CATCHING THE CAT ON NEW YEARS

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We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We

turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on,

Covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house.

We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always

Tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The

cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that The

house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi Driver

that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my

mother."

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I Said,

As we drove away. "That stupid ###### was hiding under the bed. I had To

poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to Take

off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a Blanket

to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her Fat ###

Downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car...