I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[SAT 9,609]

huh? no hablo espanol.....

anyway, gotta read stories to the kid....later.....

[kitthekat 1,317]

I went to smoke a cigarette, came back and found this on my desk......

Question is....what does she want from me.......

why is your desk calendar still on august?

How does this weird stuff happen to you?

no idea...

PRC lady?

caucasian!

Tomorrow night may be a once-in-a-blue-moon opportunity to cook myself a real curry, as the better half and munchkin will be away for the evening and won't be back in time to stop my nefarious culinary escapade.

mmm i love the smell of curry...especially the smell of cloves, cardamom, cinnamon and sliced red onions sizzling and spitting in a bed of fragrant ghee...just had dinner but now i'm hungry again

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Et....tu.......brute.........

English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak. Reported!!!!!!!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

The wife let one loose in her sleep that chased me out of the room.

Wait till a cat farts on you, stink man.

Keep that thought for the next Many pages then

Study Polish Math for the next Many years, oj tak.

taking it tomorrow at Many am.

That narrows it down, oj tak.

Asia I just got a Many dollar business idea.....

You'll be rich man!

$i man!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Asia isn't a man.

Oj nie.

it was a figure of speech man.....

Oj tak.

Can't wait to get home and attempt to nap.

The only thought running through my mind each and every minute of every day, oj zzz.

Nap now at work.

The only other thought running through my mind each and every minute of every day, oj zzz.

there so many other things about Poles to laugh at.

Their mathematical system, for one; their failure to practice it effectively, for two; and their inability to support its consistent use among other nationalities, for Many, oj tak.

her sleeping next to me on her back all Many legs spread....cracks me up.

Failure to adhere to Polish Math is no laughing matter, oj nie.

manok bola bola tonight

Is that legal? And English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak. Reported!!!!!!!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

It is called Teh Tarik

It is called English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak. Reported!!!!!!!

EWWWW

Now, this is good English, si man, and we have another Polish sort to consort with Asia, oj tak. Welcome to the thread, si man! Be aware of the Polish mathematical system in use here: one, two, many, many, many...

Thanks. First time in Many years....

No thanks, oj nie, for your having yet again failed P-Math...

I need a exercise partner.

If you're healthy enough to exercise, you're healthy enough not to, D ma'am.

Edited September 12, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,309]

nefarious culinary escapade

Non-British-only outside the non-UK regional forums, oj tak. Reported!!!!!!!

I'm outnumbered in the curry liking stakes.

Try currying their favo(u)r of the flavo(u)r, si man.

1. mmm curry I love the smell !!

2. tripe...it smells nasty and tastes nasty

1. I can refer you to some of the motels at which I've stayed, smell ma'am.

2. Post a negative review on TripeAdvisor.com, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,309]

oh oh so I went and bought baby back ribs

Have you bought the ingredients for the brownies yet, huh ma'am?

Any failure to follow through on the Final Act will result in massive disappointment here and No Justice there, si and no ma'am.

Trying to decide which incarnation of Bowie I want to be for Halloween.

Maryland, si ma'am! Go as Bowie, Maryland!

Or as the health club that once stood at the Alamo, in which case you can explain that you are Gym Bowie, see ma'am.

blood pudding

What the dickens is this, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,309]

no hablo espanol

Powiedziałem, po angielsku poza regionalne fora, oj tak!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Rant, see man:

It is common knowledge that Mrs. T-B. bought me cheap, si and she man.

However, why must she buy deep cheap*, huh man?

*Deep Cheap, n. - Cheap (e.g., tortilla cheap), suitable for deep, such as salsa or guacamole deep, see man.

I found the expertly hidden, previously unopened bag of these cheap and have eaten most of them, sigh and ingest man.

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Here is a fairly recent mug-shot of the devious culprit, see she man, with guilt indelibly written all over her face, see man:

Edited September 12, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Thursday report, see man:

Encountered frustrating traffic on way to office, grrr man.

Rapidly met and exceeded sales quota for pre-owned toilet seats (all via cold calls), $i man.

Considered, multiple times, falling asleep at desk, zzz man.

Will not admit, multiple times, to having fallen asleep at desk, no zzz man.

Returned to casa; played Trains with Mini-B., wee man.

Gloriously napped with cat, miu zzz man.

Was personally awakened by Mini-B. mere seconds before alarm went off, wee end zzz man.

Alternated channels between Thursday-night football and late news, flip man.

Ate entire bag of deep cheap in two sittings, sigh and ingest and sigh and ingest man.

Between sittings, played Wrappers with cat, miu man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babes, Singapuras, non-rubia Canadiennes, et al.!

Edited September 12, 2014 by TBoneTX

[kitthekat 1,317]

missing home so so bad

found out that even though i get a decent number of vacation days, it's really hard to get time off approved by management. so many people just get their requests denied because of "manpower issues". i was also basically told that since i have no equivalent, i.e. no one else employed by the company does what i do, no one can cover me while i'm gone, so it is unlikely that long periods of absences will be granted, even if unpaid.

and i don't even know why i am ranting because it makes perfect sense to me - which company would want to hire someone who is out a few weeks a year at a time with no one to cover their duties? i don't want to jeopardize my job here but i don't want to give up time with my family back home either.

wish my husband would be more proactive about looking for jobs in singapore. he keeps saying yes he will, but never does.

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

Asia I just got a million dollar business idea.....

You fly to Malaysia, learn how to make the pulled tea from a Roti Hindu....

Go back to Poland and market it as polish pulled coffee....

You'll be rich man!

Don't wanna be a man

Even a rich one

If I ever go to Malaysia, I'd go there as a tourist, and not to learn how to work

[TBoneTX 45,309]

missing home so so bad

Popped back in to say a sincere Sorry, ma'am.

Out now. Asia in. C u man.