I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Nola, dear ma'am... after reflection, I offer this recommendation with increasing intensity, see ma'am:

Find that acupuncturist within a couple of hours' drive and call to inquire about relief, plea ma'am.

There's no need to suffer if you don't have to, no ma'am.

My pain level was between "emergency room" and "suicide" beforehand, sigh man.

Regular doctors couldn't help, no MD man.

The very first acupunking enabled me to sleep for the first time in a month-plus, zzz man.

The next session or two began knocking it out for real, relief man.

The problem has resolved and not returned, si and no man.

If you're dubious about his/her credentials, PM me the name/address/details, si ma'am.

WCG's sister is a statewide-famous acupunkress in Missouri, she man.

She can research your local one, she man.

She can also comment on whether and how treatments can help mechanical pain, si ma'am.

Do it, plea ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Saturday non-GS report, see man:

We return upbeatly from GS-ing to discover company at the casa, startle man.

Mini-B.'s little blonde girlfriend neighbor (older) was over, banshee wee ma'am.

Mrs. T-B. leaves to attend a zumba (?) class, c u she man.

We get to observe miniature interactions in person, see man.

Rubita occasionally abuses Mini-B. by not playing with him, banshee wee ma'am.

We put stops to it, with temporary results, interim man.

In an hour, Mrs. T-B. calls to announce her impending return, she man.

Right afterwards, rubita causes Mini-B. to sit alone in quiet tears, cry wee man.

Just after that, genuinely psycho Mama Rubita comes to retrieve rubita, psycho ma'am.

Rubita screams, "I don't want to see you! I'm not going home with you!" banscream wee ma'am.

Mama Rubita grabs rubita around neck & between legs and carries her out, shocking man.

Mini-B. still in pitiable quiet tears, cry wee man.

Mrs. T-B. returns and reams us a new hindquarters aperture for not taking rubita home earlier, banscream man.

Mrs. T-B. has had previous problems with rubita and Mama Rubita, sigh man.

We and Mrs. T-B. comfort Mini-B., wee man.

Mrs. T-B. reams us a new hindquarters aperture because casa is a disaster, tornadoes wee man/ma'am.

We exit to mow lawn, get out of Dodge man.

Lawn mown on mulch setting with less effort than expected, surprise man.

We nuke several casas of hormigas del fuego, die man.

We limp sweatingly in and shower, wet before & after man.

Mrs. T-B. gives us cold shoulder, she man.

We convince Mrs. T-B. to give us her Sunday laundry now, diplomacy man.

(Sunday afternoon = dedicated to birthday party for elderly Aunt T-B., matriarch ma'am.)

We start warshing Mrs. T-B.'s laundry, domestic man.

We extract Aldi shopping-list from Mrs. T-B., get out of Dodge again man.

We return from Aldi to find more company, social butterflies man.

Mrs. T-B. invited neighbor boy (older) + grandma to come over, wee man and she ma'am.

Company, Mrs. T-B., Mini-B., & cat are outside under gazebo, back patio man.

We put away groceries, dry Laundry Load #1, and warsh LL #2 (bedsheets), domestic man.

Mrs. T-B., with company, unavailable to help us change the beds, no she man.

Mrs. T-B. grants us a nap; nap is unsuccessful because of lingering allergies, congestion man.

Mini-B. rouses us for dinner, wee man; company has left, bye man.

We eat under irked eye of Mrs. T-B., she man.

Mrs. T-B. suddenly stalks off, bye she man.

We fold LL #1, dry LL #2, and warsh LL #Many (Mini-B.'s stuff), domestic man.

We dish the warsher with 2 days' worth of stuff including all our silverware, holy mackerel man.

We log onto VJ, here man. We exit to watch late TV news, see man.

We fold LL #2, dry LL #Many, and warsh LL #Many (kitchen rags et al.), domestic man.

In due time, we fold LL #Many and dry LL #Many, domestic man.

In due time, we fold LL #Many, domestic man, and de-dish the warsher, backache man.

Cat, impatient with our inattention, drops highly pungent load into nearby litterbox miu man.

All the while, we continue to create snot-balloons in paper towels courtesy of allergies, mucus man.

LLs #Many and #Many (towels & own stuff) will be done earlyish on Sunday, domestic man.

Reading of newspaper and noon football game are solely at the mercy of Mrs. T-B., she man.

Cat prep (including heap-strong snot-medicine) zzz man.

Mornin', Absent Commie-babes!

Edited September 21, 2014 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

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[SAT 9,609]

I'm having so much trouble picking just one Halloween costume from here http://www.chasing-fireflies.com/costumes-dress-up/?

The little one of course likes them all.

My kiddo loves the pirate ones

[SAT 9,609]

Is it normal to wake up at 5 in the morning with nothing to do?

[Ontarkie 14,234]

Heck I need more sleep!!

[kitthekat 1,317]

i made shabsuka yesterday - big hit with jonas, even got him to try eating with his fingers.

he also tried a gloopy finger scoop of durian...not so big hit. caught him washing his mouth out after lol.

[SAT 9,609]

It wasn't finger licking good.....

[kitthekat 1,317]

durian is gross, i don't blame him...

[SAT 9,609]

So why you r tryin ta get him to eat it huh?

You trying to poison him?

[SAT 9,609]

Heck I need more sleep!!

You git yo lazy but outta bed and cook 6 lbs of bacon for the kids and the hillbilly.....

[kitthekat 1,317]

So why you r tryin ta get him to eat it huh?

You trying to poison him?

he saw it at the grocery store, it was his choice!

[Darnell 8,478]

so every time a door opens in the center, a little thing behind me goes beep beep beep - every time.

i am going nuts.

you carry nail clippers?

find the little thing, trace the wiring to it,

and cut it with yer nail clippers.

[Darnell 8,478]

It's like a po-po convention here......

whew - I am so glad I missed it !

[Darnell 8,478]

Sorry, si ex-man.

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Didn't dish the warsher tonight, no man.

Hope for early cat prep zzz, cat prep zzz man.

uh...

you have some gear, kit, now , so

Load the washer. Take many photos with digital camera. Many different angles. Get to yer fav photo printing place and have big photos made. take big photos, put on big cardboard, turn into an easel thingie,

and put it in front of the dishwasher each time you leave the house.

report back, when able.