Post-Threesome Hamburger Meat Taste Test Leads to Bathroom Brawl

[Karee 4,191]

Threesomes are a tricky business, especially when you involve things like raw meat and feelings. According to The Bay City Times, one Michigan man could now be headed to jail after a hamburger meat taste test between three sex friends in a bathtub went awry last weekend.

According to court records, married couple Martin and Daniela Miller invited a homeless man, Michael Chaney, into their home last week to have sex with them. Martin then got his feelings hurt after Daniela and Chaney had some one-on-one time. Perhaps to make up for this indiscretion, Chaney decided to make hamburgers for the Millers.

Things got less sexy after that. The Bay City Times reports:

Chaney brought a spoonful of meat into the bathroom to have them taste-test it, but Martin Miller threw the meat into the tub in which his wife bathed, both Chaney and Daniela Miller told police.

Chaney brought a second spoonful of meat, and Martin Miller again tossed it into the tub water, the witnesses told police. Chaney told Miller to stop wasting food and walked into another room. Martin Miller followed him and threatened to beat him up, Chaney said.

Chaney told Miller to go ahead, at which point Miller kicked him in the chest, pushed his wife out of the way and choked Chaney, both Chaney and Daniela Miller told police. Chaney said Miller told him he was going to kill him, then he blacked out. When he awoke, he and Daniela Miller walked to the hospital, they said.

Police questioned Martin Miller about the incident, and he told them, "I am a marine. When someone challenges me I go into kill mode." He now faces up to 10 years in jail if convicted of assault by strangulation. In his defense, he says he was just joking about the hamburger meat and Chaney was being an "#######."

Source: http://gawker.com/post-threesome-hamburger-meat-taste-test-leads-to-bathr-1635823974

[Jacque67 7,328]

The life of a cop!

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

I thought this was the daily currant...

[Teddy B 17,252]

This story gets my #######? award of the day.

[decocker 7,198]

"three sex friends" what is 'sex friends' lol

[Teddy B 17,252]

"three sex friends" what is 'sex friends' lol

I'm still trying to figure out the hamburg angle.

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

This story gets my #######? award of the day.

I have no idea what you just said.

[Teddy B 17,252]

I have no idea what you just said.

I'd like to to tell you, but it just comes out looking like this ######. The guitar adds a good beat to it.

[GandD 5,966]

Me too.

[The Nature Boy 4,224]

"three sex friends" what is 'sex friends' lol

Really?

[decocker 7,198]

Really?

sounds esl to me.

I'm still trying to figure out the hamburg angle.

i didn't even get that far.

[We Keep Receipts 9,238]

I'd like to to tell you, but it just comes out looking like this ######. The guitar adds a good beat to it.

It's like buying a clean version of any explicit CD. A bunch of bells and whistle that leave you inquiring what the #### was just said.

[Teddy B 17,252]

According to court records, married couple Martin and Daniela Miller invited a homeless man, Michael Chaney, into their home last week to have sex with them. Martin then got his feelings hurt after Daniela and Chaney had some one-on-one time. Perhaps to make up for this indiscretion, Chaney decided to make hamburgers for the Millers.

Things got less sexy after that. The Bay City Times reports:

Chaney brought a spoonful of meat into the bathroom to have them taste-test it, but Martin Miller threw the meat into the tub in which his wife bathed, both Chaney and Daniela Miller told police.

You might want to think things through before you let a homeless dude have some one on one time with the Mrs.

At least he tried to make dinner.

[OnMyWayID 1,489]

Someone posted up her facebook page...

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004260435394

Husband *not* on the friends list.. Homeless man *is* on the friends list.

She is also listed as single and in a relationship with the homeless man.

I'm going back to assuming everyone just lies when talking with or about the police.

Edited September 18, 2014 by OnMyWayID

[Teddy B 17,252]

Someone posted up her facebook page...

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004260435394

Husband *not* on the friends list.. Homeless man *is* on the friends list.

She is also listed as single and in a relationship with the homeless man.

I'm going back to assuming everyone just lies when talking with or about the police.

Homeless dudes are on facebook?