I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1. Swapped out a toilet for the old bag. Sheesh. Whining about being cold and demanding a new toilet.

2. That's the benefit of snagging stuff at the dumpster if it is in decent condition. Like, say a mistress.

Many. But it's too late. It's over. That's what we say, jokingly to each other anyways.

1. Mrs. T-B. pulled a toilet by herself and needed my help only to reposition the new one atop the bolts, she man.

2. You're in the Tarklar-Darklar crowd now, whee man.

Many. At our last (Many-year) anniversary, Mrs. T-B. looked at me and asked, "Do you think we'll make it to Many?" In unison, we replied, "Naaaah!"

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1. Hey, good on you.

2. It's good to use it.

1. Not me, sigh man, but another VJ member nicknamed WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo), he man.

2. Pre-Mrs. T-B., all of my women were used, too, whee man.

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Oil changed, fresh man; new filters bought at Napa Auto Parts for next time, plan man; Mrs. T-B. has asked for imminent relief from Mini-B., she and wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

After some company-man business, thoroughly upsetting Mrs. T-B., I shall take a longer break to shepherd Mini-B., si and wee man.

[SAT 9,609]

After some company-man business, thoroughly upsetting Mrs. T-B., I shall take a longer break to shepherd Mini-B., si and wee man.

I only have 1 question.....

If you called in sick, then who went to the parking lot to collect all the shopping carts at Aldi??

[kitthekat 1,317]

so every time a door opens in the center, a little thing behind me goes beep beep beep - every time.

i am going nuts.

[SAT 9,609]

i am going nuts.

And that's different than before....how?

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1. I only have 1 question.....

2. If you called in sick, then who went to the parking lot to collect all the shopping carts at Aldi??

1. Finally -- someone passed Polish Math, whee man!

2. My loyal myrmidons, of course, si man.

so every time a door opens in the center

Doors typically open from the left or right side, via hinges, see ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Interim Friday report, see man:

Went out back to play with Mini-B. on the swingset, wee man.

Went under gazebo to play with Mini-B. with the water-table, wee man.

Mrs. T-B. fed us dinner, she and ingest man.

Played race cars with Mini-B., wee man.

Played Pillows with Mini-B., wee exhausted man.

Read book with Mini-B., wee man.

Observed Mrs. T-B. play Barbershop with Mini-B., haircut man.

Am listening to Mini-B. getting his bath, wee man.

Mrs. T-B. will probably lecture us about too much time on VJ, si and sigh man.

[SAT 9,609]

Interim Friday report, see man:

Went out back to play with Mini-B. on the swingset, wee man.

Went under gazebo to play with Mini-B. with the water-table, wee man.

Mrs. T-B. fed us dinner, she and ingest man.

Played race cars with Mini-B., wee man.

Played Pillows with Mini-B., wee exhausted man.

Read book with Mini-B., wee man.

Observed Mrs. T-B. play Barbershop with Mini-B., haircut man.

Am listening to Mini-B. getting his bath, wee man.

Mrs. T-B. will probably lecture us about too much time on VJ, si and sigh man.

ah a malingerer huh?

Reported!

here's Stretch at the Best Buy........

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Reported!

here's Stretch at the Best Buy........

To whom would you report it, considering that Ontarklar and I are the only ones to whom you would report it and you just insulted her, huh man?

[SAT 9,609]

To whom would you report it, considering that Ontarklar and I are the only ones to whom you would report it and you just insulted her, huh man?

1- I now have a third and super secret personal Mod.

2- I was talking about reporting you to your employer, the Acme independent urinalysis observation Inc.

5- Stretch likes it when I insult her. To her, it's almost like getting beat up by The Pope.....

Actually, that pic resembles Stretch, trying to buy a computer from Niki lol

I really should go hang out with my thuggy friends.......

[Ontarkie 14,234]

ah a malingerer huh?

Reported!

here's Stretch at the Best Buy........

Best Buy, pfff they sell junk! Plus when I look for something I know darn well what I want.

To whom would you report it, considering that Ontarklar and I are the only ones to whom you would report it and you just insulted her, huh man?

Ya really maybe he needs a time out

1- I now have a third and super secret personal Mod.

2- I was talking about reporting you to your employer, the Acme independent urinalysis observation Inc.

5- Stretch likes it when I insult her. To her, it's almost like getting beat up by The Pope.....

Actually, that pic resembles Stretch, trying to buy a computer from Niki lol

I really should go hang out with my thuggy friends.......

Bah I know don't buy computers they get built!

#5- is terrible bad Steve bad!

[SAT 9,609]

you know you love it

<yawn>

This is my Friday night.....dozing off at 9 and yappin' to 2 company men......

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Ya really maybe he needs a time out

You want to do it, D ma'am?

Do I want to do it, me man?

Should we ask his super-secret personal mod to do it, huh man?

This is delicious, whee man.

In other gripping news, I'm almost out of cheaps, sigh man.

Edited September 20, 2014 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,234]