I Don't Often Rant; but When I Do, I Prefer to Rant on VJ

[TBoneTX 45,329]

usually folk that complain get vouchers and coupons and free shyt...

Indeed, I got a $Many voucher from Aldi Foods as a result of my complaint a month or so ago, whee man.

You know I can deal with pure stupidity, but this one girl was outright horrible. I'm calling the store manager later to complain about her. I've had issues with her before, like completely ignoring me when I needed help, walking away when you try to get her attention. At this point her losing her job would make a lot of ppl happy.

Go to Corporate instead and let it trickle down, si ma'am. MUCH more effective, whee ma'am.

we have since switched to QFC

What is QFC, huh ma'am -- Quentucky Fried Chicken?

$Many for a tub of lloyd's bbq pork? yes please! that's like...Many sandwiches worth...

It would be an even better (or worse) deal with the use of Polish math, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

I hate when you're waiting for help and two employees are chatting about last night or chatting on the phone.

The only times when employees should be on the phone is for personal emergencies, to call the law in case of a robbery in progress, or (especially) to call for an extra checkout cashier, si man.

Staten island traffic sucks.

Austin, Dallas, & Houston traffic sucks worse, si man. Texas again Many, Nueva York again zero, whee man.

you got on the first page? stellar !

Next vault = that, Bro D, but some way away, sigh man.

And. Stealing public toilet seats is actually a felony. Aside from petit larceny. When you deprive others of the use of a public service. Criminal tampering. E felony.

This (E man) is why we accept only pre-owned toilet seats with a clear chain of ownership, honesty man.

so - just let it go.

simply let it go. or I dress you in starched linens and shove you into a nunnery.

LPoP and unread, but worthy of being non-LPoP and read, see man.

However, recommend "just let it go with a parting batch of special brownies," si man.

I forgot to fork the pie crust !! UHHHH

You forgot to bake brownies instead!! UHHHH ma'am.

oh fork no, such a tragedy.

This will supplant the Gerbil Debacle on Page 1 of all Reuters and Associated Press news stories, gee man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

lol no special brownies.

This is not a laughing matter, NO ma'am. We've all been waiting for this, you see ma'am.

AlumniConn

LPoP and unread, but why would they be concerned about graduates of the University of Connecticut, huh ma'am?

My Boys are back! They are USC now I don't have to worry that one of them will know some dork on his ### and get them deported.

Congratulations, D ma'am, but no one involved is a Newfie, huh or no ma'am?

tiff found out that I'm not at work.....

now she is determined to hog up every second of my "Me" time.....

She wants me to go pick up kiddo, get her a Subway sandwich, and deliver it to her......

####### man.....

I coulda married Miss HK if I'm a gonna do all that......

Great choice, sigh man. You could have married a rubia, si and sigh man...

[TBoneTX 45,329]

She wants me to [...] get her a Subway sandwich, and deliver it to her......

We pulled a Steveklar today and stayed home from work, cold/allergies man.

We slogged around briefly downstairs, ate Mrs. T-B.'s breakfast, then returned to bed, zzz man.

Zzz was, in part, courtesy of a mega-Motrin (Many mg) left over from back-pain, whee man.

Napped from Many:Many a.m. until 1:Many p.m., zzz man (= Many hours).

Awoke when Mrs. T-B. awoke us to offer to buy lunch at Subway and bring it to us, she man.

She fulfilled her promise, she man.

She's probably still our final wife, si man.

And she's not even a rubia, no man.

Edited September 19, 2014 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,329]

She's pregnant, you need to do as she asks, particularly when it comes to food.

I am having vivid mind-movies of Mrs. T-B.'s first Manymester, psycho man, especially the "I want MANGOES! VERY hard, and VERY green!" demand with merely Many minutes till the supermarket closed, tremble man.

I see Tark and Dark are rubbing off on you, both cheap and makeshift.

Thank you for the high compliment, si man, but please avoid EVER comparing us to Steveklar, yuck man.

Tark and dark woulda used a rubber band to band some old newspapers on the rack and call it quits....

Dunno about Bro D, no D man, but I would have made/had/let Mrs. T-B. do it, handyshe man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Have to out-figure whether I feel good enough, and whether there is enough time, to take the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile for an oil change, decisions man.

[SAT 9,609]

Have to out-figure whether I feel good enough, and whether there is enough time, to take the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile for an oil change, decisions man.

oil change with used oil?

[TBoneTX 45,329]

WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo) actually runs his used oil through a filtering cloth and re-oils his mobiles, gee man.

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There is time, so back afterwards, c u man.

[SAT 9,609]

This is not a laughing matter, NO ma'am. We've all been waiting for this, you see ma'am.

LPoP and unread, but why would they be concerned about graduates of the University of Connecticut, huh ma'am?

Congratulations, D ma'am, but no one involved is a Newfie, huh or no ma'am?

Great choice, sigh man. You could have married a rubia, si and sigh man...

Rubias = all cuckoo

[Ontarkie 14,234]

great news! Go get buy that place now!

" know some dork on his ### "

congrats to the boy, now they can know dork!

Oh dang I know I typed knocked. Dang it!

This is not a laughing matter, NO ma'am. We've all been waiting for this, you see ma'am.

Congratulations, D ma'am, but no one involved is a Newfie, huh or no ma'am?

Yes we have been waiting long for this day. Since they will be gone when you leave at least make a batch for the ex.

TY, no newfies involved. Although I did meet one here in AR

[SAT 9,609]

We pulled a Steveklar today and stayed home from work,

That's copyright infringement!

Oh dang I know I typed knocked. Dang it!

we still dunno whaju talkin' bout....

But....

Kiddo- picked up

Sammich- delivered

VC coffee- drank

Halloween stuff- bought

Residual hay in car trunk from Halloween stuff- vacuumed

Stretch- made fun of

Tarklar- insulted

[rlogan 2,036]

Swapped out a toilet for the old bag. Sheesh. Whining about being cold and demanding a new toilet.

Made a fire and replaced the toilet. That's the benefit of snagging stuff at the dumpster if it is in decent condition. Like, say a mistress.

Anyway, she said thank you. For both. But it's too late. It's over. That's what we say, jokingly to each other anyways.

[rlogan 2,036]

WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo) actually runs his used oil through a filtering cloth and re-oils his mobiles, gee man.

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There is time, so back afterwards, c u man.

Hey, good on you.

We burn our old oil, mostly for reducing big piles of brush. Add just a tiny bit of gas and it is perfect for that purpose.

It's good to use it.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

Rubias = all cuckoo

Rubias = all desirable unless too old, obese, or otherwise undesirable, whee man.

1. Oh dang I know I typed knocked. Dang it!

2. Since they will be gone when you leave at least make a batch for the ex.

Many. TY, no newfies involved. Although I did meet one here in AR

1. A fingergraphical error, D ma'am.

2. Huh, ma'am? Why not make a batch of brownies for the ex, huh ma'am?

Many. Newfies in Arkansas = overkill, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,329]

1. That's copyright infringement!

2. Sammich- delivered

Many. Residual hay in car trunk from Halloween stuff- vacuumed

Many. Stretch- made fun of

Many. Tarklar- insulted

1. Report it to the fearsome Ontarklar, si man.

2. Wimp- confirmed, sigh man.

Many. Hallowe'en was last October, procrastinate man.

Many. Tremble in her presence -- oj nie, at the mere thought of her, shudder man.

Many. Like Avis, ya gotta try harder, man.