Tiananmen Square 2.0, A New Comedy

[SAT 9,609]

"are you going to trust some grease ball in Hong Kong with your hard earned illicit cash Jing? You come to us because you trust us!.....ok...tell you what.....8 cents on the dollar.....ok? that's the best I can do....."

Edited October 5, 2014 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

"ok, ju got it mang.....I take some of that action....."

[SAT 9,609]

"wait....me didn't get my Rolrex yet!......tyranny!....."

Edited October 6, 2014 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

"This not fun no more....me go home.....me love democracy long time....."

[SAT 9,609]

"Waw...haw haw haw.....me a win....you a roose!....."

[SAT 9,609]

"me'll be bock!"

[SAT 9,609]

Syrian Kurds say air strikes push Islamic State back from Kobani

By Daren Butler and Jonny Hogg

"Oh no....where me gonna get my favorite yogurt now......"

[SAT 9,609]

"I destroy America!"

"Ah...hahahaha....you stupid bastage........you're too late! ah hahahaha......"

[Caryh 5,206]

While stupid brother gets rost on his way to Hong Kong, I take over beroved homerand. He be sreeping with his uncre soon.

[SAT 9,609]

Meanwhile in China......

"waw.....me rove umbrerra revorution long time......"

The cost of starting a Chinese umbrella factory?

1500- 99 cents chairs. Whats that about 2000 bucks?

[Caryh 5,206]

You wouldn't hit a man with grasses, oh clap you would

[SAT 9,609]

he better watch it or he'll scratch that Rolrex....

[Caryh 5,206]

he better watch it or he'll scratch that Rolrex....

don't worry, its Lorlex

[SAT 9,609]

then he'll rip the strap on his LV purse.....

[Caryh 5,206]

then he'll rip the strap on his LV purse.....

And what is a guy doing with a LV purse? They all gay over there now?