THOUGHTS...

[hampster 0]

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why do we say something is out of whack?

What's a whack?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",

and you put your two cents in,

what happens to the other penny?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker??

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?

It's just stale bread to begin with.

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? B)

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence,

in the English language.

Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,

models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,

and dry cleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,

would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses,

of bald men?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . .they're cramming for their finals.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up In the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning

would be if it didn't zigzag?

Do you think that, if I played a blank tape at full blast, mimes would go nuts?

If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

ENJOY

Paul

Edited January 26, 2007 by hampster

[Henia 11]

Thanx...good start to the weekend Laughing can almost cure anything. I needed that after this week

[hampster 0]

Well they say "Laughter is the Best Medicine" for what ails you.

And it is always good to laugh.

Cheers

Paul

[Henia 11]

Right on!

[Bootylicious!! 2]

I've seen that before but it always makes me laugh. :lol:

[Savanphil 3]

here's one of my old favs.

"If Electricity comes from Electrons, does Morality come from Morons?"

[hampster 0]

That was Shocking :energetic:

[Fandango 1,440]

some of those were REALLY funny

[hampster 0]

It's good for your sanity just to laugh sometimes

Edited January 26, 2007 by hampster

[Ban Hammer 13,651]

here's one of my old favs.

"If Electricity comes from Electrons, does Morality come from Morons?"

what does baby oil come from?

[Mary Lou 682]

Those were great!!

[hampster 0]

here's one of my old favs.

"If Electricity comes from Electrons, does Morality come from Morons?"

what does baby oil come from?

Well Popeye and Olive Oil had a baby and called it Baby Olive

[maggieNomar 0]

here's one of my old favs.

"If Electricity comes from Electrons, does Morality come from Morons?"

what does baby oil come from?