I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Here's the shrimp.....

I'm only cooking 1 shrimp......

So stingy, only 1 shrimp

[NikLR 13,227]

damn thing is the size of a red lobster lobster tho!

[SAT 9,609]

Ate it....

Was incredibly crunchy....

[SAT 9,609]

Had a big dinner, laying in bed. I feel a cold coming on...

[kitthekat 1,317]

speaking of colds...poor jonas has been sick with a cold all weekend. made him some hot honey lemon and put some olbas oil on a face cloth for him to inhale. looks like some age old remedies do still work.

[kitthekat 1,317]

i've caught his cold. FML.

[TBoneTX 45,032]

I like indubitably. Rolls off the tongue well.

It sounds British, GodsavetheQueen man. Non-British English-only outside the regional forums. Reported!!!!!

1. Tark is indubitably liable for slander.....

2. Weirdo Canadian vocabulary.....

Many. Better get ma butt ta work.....

1. Sue the baastards, sue man.

2. Do not anger the fearsome Ontarklar, no man.

Many. Where's the +Laugh,000,000,000 button, huh man?

Cary indubtibaly had the worst weekend ever

And Steveklar indubtibaly has the wurst speling evvur, sei mann.

My wife is nuts, I give up, I can't take this up and down with her hormones and homesickness. USA isn't doing her any good, and I can't take the stress of when she goes off. This was the worst episode ever.

It could be worse, sigh man: pregnant and The First Trimester, insane man. Seriously, sorry man.

[Asia 2,496]

Morning!

[TBoneTX 45,032]

In Many, when she left, that wasn't goodbye.

But in Many, she knew, that was goodbye....

She cried when she left in Many.

But I bet she didn't cry in Many.

Your timeline is vague and you obviously need to change your medications, see man.

Tiffs poor sister [...] is nuts.

So is Tiff's poor sister's sister, sigh man.

I had hoped the trip we planned in March would settle her, but now I'm done. I can't do this any longer. She went totally nuts this weekend, it crossed a line that cannot be uncrossed.

If you do what has to be done, you're a real man, like Jada (uh, that didn't come out right, no man) and Bro D, si man. Someone else here has to do the same thing, no names mentioned Steveklar man.

Pfff make your own sausage gravy

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

1. Tiff crossed that line like Many times....we have blow outs over toilet paper.....

2. I swear the first woman that comes along and gives me sausage gravy on demand, I'm divorcing tiff

1. And pink polka-dotted towels, remember man.

2. First common sense stated by OP in long time or even forever, finally man.

I don't make breakfast or lunch unless you're under Many, after that you're own your own

Except for mistaken Polish math, sounds like Canadienne for what Mrs. T-B. constantly says, si ma'am.

Tark does laundry, so he's a good wife too

I win, whee man, so you and everyone must +1 each of my posts, see man.

Edited September 23, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,032]

We haven't seen the Chicago kid and buckwheat

Nor Part Many, no man. And where is BAD ABSENT Asia, oj huh?

he used to eat out all the time. A big kitchen was not high on his list.

Mr. Ontarklar wins the Best Real Man award, whee man.

[Asia 2,496]

And where is BAD ABSENT Asia, oj huh?

Absent Asia had said where she'd be.

And she's not absent anymore

[TBoneTX 45,032]

giant shrimps

By definition, how can shrimp be giant, huh man?

I don't think he planned on going from a 1 to Many this fast.

You've been fecund and parturient, see ma'am.

1. If we were fighting over toilet paper, I'd probably leave.

2. I hate my kitchen

1. Again, more guts than someone who shall remain nameless, Steveklar man.

2. Are you sure that you and Mrs. T-B. aren't closely related, or even the same wife-type person, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,032]

I was annoyed at hubs this weekend and figured out it was my issue not his. He expects me to ask if I need help and has said this but yet I seem to want him to just do it without me asking. So I have to change how I do things so that I'm not doing all the work. He's more than willing he just doesn't see the mess when I do.

Rule #Many of "The Rules, from Men to Women," see ma'am:

"Many. Ask for what you want, si ma'am. Subtle hints don't work, no ma'am."

he's a terrible housekeeper. -Many points for that alone.

Would I take my life into my hands if I changed the gender in this statement and stated it within a certain local spouse's earshot, huh man?

Need some advice about not absorbing the hate, anger and rage emanating from her pores?

Too late, Bro D; I divorced Ex-Mrs.-T-B. many years ago, see man.

Jadarina of St. Basil's can make that stuff sober, tipsey, or even chock full of ocytocin...

But can she make brownies with the proper ingredients, huh man? Time for that's a-wastin', time flies like an arrow man. Fruit flies like a banana, man.

[TBoneTX 45,032]

I'm thinking on taking up drinking

The preferred method is Immediately and Heavily, see man.

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To make you feel better, si man: The city has apparently decided to send the mosquito-spraying trucks around on M-W-F instead of just Tue-Fri, whee man. There now, didn't that help, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,032]

Maybe if we morph Tiff's cleaning skills with my wife's cooking skills, we'd have the perfect wife... maybe.

Perfect wife would be mute, without access to any bank accounts, and 2+ feet tall with a flat head so we could set our beer cans atop it, see man.

I probably will not change much of it other then gut the kitchen, and bathrooms. Rip out the carpet, I would love marble counter tops.

Well, you're right: that's not changing very much at all, no ma'am!