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w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r   123

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A German burglar has escaped a prison sentence - because he suffers from a permanent erection.

Maurice Baumann, 32, was sentenced to a year's jail for burgling homes in the British army garrison town of Bielefeld.

But he escaped prison after entering hospital as an "emergency case" for his unrelenting priapism.

After a week's treatment, doctors admitted they were only able to get his manhood down to "half-mast".

Baumann told a court in Bielefeld: "I woke up one morning with a hard-on. I didn't think anything of it - that happens to men a lot. But mine never went down."

A medical report revealed that doctors stuck needles in his manhood for 90 minutes in an attempt to reduce its size. But five minutes later it was erect again.

They also injected medication into it but that didn't help either.

A court ruled that he could stay out of jail while his problem persisted but the chief prosecutor of Bielefeld is not happy.

Harald Krahmoeller said: "Only patients with acute medical problems can stay out of jail and I don't regard him as an acute case. I hope to have him behind bars within two weeks."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1755011.html

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A German burglar has escaped a prison sentence - because he suffers from a permanent erection.

Maurice Baumann, 32, was sentenced to a year's jail for burgling homes in the British army garrison town of Bielefeld.

But he escaped prison after entering hospital as an "emergency case" for his unrelenting priapism.

After a week's treatment, doctors admitted they were only able to get his manhood down to "half-mast".

Baumann told a court in Bielefeld: "I woke up one morning with a hard-on. I didn't think anything of it - that happens to men a lot. But mine never went down."

A medical report revealed that doctors stuck needles in his manhood for 90 minutes in an attempt to reduce its size. But five minutes later it was erect again.

They also injected medication into it but that didn't help either.

A court ruled that he could stay out of jail while his problem persisted but the chief prosecutor of Bielefeld is not happy.

Harald Krahmoeller said: "Only patients with acute medical problems can stay out of jail and I don't regard him as an acute case. I hope to have him behind bars within two weeks."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1755011.html

He must be pretty popular in that prison.

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damm how annoying would that be to have a permanent erection ........least he always ready for action I guess

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w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r   123

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damm how annoying would that be to have a permanent erection ........least he always ready for action I guess

worst part must be when he knows he has to pee but can't get it down...

hopefully he's not married so he won't have to deal with a wife angry about urine on the wall!

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damm how annoying would that be to have a permanent erection ........least he always ready for action I guess

worst part must be when he knows he has to pee but can't get it down...

hopefully he's not married so he won't have to deal with a wife angry about urine on the wall!

hahahahaha aint that the truth

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damm how annoying would that be to have a permanent erection ........least he always ready for action I guess

worst part must be when he knows he has to pee but can't get it down...

hopefully he's not married so he won't have to deal with a wife angry about urine on the wall!

I suppose he could always do hand stands.

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damm how annoying would that be to have a permanent erection ........least he always ready for action I guess

worst part must be when he knows he has to pee but can't get it down...

hopefully he's not married so he won't have to deal with a wife angry about urine on the wall!

I suppose he could always do hand stands.

:lol::lol::lol:

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damm how annoying would that be to have a permanent erection ........least he always ready for action I guess

worst part must be when he knows he has to pee but can't get it down...

hopefully he's not married so he won't have to deal with a wife angry about urine on the wall!

don't all men piss on the wall...regardless of erection level... :whistle:

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damm how annoying would that be to have a permanent erection ........least he always ready for action I guess

worst part must be when he knows he has to pee but can't get it down...

hopefully he's not married so he won't have to deal with a wife angry about urine on the wall!

don't all men piss on the wall...regardless of erection level... :whistle:

Depends on your shoe size

12/5/05 Sent I129F Petition to Nebraska via Express Mail

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01/04/06 Receive NOA2 via e-mail

1/20/06 NVC letter in mail...will ship within a week.

2/1/06 Packet 3 and 4 in the mail

3/15/06 Interview - neither approved nor declined need to send in Migratory Movement Certificate AP

3/20/06 Migratory Movement Certificate for myself and fiancee sent to US Embassy in Lima

3/23/06 Visa Approved

5/19/06 I leave for Peru to pick up mi amor

5/25/06 Lucia and I arrive in Chicago

7/01/06 Legal Marriage

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damm how annoying would that be to have a permanent erection ........least he always ready for action I guess

worst part must be when he knows he has to pee but can't get it down...

hopefully he's not married so he won't have to deal with a wife angry about urine on the wall!

don't all men piss on the wall...regardless of erection level... :whistle:

Depends on your shoe size

yeah i guess so... :blush:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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don't all men piss on the wall...regardless of erection level... :whistle:

Depends on your shoe size

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Ahhh.... the nicknames he's gonna get...

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That must HURT!

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