Thrilla In Wasilla: Palin Speaks Out, Blames Obama For Bar Brawl

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

There you have it.

Thrilla In Wasilla: Palin Speaks Out, Blames Obama For Bar Brawl

The Palins have kept quiet regarding the melee, but on Saturday, Palin spoke with a local newspaper in Wasilla, Alaska while out shopping for groceries.

“I won’t say, you know, who threw the first punch or who did what, and you can’t trust the `lamestream’ media to tell the story true, based on what a bunch of liberals are saying to the press, but my family has been through a lot here, so we don’t want you media types harassing them,” Palin angrily told the reporter. “I’ll answer your questions but only this once, and then I want you leaving us alone, okay? Okay?”

The reporter asked how the fighting started, to which Palin, annoyed, responded. “I already said I wouldn’t tell you that, but it’s over now. If you really want to know who threw that first punch, it was Barack Hussein Obama. That’s who threw the punch. Stuff like this, it never happened when Ronald Reagan was our Commander in Chief, and it didn’t happen under Bush. And like, Obama could try to blame Bush or whoever, but that’s just what he does, passing the buck all the time.”

The reporter then asked how the fight was President Obama’s fault. “I’m just doing what you media types do, and tying it all together. Was Obama there? No he wasn’t, but you knew that. Do I still think it was his fault? Of course I do, and that’s plain as day. If you can’t make the connection there then you’re just not going to understand if I try to explain it to you.”

Palin later admitted that reports of her having been physically engaged in the fight herself were accurate. “Look, I’m a mama grizzly, and a mama grizzly will protect her cubs no matter what. But I won’t, you know, say how or why I did whatever I did. Let’s just say, I sent that message, and they got it.”

[JohnR! 5,495]

I am beginning to suspect English is not her first language either, unless she is speaking in her native Canadian dialect...

On the upside, we can sleep peacefully knowing she is watching the Russians from her front porch in case they try to pull a fast one over Murkha.

[lostinblue 1,989]

Dog you have any photos of the fight ... 70 persons were in the room according to entertainment tonight and looks like everyone forgot their cell phones....Not one person. snapped a photo of this famous fight., not one person shot a video ...

[Pooky 3,786]

I am beginning to suspect English is not her first language either, unless she is speaking in her native Canadian dialect...

Or the satirist is exaggerating for dramatic effect.

]On the upside, we can sleep peacefully knowing she is watching the Russians from her front porch in case they try to pull a fast one over Murkha.

Funnily enough, she never said that, either, no matter what common folklore would have you believe.

[rlogan 2,036]

This adds to her attractiveness, not detracts. Not for running the country, no. For a good roll in the hay? Absolutely.

Palin later admitted that reports of her having been physically engaged in the fight herself were accurate. “Look, I’m a mama grizzly, and a mama grizzly will protect her cubs no matter what. But I won’t, you know, say how or why I did whatever I did. Let’s just say, I sent that message, and they got it.”

I wasn't of this opinion before, but I'm coming around to thinking this girl is kind of hot. The brain is optional on this unit.

[JohnR! 5,495]

:rofl:

Right on the money!

This adds to her attractiveness, not detracts. Not for running the country, no. For a good roll in the hay? Absolutely.

I wasn't of this opinion before, but I'm coming around to thinking this girl is kind of hot. The brain is optional on this unit.

[LibCampFireClub 635]

Sarah has a more bottom friendly appearance than the first lady: