Jennifer to kick your a$$ homewrecker!!! but after all this

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

-------------

11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

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Today I woke up and quickly found that my cat had disappeared. Which might have scared me terribly because i have a tiger to. But i begin to grab my pink sox from the floor where I nailed them last night. The refrigerator, where I had left my coffee, opened suddenly and, Brad Pitt was inside. I stood there, speachless as he ate a 3 week old sandwich. Deeply disturbed I closed my eyes in shock. I slammed the door and he screamed ouch you caught my FINGER. It's swollen like nothing I had ever laid my eyes on. I grabbed my cell and called the emergency services. While explaining my cat was missing and Pitt inside fridge I heard laughing from a naked angelina jolie hey what did you do to Brad's finger. I replied where in this world is Jennifer to kick your a$$ homewrecker!!! But, after this, who was going to

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