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Now....to make fun of people and get some laughs at other peoples expense...... :devil:


My Boys are back! They are USC now I don't have to worry that one of them will know some dork on his ### and get them deported.

They're not USCs......They're Hillbillies :)


So the sellers have agreed to do a fix to the aluminum wiring called AlumniConn. They agreed to everything and are just giving us more money towards the broken stove. Yay. I was so worried!

Save a room for Jada

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tiff found out that I'm not at work.....

now she is determined to hog up every second of my "Me" time.....

She wants me to go pick up kiddo, get her a Subway sandwich, and deliver it to her......

####### man.....

I coulda married Miss HK if I'm a gonna do all that......


I forgot to fork the pie crust !! UHHHH

that's ok - most sexual deviants don't notice the lack of forking...

oh fork no, such a tragedy.

:rofl::rofl:

and for the record it bubbles if you don't fork it !!!

That reminds me, I haven't stabbed Tiff in the butt with a fork in at least 6 months......

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is that electrical tape on the foot posts? :rofl:

Finished! :)

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Here's more food from the other night. The thingy with curry stuff in it....

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is that electrical tape on the foot posts? :rofl:

yeah, I have foot pegs, but no time to machine it on yet. So I bolted an angle onto the rack for now.


The bike axle don't take foot pegs. The pegs will have to be bolted onto a plate, then the plate fitted onto the rack vertical riser.

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tiff found out that I'm not at work.....

now she is determined to hog up every second of my "Me" time.....

She wants me to go pick up kiddo, get her a Subway sandwich, and deliver it to her......

####### man.....

I coulda married Miss HK if I'm a gonna do all that......

That reminds me, I haven't stabbed Tiff in the butt with a fork in at least 6 months......

She's pregnant, you need to do as she asks, particularly when it comes to food. And she's keeping you busy so your eyes don't wander and hands follow.

Maybe that was because you were getting Tiff knocked up.

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and the angle iron is sharp, so I taped it.

I see Tark and Dark are rubbing off on you, both cheap and makeshift.

go make some.

gotta go get the kid, get the sammich, deliver, get VC coffee.....

be back in 5 minutes.....

get me some VC coffee to. I'm falling asleep here.

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i have pegs for it. just gotta get it on.....

Tark and dark woulda used a rubber band to band some old newspapers on the rack and call it quits....

heck the rack no need padding, that's what butts are for

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Noa1 : 4-2-2014
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I will clean before I am gone but thats it. She won't even notice I was ever here. Done.

(Where's the minus-Many button, huh man?) Brownies, see here ma'am!!!!!!!

I asked if he wanted any dinner

Ask him if he wants brownies, then provide them regardless, see here ma'am!

That is what happens when someone ticks me off!

Tremble in her presence, shudder man.

I've got juice and kool aid! coffee is evil

Make some gerbil urine, D ma'am.

Oh no....I forgot to pack the kiddo's Nilla crackers in her snack box

Last Post on Page and unread, luckyforyou man.

1. child protection services on line Many

2. I think we need to deport someone. No citizenship for you.

1. Telephone lineage corrected, Polish Math man.

2. Deportation is time-consuming and expensive. Give her dual citizenship as a Newfie, eh man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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steal the toilet seats in the subway and sell to Tark until you make Many bucks

Preliminary inspection is required, sorry man. We do not accept merchandise from just anyone off the street, see here man.

Edited by TBoneTX

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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