I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[SAT 9,609]

Oh no! Now I feel responsible for the many eye pains.

Suggest fuming inside in future?

Appreciate the gesture though

I hope venting here helps you a little. You do a lot.

Much more than any other lazy woman that posts here in this thread.

I'm going to have to declare you the winner of the "VJ best wife" contest.

And now, I must disappear before the rest of these broads kill me......

[Asia 2,496]

I hope venting here helps you a little. You do a lot.

Much more than any other lazy woman that posts here in this thread.

You meant "much more than my lazy wife"

BTW - what does it mean when somebody called me "pinicky girl"?

I have no idea what it means, so I dunno if I should get angry or not

[SAT 9,609]

Stretches goat getting burned.....

[SAT 9,609]

You meant "much more than my lazy wife"

BTW - what does it mean when somebody called me "pinicky girl"?

I have no idea what it means, so I dunno if I should get angry or not

Oh tiff is not lazy, she just likes to spend her energy sleeping and not cooking....

2- when someone calls you a pinicky girl, that means that they think you are pinicky....

Now all ya gotta do is find out what the word "pinicky" means.....

Ask the tard who used this word. I dun think it exists....

Edited September 25, 2014 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

1. , she'd have kicked my hindquarters thoroughly and long before now, ouch man.

That's when you get to stab her in da butt with a fork, ya dopey orange peel.....

[Asia 2,496]

Oh tiff is not lazy, she just likes to spend her energy sleeping and not cooking....

2- when someone calls you a finicky girl, that means that they think you are pinicky....

Now all ya gotta do is find out what the word "pinicky" means.....

Ask the tard who used this word. I dun think it exists....

1) Just like I said... Lazy

2) I'm not gonna ask him. I suspect it's something pejorative, since I didn't agree with something what that person wrote. But it's all good

[SAT 9,609]

1) Just like I said... Lazy

2) I'm not gonna ask him. I suspect it's something pejorative, since I didn't agree with something what that person wrote. But it's all good

Say this to him......

"Quiet boy, if I wanted to hear from a douche, I'd put my ear on a box of summer's eve"

[SAT 9,609]

Oh craps....I gotta get ready for work...

What I look like, you guys that don't have to go ta work?

Edited September 25, 2014 by SAT

[Asia 2,496]

Oh craps....I gotta get ready for work...

What I look like, you guys that don't have to go ta work?

Yes! That's exactly what you look like to us

After all you're drinking coffee, having lunch, breaking office supplies and ranting for he whole days

Edited September 25, 2014 by Asia

[Ontarkie 14,193]

Bah i work all day and night you slacker!

[Ontarkie 14,193]

I may have decided to leave and start again *many* years ago if it wasn't for our daughters. I can't put my stepdaughters through another divorce and I can't bear the thought of my little one having to deal with two different homes/countries. (if he'd even let us go back to the UK)

Going to apply the British stiff upper lip and make the best of it all - which isn't that terrible. But it's nice to unload/rant and not take on all this pressure or blame about being the perfect wife when you're completely isolated and apart from your usual support systems.

This made me think of you!

What do you do all day??

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, and so was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.

As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor.

Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pyjamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'

She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'

Yes,' was his incredulous reply.

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'

Edited September 25, 2014 by Ontarkie

[SAT 9,609]

Yes! That's exactly what you look like to us

After all you're drinking coffee, having lunch, breaking office supplies and ranting for he whole days

Fyi.......

I do plenty around here....

Brain power, see man?

Experience.....si man......

This place is a symphony of work, and I'm the conductor......

It is a money train, and I'm the engineer.....

It is the goat herd of life, and I'm the shepherd.....

It's the cesspool of Destiny, and I'm the Tarklar.....

Si man.....

[SAT 9,609]

With that said, it's time to work on breakfast

Bah i work all day and night you slacker!

Oh yeah? Well I don't see ya outside smokin the turkey and peddling the moonshine.....

[*Snowdrop* 604]

BTW - what does it mean when somebody called me "pinicky girl"?

I have no idea what it means, so I dunno if I should get angry or not

Did he mean finicky? Maybe it's a mash-up of picky and finicky?

[SAT 9,609]

Ed Zachary......

(That's "exactly" in Chinese)