I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[TBoneTX 45,333]

Tiff blindly throws shyt away tho.......

She doesn't care, it could be a tax bill, a check, a credit card in an unopened envelope....she'll chuck it without thought.....

I think I'll call her "The Hobbit" from now on.....

I think that if I were married to her and she did this more than precisely one time, her hindquarters would be immediately and permanently sent back to wherever she came from, definitely man.

one cannot force another human to do stuff. Entice, sure, but to force? heck no.

If everyone on Earth realized and practiced this, life would be far easier, si man.

I'm happy as a clam.

I've always wondered: Why would (or should) clams be happy, huh man?

Is it simply because they have very little to be unhappy about, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,333]

Oh, that awesome pencil sharpener at the office is a Panasonic K-Many. Apparently, nobody has one for sale now....

That's because you got the model number wrong, see above man.

[TBoneTX 45,333]

made him some hot honey lemon and put some olbas oil on a face cloth for him to inhale.

You must be newlyweds or something, si ma'am.

i've caught his cold. FML.

True love has infected you, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,333]

Absent Asia had said where she'd be.

And she's not absent anymore

LPoP and unread, oj see nie.

Where is BAD ABSENT Asia, oj huh?

At least Asia is catching up on bestowing +1 inventory, obviously to make amends, oj tak.

Not-As-Bad Asia! Not, not, NOT-As-Bad Asia!

[Asia 2,498]

LPoP and unread, oj see nie.

Where is BAD ABSENT Asia, oj huh?

At the mo absent Asia is present here

[TBoneTX 45,333]

At the mo absent Asia is present here

Busily bestowing deserved +1 inventory on all of my posts, oj tak. See above, see ma'am.

[Asia 2,498]

Busily bestowing deserved +1 inventory on all of my posts, oj tak. See above, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,333]

Monday report, see man:

Allergies heavily suppressed and therefore better, coughsneeze man.

Arrived at office to find computer slower than molasses (= slightly slower than usual), sigh man.

Called Computer Chica about it, she man.

CC ran clean-up program and downloaded updates, time-consuming man.

After 1.Many hours, computer was restored to its original slothlike status, whee man.

Loss of time today + Friday off = many eager customers, impatient man.

Sold many pre-owned toilet seats just by picking up phone, $i man.

Mrs. T-B. took Mini-B. to doctor today to check on tummy & cough, wee man.

Doc prescribed nothing because not that serious, no and no man.

However, she recommended a flu shot, ouch man.

Shot shocked and hurt little Mini-B., who'd been so happy just before, sigh wee man.

Mini-B. wouldn't even play when Mrs. T-B. took him somewhere after doctor, no wee man.

Mrs. T-B. called some hours later to say that he was fine, relief wee man.

When got home, Mini-B. exaggeratedly limped around on "hurt knee," wee man.

Mini-B. related dramatic story about how doc hurt knee, wee hypochondriac man.

Daddy very proud of descendant's melodramatic abilities, proud of wee man.

Played puzzles with Mini-B., wee man.

Told nonsensical "once upon a time" stories to Mini-B., wee man.

Played wrappers with forlorn-looking ignored cat, miu man.

Both children happy afterwards, wee and miu man.

Took glorious nap, zzz man.

Watched late news and ate ice cream, slurrrrp man.

Dished the warsher, sigh man.

Two days not quite enough for Mrs. T-B. to dirty every silverware item in casa, no she man.

We accused Mrs. T-B. of slipping in that regard, si man.

Mrs. T-B.: "If you don't want me to cook, say it, and I won't," she man.

We shut up but didn't want to, silence man.

Poor Mini-B. coughing fruitily, wee man.

Mrs. T-B. arose from sound sleep to create honey-laden medicinal mixture, she man.

Mrs. T-B. = Best Mommy Ever, she man.

Must de-dish the warsher, diminished zzz man.

Then cat prep (incl. heap-strong allergy medicine) not-enough-zzz man.

Tomorrow, will inspect bonusing ability of Not-As-Bad Asia, oj tak.

N-A-B Asia has opportunity to revert to good, GOOD status, oj tak and oj hint.

Mornin', other Commie-babe!

[Asia 2,498]

You should just take your TV with you.

I agree!

At least I would take it with me anyway.

They don't deserve to have it.

Jada has no money and is left broken after this marriage and she shouldn't left them any gifts.

[JTB11 1,079]

I agree!

At least I would take it with me anyway.

They don't deserve to have it.

Jada has no money and is left broken after this marriage and she shouldn't left them any gifts.

Funny story...so he tells me I can have money and I figured...well..he feels bad maybe I will take him up on the offer....and so I was going to ask him and he says oh no problem..you know I have 40k in my savings (apparently that number grew) and 8k on my other account and I say "I know I know....I did spend all my savings, my 401k equivalent in Europe and lost my house pretty much and now need to start over so you are making sense" and he goes "oh hold on a minute I am not using any of my savings and this is a loan and I am offering because I know you will pay me back and it can wait until later". Ok....I guess I should feel good about it but something does not ring right here. OH and then he tried to hit on me.....and by that I mean....he says "you know...if you wanted to practice having sex on me I have low enough self esteem that I would do it".

For some reason that made me feel nauseated....might be just me.

Edited September 23, 2014 by JTB11

[Asia 2,498]

he goes "oh hold on a minute I am not using any of my savings and this is a loan and I am offering because I know you will pay me back and it can wait until later".

Take the loan and treat it as a repaying for all the money you invested in that relationship (= means no paying back to that tootheless wonder).

he says "you know...if you wanted to practice having sex on me I have low enough self esteem that I would do it".

He officially has no brain and is plain stupid.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Take the loan and treat it as a repaying for all the money you invested in that relationship (= means no paying back to that tootheless wonder).

He officially has no brain and is plain stupid.

Maybe the douche hole should keep his money to buy a functional working brain for himself ....

[JTB11 1,079]

Take the loan and treat it as a repaying for all the money you invested in that relationship (= means no paying back to that tootheless wonder).

He officially has no brain and is plain stupid.

Maybe the douche hole should keep his money to buy a functional working brain for himself ....

I really think he has no idea what he is saying and truly believes he is being the good guy here. As far as I am concerned he is acting like an a-hole but hey....

[SAT 9,609]

Oh craps, I forgot obuma is coming to town

[Caryh 5,206]

Oh, that awesome pencil sharpener at the office is a Panasonic K-380. Apparently, nobody has one for sale now....

And I thought you knew how to google.

move fast only three hours left

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Panasonic-Electric-Pencil-Sharpener-with-Auto-Stop-KP-380-Black-/301316323049?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4627da36e9

what kind of Asian are you, it ain't got no head on it? I thought every Asian knew they don't taste as good if you don't cook them whole?

Here's the shrimp.....

I'm only cooking 1 shrimp......