I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[Darnell 8,478]

so I have a Panasonic pencil sharpener in the office. And the thing works great. I've been using it for 12 years or so.....

Can't find another one online. After reading some reviews on Amazon, no one makes a good pencil sharpener anymore. Electric or manual......

I have a spare, can ship to you.

or get you another one at an estate sale here..

[SAT 9,609]

he saw it at the grocery store, it was his choice!

It was also his idea to buy the dodge

[Darnell 8,478]

made shepherd's pie. NOM NOM

with mutton or pigeons or both ? I likes both..

[Darnell 8,478]

Is it normal to wake up at 5 in the morning with nothing to do?

Yes. When it happens to me, I crank up Crackle TV on my StarTrek Communicator device, or work on the next novel, or review my thesis again, or get into my workshop and see if it needs cleaning.

but, there's always something to do at my place - I guess you not have any quail or chickens or rabbits or critters to tend?

[NikLR 13,227]

with mutton or pigeons or both ? I likes both..

with beef. I don't eat sheep or lamb or pigeons.

[SAT 9,609]

with beef. I don't eat sheep or lamb or pigeons.

How bout road kill?

Yes. When it happens to me, I crank up Crackle TV on my StarTrek Communicator device, or work on the next novel, or review my thesis again, or get into my workshop and see if it needs cleaning.

but, there's always something to do at my place - I guess you not have any quail or chickens or rabbits or critters to tend?

No critters

[Darnell 8,478]

well, cnbc-west is chock full of Asian market analysis on sunday mornings at my digs - maybe, O Midget BoatMan, you should just put together a batch of waffles and scramble some eggs and sit down and watch the stuff - it'll keep you out of trouble for the day.

Yes?

[kitthekat 1,317]

you carry nail clippers?

find the little thing, trace the wiring to it,

and cut it with yer nail clippers.

you want me to get fired or something?

It was also his idea to buy the dodge

this is true...

so, dodge update: whenever i try to start it, engine turns over then dies. when jonas does it, it works great. firestone can't replicate the problem.

we haven't got the title in the mail yet so we are gonna give the dealership a call and then once it arrives, try to trade it in for something else.

[SAT 9,609]

well, cnbc-west is chock full of Asian market analysis on sunday mornings at my digs - maybe, O Midget BoatMan, you should just put together a batch of waffles and scramble some eggs and sit down and watch the stuff - it'll keep you out of trouble for the day.

Yes?

I have my own resources to read while I'm at work pertaining to finance and economy....

you want me to get fired or something?

this is true...

so, dodge update: whenever i try to start it, engine turns over then dies. when jonas does it, it works great. firestone can't replicate the problem.

we haven't got the title in the mail yet so we are gonna give the dealership a call and then once it arrives, try to trade it in for something else.

Did you try turning the key to the "on" position and leave it there for 5-10 seconds before you start it?

[kitthekat 1,317]

I have my own resources to read while I'm at work pertaining to finance and economy....

Did you try turning the key to the "on" position and leave it there for 5-10 seconds before you start it?

yeah i have tried...everything you all suggested lol (darnell: within reason). i just get so frustrated now and put off from driving because it only ever happens to me.

[SAT 9,609]

Sounds like intermittent fuel pump

Edited September 21, 2014 by SAT

[Darnell 8,478]

so have Jonas start the car each time. I'm betting he wears some tardo-geeky bracelet, that touches the ignition switch each time, causing some circuit to be completed ..

and you not wear this bracelet, so is no 'electrical connection' there, with you.

seriously - get Jonas to start the car, each time.

Edited September 21, 2014 by Darnell

[Ontarkie 14,193]

You git yo lazy but outta bed and cook 6 lbs of bacon for the kids and the hillbilly.....

The hillbilly made bacon, I went back to bed.

Kit since it wont start for you why don't you show the garage what it does. Not have them do it.

[SAT 9,609]

The hillbilly made bacon, I went back to bed.

And who collected the eggs out in the front yard?

[kitthekat 1,317]

so have Jonas start the car each time. I'm betting he wears some tardo-geeky bracelet, that touches the ignition switch each time, causing some circuit to be completed ..

and you not wear this bracelet, so is no 'electrical connection' there, with you.

seriously - get Jonas to start the car, each time.

he wears nothing on his hands lol. also, that would defeat the purpose of driving, which is to be independent, on days he can't take me places. we can't trust this car now - we want to get rid of it. i want honda.

The hillbilly made bacon, I went back to bed.

Kit since it wont start for you why don't you show the garage what it does. Not have them do it.

the only reason we haven't done this is firestone closes at 7 and by the time i get home it's 730. jonas has fridays off, and he's been taking the car over to them on that day.