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ktun   0

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Are they sure he doesn't have one of those inflatable tubes implanted and he isn't just pumping it back up again?

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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amen sister karo..amen

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Tiksman   0

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damm how annoying would that be to have a permanent erection ........least he always ready for action I guess

worst part must be when he knows he has to pee but can't get it down...

hopefully he's not married so he won't have to deal with a wife angry about urine on the wall!

don't all men piss on the wall...regardless of erection level... :whistle:

Depends on your shoe size

DA##$ :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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08/03/2006 Sent AOS paperwork to Chicago lockbox

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isleta521   5

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Harald Krahmoeller said: "Only patients with acute medical problems can stay out of jail and I don't regard him as an acute case. I hope to have him behind bars within two weeks."

Will see if the evidence stands up in court :P

10Yr GC arrived 07/02/09 - Naturalization is next

The drama begins - again!

And now the drama ends - they took the Green card . . .

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almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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Harald Krahmoeller said: "Only patients with acute medical problems can stay out of jail and I don't regard him as an acute case. I hope to have him behind bars within two weeks."

Will see if the evidence stands up in court :P

:lol: just wrong

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

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mercuryroad   0

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Harald Krahmoeller said: "Only patients with acute medical problems can stay out of jail and I don't regard him as an acute case. I hope to have him behind bars within two weeks."

Will see if the evidence stands up in court :P

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!

With a permanent erection, I can confidently say the prosectution won't get any rest baby!

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

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2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

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