I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[TBoneTX 45,330]

but you are

Where's the +Many,000,000,000,000 button, huh man?

Who knows what he's gonna feel Many, Many, Many years from now.....

Who knows whether you'll learn Polish math Many, Many, Many years from now.....

Oh here comes Mr penny wise and dollar foolish....

The jive Tarkey.......

Salute, or at least bow and scrape, when you say that, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,330]

Sunday report, see man:

After dispatching LL #4, get to bed at Many a.m., little zzz man.

Awaken with plugged sinuses at Many a.m. to commotion, startle man.

Mini-B. having the runs, poo wee man.

Had been happening for an hour before Mrs. T-B. thought to awaken us, she man.

Groggily prepare for run to drugstore for nonexpired medicines, grog man.

Mrs. T-B. feeds Mini-B. some expired "infant gas-relief drops," ingest wee man.

We call clinic; nurse on duty provided hints, si man.

During this time, drops take effect and Mini-B. feels better, whee man.

We still take it easy with him, caution man.

Mrs. T-B. concocts medicine/grocery list, she man.

Start LL #Many and set forth to supermarket, me man.

Barely avoid Many accidents on way, grog man.

Have dickens of time finding required items, grrr man.

Return to hear Mini-B. acting like normal little self, wee man.

Dry LL #Many & warsh LL #Many, domestic man.

Mrs. T-B. recommends canceling Aunt T-B.'s birthday caucus, matriarch ma'am.

All laundry work, shopping, etc. thus down the drain, but we agree with Mrs. T-B., she man.

Plan B, see man, is this, C man:

1. Retrieve birthday cake from Mama T-B., si man; and

B. Take cake & b'day cards to Aunt T-B., logical man.

Perform Plan B to perfection, si man; Aunt T-B. pleased, matriarch ma'am.

Return to casa; fold LL #Many, domestic man.

Observe Mini-B. out like light and Mrs. T-B. almost there, wee and she man.

Warsh LL #Many (final), domestic man.

Go into other room for 1.Many-hour nap, zzz man.

Out like light for nearly entire 1.Many hours; awaken with nostrils like external taps, snot man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. up, she and wee no zzz man.

Take massive antihistamines; fold LL #Many (final), done man.

Play Trains with Mini-B., wee man.

Hand off Mini-B. to Mrs. T-B.; retreat to pay Many bills, $igh man.

Return to brush Mini-B.'s teeth and teach him how to rinse & spit, wee see man.

Read book to Mini-B., wee man.

Hand tired Mini-B. off to even tireder Mrs. T-B., zzz wee and she man.

Hear snoring soonish, zzz wee and she man.

Watch late TV news + some sports shows, inquiringmindswanttoknow man.

File Official VJ Thread-Laundress report, see man.

Exhausting weekend, dealwithit man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babe with brownies and other bad, BAD absent Commie-babe!

Edited September 22, 2014 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

I was pretty sure that wasn't the case, but either way I'd rather not complicate it.

Sorry I went to sleep.

I'm not too keen on child support. But I'm pretty certain that it depends on how much of his parental rights does he gives up. If you request, and if he gives up all his parental rights, then he's off the hook. Otherwise he's liable.

I like that word... "Liable"

"Tark is liable for slander"

[NikLR 13,227]

I like indubitably. Rolls off the tongue well.

[SAT 9,609]

Tark is indubitably liable for slander.....

Weirdo Canadian vocabulary.....

NYC is a busy place during UNGA week......

Better get ma butt ta work.....

[Caryh 5,206]

Worst weekend ever.

[Ontarkie 14,234]

Worst weekend ever.

Oh no, what happened?

[SAT 9,609]

Cary indubtibaly had the worst weekend ever

[Caryh 5,206]

Oh no, what happened?

My wife is nuts, I give up, I can't take this up and down with her hormones and homesickness. USA isn't doing her any good, and I can't take the stress of when she goes off. This was the worst episode ever.

[SAT 9,609]

My wife is nuts, I give up, I can't take this up and down with her hormones and homesickness. USA isn't doing her any good, and I can't take the stress of when she goes off. This was the worst episode ever.

Sorry to hear buddy....

Maybe a trip back home for her to settle things.

Remember Tiff came to see America, and she didn't return home for 12 years?

(Like Bilbo Baggins going on a journey)

I think when she finally returned home, she made peace, said goodbye to people, said goodbye to the land....

[Ontarkie 14,234]

Oh man that really sucks!

I'm so sorry

[SAT 9,609]

She didn't talk much, we were fighting a lot, over the Gump kid, her sis, etc....

I think in the end, she came to realize that that is a past life.

I knew she was quite emotional when she left.

In 2001, when she left, that wasn't goodbye.

But in 2013, she knew, that was goodbye....

She cried when she left in 2013.

But I bet she didn't cry in 2001.

Oh man that really sucks!

I'm so sorry

You should make us some sausage gravy while Cary and I have a guy chat

[SAT 9,609]

So, I think Juna needs the trip home, to settle her mind. To bid her past life goodbye.

Tiffs poor sister, never got to do that, and is nuts.

[Caryh 5,206]

Sorry to hear buddy....

Maybe a trip back home for her to settle things.

Remember Tiff came to see America, and she didn't return home for 12 years?

(Like Bilbo Baggins going on a journey)

I think when she finally returned home, she made peace, said goodbye to people, said goodbye to the land....

I had hoped the trip we planned in March would settle her, but now I'm done. I can't do this any longer. She went totally nuts this weekend, it crossed a line that cannot be uncrossed.

[Ontarkie 14,234]

You should make us some sausage gravy while Cary and I have a guy chat

Pfff make your own sausage gravy