First Ebola Case Diagnosed in U.S. Confirmed by CDC

[Ban Hammer 13,676]

yes, a microscope. are you planning on hanging trophies on the wall?

to the right of the dust mites

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

Bringing Ebola to our shores was his last ditch effort to infect everyone with some type of diease that would require expensive drugs and treatments that the average person couldn't afford thus boosting enrollment in his signature government insurance scheme called Obamacare.

You've got it all figured out.

[GandD 5,966]

The O-guy (or prez for short) who wasn't at fault for leaving the door unlocked when he left, forgot to lock the door to our border; not his border though. So, he sent 3000 troops down there to shoot it.

The person came in on a flight. This has nothing to do with the southern border.

Epidemiologists anticipate one major disease outbreak every generation. This may be that one.

Nah. Edited October 1, 2014 by GandD

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

The person came in on a flight. This has nothing to so with the southern border.

Surely you jest.

[MyLittlePony 340]

Buy ammo let all go shoot a virus no one cant see.

[LibCampFireClub 635]

The O-guy (or prez for short) who wasn't at fault for leaving the door unlocked when he left, forgot to lock the door to our border; not his border though. So, he sent 3000 troops down there to shoot it.

The person came in on a flight. This has nothing to do with the southern border.

If the prez slowed down just a little bit, it just might help him remember to lock the White House door behind him. Or wait, that's the secret service's fault, right? He threw that 'buck stops here' sign away in 2008.

Oh, here's a thought. He sent 3000 troops down there to shoot the virus in a place that's growing Ebola like Colorado grows weed. Folks who wanna come to the US from the Ebola factory should be medically cleared before travel to the US by a team of 3000 US doctors. How about that? Or maybe bullets work better at shooting it?

[decocker 7,198]

If the prez slowed down just a little bit, it just might help him remember to lock the White House door behind him. Or wait, that's the secret service's fault, right? He threw that 'buck stops here' sign away in 2008.

Oh, here's a thought. He sent 3000 troops down there to shoot the virus in a place that's growing Ebola like Colorado grows weed. Folks who wanna come to the US from the Ebola factory should be medically cleared before travel to the US by a team of 3000 US doctors. How about that? Or maybe bullets work better at shooting it?

wow.

[B_J 2,752]

The person came in on a flight. This has nothing to do with the southern border.

There's blacks in Africa. Can we blame this on the blacks?

I really want to find a way to blame the Muslims too.

It's the black Muslims. Obama is their leader and they're causing all these problems.

ARGH !!!!!!!!!1

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

If the prez slowed down just a little bit, it just might help him remember to lock the White House door behind him. Or wait, that's the secret service's fault, right? He threw that 'buck stops here' sign away in 2008.

Oh, here's a thought. He sent 3000 troops down there to shoot the virus in a place that's growing Ebola like Colorado grows weed. Folks who wanna come to the US from the Ebola factory should be medically cleared before travel to the US by a team of 3000 US doctors. How about that? Or maybe bullets work better at shooting it?

For someone who talks about personal responsibility, you sure do blame everything on someone else(Obama). Maybe if you took responsibility for your own life, you'd be better off. But I guess it's easier to pass the buck as you say.

[UncleBeer 244]

we don't have a border wall, let alone a lockable border door.

Yeah. Thanks O'bama.

Edited October 1, 2014 by UncleBeer

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Yeah. Thanks O'bama.

Indulging your daily 'two-minutes hate' I see ;-)

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

Indulging your daily 'two-minutes hate' I see ;-)

I think the people here who hate Obama must have that movie on an everlasting loop played on every TV and radio station they own. It's like they're obsessed with him.

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I think the people here who hate Obama must have that movie on an everlasting loop played on every TV and radio station they own. It's like they're obsessed with him.

I like how Obama is now O'bama, like he's Irish or something. I don't get it...

[decocker 7,198]

Yeah. Thanks O'bama.

so you think a great wall around america would be a sound investment?

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

I like how Obama is now O'bama, like he's Irish or something. I don't get it...

Or 0bama, which is equally stupid. I guess we're deniers then.